Winning Bumper Stickers

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    Jul 13, 2007 6:22 PM GMT
    Not necessarily my views, but still I had to chuckle when I read some of these - maybe you will too...

    1/20/09 - End of an Error

    Bush - Like a rock. Only dumber.

    If you can read this, you're not the President.

    Of course it hurts - you're being screwed by an elephant.

    The Republican Party - Our bridge to the 11th century.

    They call him "W" so he can spell it.

    Bad President! No banana!

    Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?
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    Jul 13, 2007 7:34 PM GMT
    LMAO. I love those.
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    Jul 13, 2007 7:43 PM GMT
    I thought they were rather clever.
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    Jul 13, 2007 8:02 PM GMT
    my fave is still:

    If you're not appalled, you're not paying attention
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    Jul 13, 2007 8:03 PM GMT
    How about, "That's okay - I wasn't using my Civil Liberties anyway..."
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    Jul 13, 2007 8:27 PM GMT
    these are certainly my views!
  • Delivis

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    Jul 13, 2007 8:33 PM GMT
    Those are halarius!
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    Jul 13, 2007 8:33 PM GMT
    I like one I saw today on the road:
    "Republicans for VOLDEMORT"
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    Jul 13, 2007 8:38 PM GMT
    Another one is, "We need a President who's fluent in at least one language."
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    Jul 13, 2007 8:57 PM GMT
    i like "CHENEY-SATAN '08" :)

    i have a new one on my car. Reads simply, "IMPEACH".
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    Jul 13, 2007 9:02 PM GMT
    Did you see the one - "George Bush - creating the terrorists our kids will have to fight."

    Now I'm entirely sure the the culpability lies squarely on his shoulders, in fact that one isn't as funny as it is sobering - what a morose thought...
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    Jul 13, 2007 10:38 PM GMT
    Who would Jesus bomb?

    What would Scooby do?

    Al Qaeda for Bush!

    Picture of a little boy peeing on a W

  • zakariahzol

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    Jul 14, 2007 9:59 AM GMT
    If only I could put this sticker on my car
    'Sorry I dont do girls"



    '
  • trebor965

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    Jul 14, 2007 11:03 AM GMT
    this girl had one on her car that read:

    i lost my virginity, but kept the box it came in
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    Jul 14, 2007 11:47 AM GMT

    A gay friend of mine at work drives an old chevy truck with oversized knobby tires. His bumper sticker looks like a playboy bunny silhouette, but its a beer belly guy with a baseball cap on! - He's into bears.
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    Jul 14, 2007 2:12 PM GMT
    This may be an old one: Bomb Gay Whales for Jesus
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    Jul 14, 2007 3:19 PM GMT
    Republican love you....until you're born
  • Arkguy84

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    Jul 15, 2007 6:10 AM GMT
    " I miss Bill" is still one of the best!
  • 2theTEE

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    Jul 15, 2007 6:31 AM GMT
    I actually saw this one today : " Stick it in. It's the law " It's regarding wearing seatbelts...I think.
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    Jul 15, 2007 7:48 AM GMT
    VISUALIZE WHIRRED PEAS

    MY CHILD IS IN REFORM SCHOOL

    QUESTION AUTHORITY
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    Jul 15, 2007 1:40 PM GMT
    Some years ago, I printed out "Apathy Sucks Please Vote" and taped it to my bumper a few weeks before an election. The damn tape messed up my chrome.
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    Jul 16, 2007 9:18 AM GMT
    Hehe Some are great, but i am wondering (seeing and hearing it all from the Netherlands) Why aren't you guy's all out to the streets to end the term of bush(not a capital worthy)? Revolution has ended a few goverments in de former east block country's on a peacefull way, but doing nothing but putting stickers on youre bumper will not get bush away from the white house. If a maniac like bush was in controll here i am sure we would be on the streets, demonstrating, put on tentcamps and maked sure he left, soon!
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    Jul 22, 2007 5:04 AM GMT
    i don't ow if these have to be anti bush, but there is a real funny bumper sticker i want: "remember to buckle up, it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car."
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    Jul 22, 2007 6:26 AM GMT
    Some of these are truly brilliant! Quick, one of you print some up for us.

    On a slightly unrelated note, I recently sent in a donation to a major non-profit civil liberties organization whose acronym starts with A and ends with U. By return mail, I received a fairly benign bumper sticker from this insidious outfit -- it was some basic notion about not surrendering our freedoms or some nonsense.

    So, I pull into the gym a few days later. After a garden variety workout, I came out only to find that someone had tried to scrape this 4" x 4" sticker off of my truck. I guess some red-blooded and patriotic Texans hate freedom more than left-wing civil liberties organizations. :p
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    Jul 26, 2007 12:40 AM GMT
    Saw this one on line today...

    HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITER