If nothing's too trivial to mention....

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    Sep 29, 2011 9:57 PM GMT
    [insert anything here]

    ....I just discovered I have sour cream.
    The 'use by' date is June 2009.
    I put it back in the fridge.
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    Sep 29, 2011 9:58 PM GMT
    Declare it a science experiment and invite the press.
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    Sep 29, 2011 11:22 PM GMT
    If you haven't used your cream since 2009, of course it's sour. What did you expect?

    BTW, lemme know if you need help using your cream...ya know...to keep it from going sour and stuff.
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    Sep 29, 2011 11:34 PM GMT
    would that offer be pro boner....I mean pro bono?
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    Sep 29, 2011 11:35 PM GMT
    Yes, both.
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    Sep 29, 2011 11:49 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    Beaux saidwould that offer be pro boner....I mean pro bono?

    Ooh, I just love single entendre!


    It's the kind of magic that made Beavis & Butthead as well as Sex and the City cultural power-houses.
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    Sep 30, 2011 12:22 AM GMT
    That the small paperback dictionary on my desk doesn't have all the words I am looking for and the bigger unabridged dictionary, which should, doesn't either. So there you have it: big or small, sometimes I can't get satisfied.
  • Thirdbeach

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    Sep 30, 2011 3:02 AM GMT
    my tractor can't get no traction
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    Oct 01, 2011 4:22 PM GMT
    If you smash a mosquito while it's sucking you, does it basically vomit the contents of its gut right into your body?
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    Oct 01, 2011 4:32 PM GMT
    ew.
    That's all.
  • mcwclewis

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    Oct 01, 2011 6:50 PM GMT
    Beaux saidIf you smash a mosquito while it's sucking you, does it basically vomit the contents of its gut right into your body?


    I'm not sure why I know this but yes. icon_razz.gif The venom they inject into you while sucking your blood usually comes out if you let them just do their business.... squashing them will push that shit right in.... as well as trace amounts of mosquito guts..... yum
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    Oct 01, 2011 6:56 PM GMT
    it's mosquito saliva which contains an anticoagulant .

    if you smash enough, you can save on Coumadin.
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    Oct 01, 2011 7:26 PM GMT
    The other night I was stopped at a red light and watched a mouse cross both streets at the intersection, waiting patiently for the light to change... and staying within the crosswalk. I was amazed that a mouse could do something that 9 out of 10 of my college age friends can't do after a night out.
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    Oct 01, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    Beaux saidIf you smash a mosquito while it's sucking you, does it basically vomit the contents of its gut right into your body?


    No, the only way to take it back is to lick it off before it dries.
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    Oct 01, 2011 7:30 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    Cash said
    jprichva said
    Beaux saidwould that offer be pro boner....I mean pro bono?

    Ooh, I just love single entendre!


    It's the kind of magic that made Beavis & Butthead as well as Sex and the City cultural power-houses.

    Sad but true.
    When Big tells Carrie that he's moving to Napa because he's tired, she says;
    "When you're tired, you TAKE a Napa, you don't move to Napa!"

    Thud.

    And yet this show was considered witty.


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    Thanks for that. I might just need to watch it again from the start now.