Joke o the day

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    May 18, 2008 3:35 AM GMT
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    THE HORTH WHITHPERER

    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
    His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
    "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
    So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
    "A female horth."
    So he shows him a prized filly.
    "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
    So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
    "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
    So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
    "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
    The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
    "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
    "Perhapth I should rephrase that.
    Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
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  • ShawnTX

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    May 18, 2008 3:43 AM GMT
    hehe, cute. icon_lol.gif
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    May 19, 2008 3:50 AM GMT
    EAT FLUSH TO MY NOSE TREE TIME IS FOR THE BAY DEAD BY TOO ...EQUALS FOURTEEN.
    Correct?
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    May 19, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
    zimster saidEAT FLUSH TO MY NOSE TREE TIME IS FOR THE BAY DEAD BY TOO ...EQUALS FOURTEEN.
    Correct?


    By my calculations, correct.icon_biggrin.gif
  • JBPhoto

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    May 19, 2008 11:07 AM GMT
    A pedophile and a small boy are walking hand in hand into a dark woods at sunset, as they go deeper owls hoot, animals howl and it becomes quite creeepy.
    "I'm getting scared." the little boy says.
    "You're scared?" replies the pedophile, "I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone."


    What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson??















    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon... and Michael Jackson touches little boys.


    Mom looked out the window and saw little Suzy behind the bushes with Johnny. When she came in Mom asked what they were doing.
    "Johnny was showing me his talliewhacker." Suzy said
    Mom, not wanting to create a big stink, said, "Oh really, and what did you think?"
    "It reminded me of a peanut." Suzy replied.
    "Ah, kind of little then?" Mom said with a smile.
    "No," Suzy replied, "salty."

    Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

    A: Christopher Walken.
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    May 19, 2008 11:26 AM GMT
    Chemistry teacher asks a 5th grader class what is the chemical symbol for water.
    One 5th grader proudly raised his hand and was called.
    He answered: "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O"
    Teacher asks, baffled, who taught him that.
    Little 5th grader shot back: "You did! You told us yesterday that the symbol for water is "H" to "O".
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    p.s.
    The 5th grader was actually muttskins.