Couple Files For Divorce After Gay Marriage Destroys Sanctity of their Marriage

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    Oct 05, 2011 12:47 PM GMT
    Oh you know it had to happen to support the case for DOMA...

    Of course the affair he had and all the arguing had nothing to do with it.. icon_rolleyes.gif

    EDIT: This is a satirical commentary on the views of DOMA proponents.

    http://unicornbooty.com/2011/10/couple-files-for-divorce-after-gay-marriage-destroys-sanctity-of-their-union/

    In an interview, Bob stated, “Sally and I have been together for a long time. Our oldest son just turned ten years old. And through all the arguing and nagging, I really did love her. But now that two men are allowed to share a life and be happy and devoted, I just don’t think that I can see my marriage as holy anymore.”
    Sally held similar opinions. “Our life hadn’t been easy. Bob’s been working three jobs to support the kids. I thought of leaving him when he had that affair, but I knew my marriage was sacred in the eyes of the Lord, and [I] couldn’t leave him. But I can’t believe my marriage is holy when two homosexuals can have an honest, long-term, monogamous life as a married couple.”
    Sally and Bob showed us the divorce papers. “Our lawyer said that ‘the gays’ isn’t a valid reason on the divorce papers,” Bob told us, “so we decided on a no-fault divorce.”
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:09 PM GMT
    Sounds like Bob wants to marry Neil. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:13 PM GMT
    Thanks for posting this. What a bunch of BS. If their marriage was so weak that it could be shattered by what others can do, then it was bound to dissolve anyway. And if their faith or beliefs are not strong enough to withstand others having a different faith or beliefs, their problem again. Case of people blaming others for their own problems and weakness.

    Added: Above written before I knew it was a parody site, but to the extent it represents attitudes, comment stands. Maybe some of us should have realized it was a joke, but with so many crazy attitudes, anything is possible.
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:19 PM GMT
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    paulflexes saidSounds like Bob wants to marry Neil. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:21 PM GMT
    WOW! Having an affair apparently isn't a good enough reason for divorce but two people of the same sex who have no ties to you is. And now we know I guess.
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:34 PM GMT
    "I just don’t think that I can see... "



    the problem only in his Is

    ba-boom tish
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:37 PM GMT
    Just FYI: That's another parody site. There's so many of them these days, it's hard to keep up!

    One of their other headlines is: Masturbation Hand More Prone to Evil
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:38 PM GMT
    This sounds like something you'd read in the Onion...I read back to the original article...seems kinda fishy to me. Did a google search to see if anything else came up, I couldn't find anything.

    This story sounds cooked.
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:43 PM GMT
    I just re-read it and it appears you are correct about this one.

    This site provides both satire and real news. I moved to quickly to post because I thought it was pretty funny.

    endo saidJust FYI: That's another parody site. There's so many of them these days, it's hard to keep up!

    One of their other headlines is: Masturbation Hand More Prone to Evil
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    Oct 05, 2011 1:45 PM GMT
    creyente saidI just re-read it and it appears you are correct about this one.

    This site provides both satire and real news.

    endo saidJust FYI: That's another parody site. There's so many of them these days, it's hard to keep up!

    One of their other headlines is: Masturbation Hand More Prone to Evil


    But it is, Blanche. It is.

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    Oct 05, 2011 1:56 PM GMT
    Your welcome. The satire is based on the reality of the DOMA proponents views, so this is a very valid comment.

    socalfitness saidThanks for posting this. What a bunch of BS. If their marriage was so weak that it could be shattered by what others can do, then it was bound to dissolve anyway. And if their faith or beliefs are not strong enough to withstand others having a different faith or beliefs, their problem again. Case of people blaming others for their own problems and weakness.
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    Oct 05, 2011 2:38 PM GMT
    Bob said:“Our lawyer said that ‘the gays’ isn’t a valid reason on the divorce papers, so we decided on a no-fault divorce.”


    Someone should really file a divorce citing the fact gay people can get legally married as the reason. I wonder what the Supreme Court would do about it. icon_twisted.gif
  • KONAMI55

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    Oct 05, 2011 2:50 PM GMT
    VERY SIMPLE: IF YOUR MARRIAGE IS FUCKED UP, IT IS BECAUSE YOU FUCKED IT UP.
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    Oct 05, 2011 2:55 PM GMT
    Just when you think you have heard it all icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 05, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    socalfitness saidThanks for posting this. What a bunch of BS. If their marriage was so weak that it could be shattered by what others can do, then it was bound to dissolve anyway. And if their faith or beliefs are not strong enough to withstand others having a different faith or beliefs, their problem again. Case of people blaming others for their own problems and weakness.


    I can't imagine that isn't a joke. :p
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    Oct 05, 2011 4:22 PM GMT
    Bob wants something.....and it ani't Sally
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:06 PM GMT
    How pathetic and ascinine! These people must be convinced that most of the country's population has the IQ of fundamentalist religious Americans. This is so stupid that I am actually embarrassed for the morons.
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    Oct 05, 2011 6:12 PM GMT
    nshapenfit saidHow pathetic and ascinine! These people must be convinced that most of the country's population has the IQ of fundamentalist religious Americans. This is so stupid that I am actually embarrassed for the morons.




    You do know this is satire, right? Not a real news story.
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    Oct 06, 2011 3:37 PM GMT
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    nshapenfit saidHow pathetic and ascinine! These people must be convinced that most of the country's population has the IQ of fundamentalist religious Americans. This is so stupid that I am actually embarrassed for the morons.




    You do know this is satire, right? Not a real news story.



    lol! Not when I first read the brief at the end of the OP's post icon_redface.gif
    Didn't catch the EDIT note.
    It's all too believable from my experience with dealing with religious Christians who
    never make themselves accountable for their own "sin", preferring to blame it on others.