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    Oct 05, 2011 5:29 AM GMT
    Dear Birds,
    It's unfortunate that my parking spot is right under the tree you guys hang out on. And I do anticipate finding your crap on my car once in a while. But what the fuck was up with yesterday? I had no idea that amount of crap can come out of little birds such as yourselves. Fuck. That was nasty as hell.

    Dear Assholes With The Shitty HID Lights,
    No, you don't look cool with your cheap ass HID lights. You're blinding everyone on the fuckin road. And is it really necessary to get HID bulbs for both your headlights and fog lights? Fuck off. I'm gonna mount some bright lights on the back of my car and turn them on next time you drive behind me.

    Dear Clients,
    We love it when you show your appreciation for our work, by sending us Sprinkles cupcakes. Do that more often please. icon_biggrin.gif

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    Oct 05, 2011 6:02 AM GMT
    Dickheads,
    Pull up your damn pants or just take them off.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:04 AM GMT
    Dear ass hole that can't park,
    The spots in our condo complex are already fairly tight, so when you park you're piece of shit car so crooked that I cannot get into my designated spot (that I PAY for) and have to park in Bum Fucking Egypt on the other end of the complex. . .there's a problem. Please learn to park before I act on the urge to key your crappy car.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:05 AM GMT
    dear college professors
    fucken hate you and your pointless homework exercises that arent difficult but are just a waist of time. That is all
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:06 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidDickheads,
    Pull up your damn pants or just take them off.


    That's Florida for ya. Don't like it move to Montana.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:06 AM GMT
    Dear People who can't drive.

    It's 70 on the freeway....not 20...
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:09 AM GMT
    Dear hot blond guys,

    Get in my bed and remove your clothes. Now.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:10 AM GMT
    Xaldyn saidDear People who can't drive.

    It's 70 on the freeway....not 20...


    not when it's snowing LOL. Give us a break not everyone has snow tires...
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:11 AM GMT
    Dear World,

    Fuck you.

    Sincerely,
    Me
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:12 AM GMT
    Dear Toyota:

    You are expanding the Prius line thus providing me with more targets on the freeway. Can you at least mount something in the car that lets them know they are pissing everyone else on the road off?

    Dear Arizona:

    Thank you for finally cooling off. Its nice sleeping with the windows open for once. *kiss noise*
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:12 AM GMT
    Anduru saidDear World,

    Fuck you.

    Sincerely,
    Me


    y so sad and angers still?
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:13 AM GMT
    MochaMuscle said
    Xaldyn saidDear People who can't drive.

    It's 70 on the freeway....not 20...


    not when it's snowing LOL. Give us a break not everyone has snow tires...

    Even on the freeway with clear roads during the winter, let's go 20.... icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:14 AM GMT
    Dear Superintendent,

    No, you can't go to Florida for 2 months and get paid. Your job is to be available and maintain the building. No, you can't demand the managment company hires someone else to do all the hard work while paying you the same. Also, it's tacky that you're going to retire AFTER you stop working for 2 months with pay.

    Dear Friends of Neighbours,
    It is not appropriate to honk your car horn between 2 buildings housing upwards of 40 people just to get the attention of your friend who lives there. Knock. Call. Wait. Plan. Any of these work better. For a daily routine, this is simply not acceptable.

    Dear Moviemakers & Comic Book Writers,

    Please start making sense. If the most sensible way is less shocking, then rewrite it so the most shocking way is the reasonable way things unfold. If you're not talented enough as a writer, suck it up and do the most sensible way. You will deserve the low sales.

    Dear Moviewatchers and Comic Book Readers,
    Please have some standards. You let people put in a lazy effort in a half-baked storyline that they just said "meh good enough". You agree with them that a stupid series of events is good enough for you. Have some self-respect and demand these people put some pride in their work. You will only be rewarded by this.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:15 AM GMT
    Dear annoying impatient customers,
    I know you just went on your first skydive. I'm stoked for you. But seriously do not keep bugging me and giving me dirty looks every minute while you wait for your video. ITS RENDERING. My computer is ancient and very slow. Please do not walk back into my area and stand behind me and watch my every move. Its painfully awkward and I'll just leave. I gave you the option to mail it out but no. You have to have it now. Piss me off enough and I'll give you the tribal chant music for your freefall and laugh my ass off when you leave. I hate video editing skydives.

    Dear annoying impatient tandem masters,
    Please stop showing how you think I should pack your parachute. It seriously makes me feel sorry for you. I've been packing for quite some time now. At first it was funny to watch you make an ass of yourself when you figured out it was harder packing a parachute three times the size of what you normally pack, but now its just time consuming. Want a hard opening or line twists? No? Then don't piss off your packer. And don't stand over me waiting for the rig I'm packing. We have a whole fucking wall of rigs, pick another one and stop being greedy please. Else I will take my sweeet time.

    Ahhh venting. Aside from all that I love my job and enjoy the stoked customers and am good friends with most of the instructors. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:19 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes saidy so sad and angers still?
    I'm stuck in my hometown for probably the next 6 months at least which means I have nothing to do except sit on my computer or sleep while I wait to be registered for an outpatient therapy group at the hospital, and even then I won't be able to see my boyfriend as much as I did during the summer.

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    Oct 05, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    FrostedFlakes saidy so sad and angers still?
    I'm stuck in my hometown for probably the next 6 months at least which means I have nothing to do except sit on my computer or sleep while I wait to be registered for an outpatient therapy group at the hospital, and even then I won't be able to see my boyfriend as much as I did during the summer.

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    Try going for a run to someplace new(ish) every day - as awesome as Tumblr is, running is helllllllla better than just sitting on your computer. Get your bf to do it with you, si c'est possible.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:25 AM GMT
    Dear *&)*@#(&$@#*&

    This is for you for being a super douchebag:

    @#&$*#&%*(@^#@^&$*%&@&*@#(%*(@%&$@#*)&$@(#@#%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !^%*(%&!*^(_!$@*_#&$!#&%$*(*!#&&%*&$#@*(@#)%&@#*(&$%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I feel much better now icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:28 AM GMT
    Dear fellow Muni riders,

    Yes, I am deliberately standing and grooving to my DJ Matt Consola "Swishcraft" mix in my tight Momotaro jeans and boots. Yes, I am an exhibitionist who is shamelessly allowing the movement of the train to gyrate my hips, and push out my crotch in innocently lewd, yet provocative ways. Yes, I'm grabbing the bars in the Metro like a pole dancer about to go flashmob. And yes, when I was waiting at the stop with my foot on top of the newspaper rack grabbing my toes and stretching, I was doing so to show off my ass and flexibility. Thank you for staring. Your leer is always appreciated.

    Dear fellow San Franciscans,

    Yes, when I walk down the street, I am making eye contact with you with that slight little flirty grin on my face. It's ok that you look away. I win when you do that. And yes, I will also look at your girl first when she stares at me, so that you will bone her even harder in bed to make her forget me. Yes, I'm got my swagger down so that I'm working Market Street like it's Folsom Street. And yes, I do stop and talk to strangers...especially your girlfriends.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:30 AM GMT
    Cityaznguy saidDear *&)*@#(&$@#*&

    This is for you for being a super douchebag:

    @#&$*#&%*(@^#@^&$*%&@&*@#(%*(@%&$@#*)&$@(#@#%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !^%*(%&!*^(_!$@*_#&$!#&%$*(*!#&&%*&$#@*(@#)%&@#*(&$%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I feel much better now icon_biggrin.gif

    Glad you let that out. When you keep it in you will just shit your pants.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:30 AM GMT
    Saber170 said...


    Dude, I can't imagine anybody wanting you to rush while you're "packing their 'chute". icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:38 AM GMT
    JP85257 said
    Cityaznguy saidDear *&)*@#(&$@#*&

    This is for you for being a super douchebag:

    @#&$*#&%*(@^#@^&$*%&@&*@#(%*(@%&$@#*)&$@(#@#%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !^%*(%&!*^(_!$@*_#&$!#&%$*(*!#&&%*&$#@*(@#)%&@#*(&$%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I feel much better now icon_biggrin.gif

    Glad you let that out. When you keep it in you will just shit your pants.


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    now I feel better after that laugh! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:43 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes saidicon_sad.gif
    Try going for a run to someplace new(ish) every day - as awesome as Tumblr is, running is helllllllla better than just sitting on your computer. Get your bf to do it with you, si c'est possible.
    It's too expensive for him to visit me more than once a week or so, and if I'm not with him I'm generally not motivated to do anything or go anywhere. Earlier I wanted ginger ale but we didn't have any so instead of walking 5 minute to the grocery store to get it I just drank milk instead, whereas if I were with him I would have no problem getting up and doing it.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:47 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Saber170 said...


    Dude, I can't imagine anybody wanting you to rush while you're "packing their 'chute". icon_twisted.gif


    haha oh you would be surprised.
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    Oct 05, 2011 7:20 AM GMT
    Dearest darlingest momsy and popsicle,

    There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz....
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    Oct 05, 2011 7:22 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidDearest darlingest momsy and popsicle,

    There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz....


    But of course, you'll rise above it?