"The Look 101" by ZiMsTeR (Inspired by "Guys checking me out online" thread)

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    May 20, 2008 5:58 AM GMT
    Dear Sundown55 & RJ's gay neophytes crew:
    Being gay in the last dhirty-fwhore years, I have become the master of my game. I have perfected "the look" of what to throw out when I cruise. This is shared to you exclusively for your perusal (translation: so get a clue!)
    Warning to KillJoys like Redheadguy aka GingerSpice: This thread is full of embedded pics, so back off now!
    Hope this gives you clues how to tell you're being cruised:
    ZiM's Classic Demure Look - yes, eyes covered in huge sunglasses a la Audrey Hepburn circa 1990; with matching gloves and trademark forefinger bite.
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    ZiM's Seductive Pout Look - yes, indeed. Likewise known as "Yes, I'm digging you even if I'm busy with someone else" look.
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    ZiM's Aggressive Move Look - "Yes, be afraid...be very afraid...hear this pussyboy roar!!!!"
    Note that it helps convey the message with animal print clothing
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    And speaking of clothing, if you're not into pulling faces and just wanna go casual, let your shirt do the talking. It works wonders, too!
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    And the best bet of all is always wear a smile...like these TWO NEW OFFICIAL RJ LOVEBIRDS...
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    ...move over, Chizzad & Lawson... you're sooo 2007!

    [DISCLAIMER: ZiMsTeR, ZiM, ZiMaTaR and all of the other personality variations are spared of any liability for any drought in your sex life, future break-ups, prolonged single life and latent mental illness. All rights preserved, 2008.]
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    May 20, 2008 6:42 AM GMT
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    May 20, 2008 7:03 AM GMT
    This is why we love the Zim.

    The finger bite pic alone would have secured it the Best Post of 2008 award, IMHO.
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    May 20, 2008 7:11 AM GMT
    A wonderous guide icon_biggrin.gif

    The title, "The Look 101," reminds me of this though:

    YouTube: Dramatic Look - Kill Bill Remix
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    May 20, 2008 7:14 AM GMT
    Why is it that if I'm not referred to as "little one", I get references from a chipmunk??! icon_cry.gif
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    May 20, 2008 7:19 AM GMT
    LOL Damn!! Little one is very funny :-)

    Like Iguana said.. the finger bite photo is fuckin hilarious!
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    May 20, 2008 7:23 AM GMT



    Little one my (_!_)


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    May 20, 2008 7:23 AM GMT
    What no hip stance saying "if these hips could talk......" "......"

    Fun photos are always fun to look aticon_cool.gif
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    May 20, 2008 7:26 AM GMT
    jsttennis77 saidLike Iguana said.. the finger bite photo is fuckin hilarious!

    ...which explains my 2,200+ fan messages on my facebook wall!

    inuman saidWhat no hip stance saying "if these hips could talk......" "......"

    "Me hips don't lie.*"


    *used with permission
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    May 20, 2008 8:06 AM GMT
    You little shit, Zim! I know a guy who would like to bend your over a car some night and wipe that smile right off your face!

    Zim - you are amazing.
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    May 20, 2008 8:07 AM GMT
    OH IT'S THAT "little" WORD AGAIN icon_mad.gif
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    May 20, 2008 8:10 AM GMT
    OMG -- I think I'm in Love!
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    May 20, 2008 9:04 AM GMT
    Yeah, me too! icon_razz.gif
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    May 20, 2008 9:21 AM GMT
    pmsl you forgot the trailing hand on the wall as yuo dissapear around the corner!

    or the London club craze when you have your tshirt off and they blow on your back bleurghhhhh Im like keep your germs to yourself!!!!!

    PS your demure look got me wet!!!!!!!!!!!




























    From laughing icon_lol.gif do yuo purr too sex kitten?
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    May 20, 2008 9:35 AM GMT
    bfg1 saiddo yuo purr too sex kitten?

    who, meow? ...certainly, i do it prrrrrrrrfectly...
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    May 20, 2008 9:37 AM GMT
    damn its the first time I have wanted to lick a pussy in years!
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    May 20, 2008 9:39 AM GMT
    bfg1 saiddamn its the first time I have wanted to lick a pussy in years!

    Yeah but those bloody LOLCATS made it almost annoyingly impossible!
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    May 20, 2008 9:43 AM GMT
    actually I hate cats with a passion! so Im likely to skin ya! or spit roast ya
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    May 20, 2008 10:07 AM GMT
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

    What am I doing there?! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
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    May 20, 2008 10:23 AM GMT
    One of these days zigazigaaaaa, i'm gonna come over to dubai and shove a red hot poker up your bottom.

    That's all.
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    May 20, 2008 10:31 AM GMT
    Finally! A role model for the gay everyman.
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    May 20, 2008 11:18 AM GMT
    muttskins saidWhat am I doing there?! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif

    WHAT AM I DOING THERE YOUR BACKDOOR!!!
    As of today we've become an OFFICIAL RJ COUPLE, boybitch!!!

    Wait...


    Muttskins, can you hear that?

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    WEDDING BELLS FROM HELL!!! icon_razz.gificon_twisted.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
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    May 20, 2008 11:27 AM GMT
    This is obviously a thinly-veiled ploy to garner attention. First of all, I don't believe you. You're simply not all that. If I saw you out someplace, I'd throw you an acorn, but that's all.

    Don't take offense. I cannot let you continue to live your life with such delusions. I need to bitch-slap you back to awareness that you are a squirrel. You will thank me for this one day.

    I will grant that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that some men may indeed find a squirrel hot. I personally am not attracted to you, but I'm not the first Adonis who refused to trade in his gerbil for a squirrel.

    Get a life. Speaking of "101":

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  • HndsmKansan

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    May 20, 2008 11:41 AM GMT
    This is great Zim, thanks for sharing with us!


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    May 20, 2008 11:55 AM GMT
    obscenewish saidIf I saw you out someplace, I'd throw you an acorn, but that's all.
    I need to bitch-slap you back to awareness that you are a squirrel.
    Get a life.

    This is what I get from you after I took care of your enormous penis when you were away?!?
    You hurt my feelings! icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif
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    obscenewish said
    Speaking of "101":
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    I originally authored that book with Simon Bond under the pseudonyms 'Beavis and Butthead'. See "Fur" Episode.icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
    p.s.
    No more Philippine-made bananas for you!