Limerick Ladder

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    May 20, 2008 2:04 AM GMT
    Here is a new game borrowed (stolen) from another forum that I haven't seen on RJ. Write a limerick using the first line supplied by the previous poster.

    For instance -

    Poster 'A' writes:

    There once was a man from Berlin,
    whose tool was the size of a pin.
    Said his fella with a laugh
    As he fondled his shaft
    Well this won't be much of a sin!

    There once was a plumber from Lee...

    Poster 'B' responds with:

    There once was a plumber from Lee
    Who was plumbing his stud by the sea
    He said Stop your plumbing,
    There's somebody coming!
    Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!


    The next poster will start with:

    This limerick may not be the best...
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    May 20, 2008 3:30 AM GMT
    This limerick may not be the best
    But let's put the thing to the test
    If it's fresh and it's clever
    And you still say "whatever"
    It must be even worse than I guessed.

    The grandfather clock in the hall.....

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    May 20, 2008 3:37 AM GMT
    This one's a favorite with the drag queens around here...

    There once was a girl named Diense
    Who's pussy hair hung down to her knees
    Her crabs got together
    And knitted a sweater
    Now in the winter her pussy don't freeze

    Haha, whoops. I missed the point of the game there. My bad. icon_redface.gif
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    May 20, 2008 4:23 AM GMT
    The grandfather clock in the hall
    hung a pendulum two feet tall
    unsupectingly did rub
    the maid it's brassy nub
    now gear oil covers the wall.

    The pirate grabbed his rum...

  • LessObvious

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    May 20, 2008 4:34 AM GMT
    I dont get it
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    May 20, 2008 5:15 AM GMT
    The pirate grabbed (hold of) his rum
    Drank most of it down, but saved some
    For if he'd drank it all
    It wouldn't get "tall"
    And he wouldn't be able to cum.


    The monkey fell out of the tree...
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    May 20, 2008 6:11 AM GMT
    The monkey fell out of the tree,
    He leaned too far so he could see,
    The gorilla he spied,
    Opened his mouth wide,
    And bit off the monkey's peepee!

    There once was a Tranny from Mars...
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    May 20, 2008 6:28 AM GMT
    There once was a Tranny from Mars
    Who had a craving for Milky Way Bars
    So she went to the space store
    Saw the cost of one and swore
    "Fuck that! I won't buy something priced that far."

    There once was a Man from New York...


  • HndsmKansan

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    May 20, 2008 11:56 AM GMT
    There once was a man from New York
    Who admitted he was a dork

    His experience he sold in a book
    Inspired everyone it was worth a look

    Turned out he was a member of RJ...

    Your favorite time of year is the month of May....


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    May 20, 2008 1:09 PM GMT
    (ugh chris... your lines are too long! icon_wink.gif )

    Your favorite time [of year] is the month of May....
    When lawns grow all jungle-y in a day,
    But HndsmKansan's last phrase
    Didn't rhyme in this case,
    And thus I'm lost at what else to say. icon_confused.gif

    There once was a handsome Kansan...

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    May 20, 2008 1:26 PM GMT
    There once was a handsome Kansan
    Who went drag as the wife of Tarzan
    He pranced and sashayed like a real woman
    Then one morning, hungover at half past ten
    He woke up in his garden sobbing
    Because his precious Manolos were stolen! icon_surprised.gif

    The gay skeleton in the closet...



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    May 20, 2008 9:51 PM GMT
    The gay skeleton in the closet
    Made me turn off my faucet.
    For as a spout of truth
    I was very uncouth,
    So my true self was quite the composite.


    I don't have time for the gym

  • fitdude62

    Posts: 294

    May 20, 2008 10:21 PM GMT
    I don't have time for the gym

    and now my body looks grim

    I want to get laid

    but now have to pay

    I have to get back to the gym



    "My lover has now been replaced"
  • irishboxers

    Posts: 357

    May 20, 2008 10:25 PM GMT
    My lover has now been replaced

    By a martian from outer space.

    He doesn't say much or put up a fuss,

    but his cock gets as big as a bus!



    I once knew a drag queen from Boise...
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    May 20, 2008 10:37 PM GMT
    I once knew a drag queen from Boise
    Whose orgasms were kinda noisy
    She tried being quiet
    Her friend wouldn't buy it.
    "Everyone shouts in New Joisey."

    Catherine the Great, I am told--

  • ShawnTX

    Posts: 2484

    May 20, 2008 11:27 PM GMT
    Catherine the Great, I am told
    Got it on with men young and old
    She even did it with a horse
    Because it was so hung, of course
    Those Russian women are so bold

    The man in the mirror said this...


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    May 20, 2008 11:31 PM GMT
    The man in the mirror said this:
    "There's no one I'd rather kiss.
    My makeup is fine,
    My hair is divine,
    I'm quite the transvestite miss!"

    An octupus said to his brother...
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    May 20, 2008 11:48 PM GMT
    An octipus said to his brother................................................you've as many legs as mother.................................................like her your quite a pussy...................................................kindof a wussy..................................................are you sure your a brother.......................................................................................................RJ guys are HOT
  • ShawnTX

    Posts: 2484

    May 20, 2008 11:55 PM GMT
    RJ guys are hot
    In a pinch, ya'll would hit the spot
    You got lots of money
    Then sure you can call me honey
    Don't call me a whore, cause I'm not

    A man once lived on the street...
  • Paradigm_Shif...

    Posts: 251

    May 21, 2008 12:00 AM GMT
    Real Jock guys are so HOT..

    I think about them A LOT..

    I sit and pretend

    To spend time with them

    Oh Shit! Not again!! I Shot!! icon_redface.gif


    I just spent the day with Mary
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    May 21, 2008 12:20 AM GMT
    A man once lived on the street
    whom no one ever tried to meet
    he knocked on my door
    because he was poor
    and he couldn't stand on his feet!

    Do you know the muffin man?
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    May 21, 2008 1:13 AM GMT
    I just spent the day with Mary...................................................She's kinda scarry.................................................quite the fag hag....................................................she'll put your enemy in a bag....................................................faster than my buddy Harry
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    May 21, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
    do you know the muffin man....................................................he makes the best buns in a pan....................................................better are his backside buns...................................................round as the sun....................................................and white hot...........................................................................................................do you cum in the dark
  • ShawnTX

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    May 21, 2008 2:30 AM GMT
    Do you cum in the dark?
    Do you do it for a lark?
    While stalking a man
    You're his number one fan
    Or is it just something you do in the park?

    (dedicated to Trocks icon_razz.gif)


    With binoculars in hand...
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    May 21, 2008 2:36 AM GMT
    with binoculars in hand
    and waists thrashing in the sand
    i see shawn crying so hard!
    how can he see me so far?
    for it is I who is with his man!

    four people stare at me...