America's Manliest City

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    Oct 06, 2011 2:49 PM GMT
    http://www.americasmanliestcities.com/

    This made the local news because my hometown was #2. Figured I'd put it up here since 'masculinity' is a common theme on these boards.

    1. Nashville, TN (▲ 3 spots)
    2. Charlotte, NC (▼ 1 spot)
    3. Oklahoma City, OK (▲ 22 spots)

    Some of it's funny, like penalizing cities for a high number of cupcake shops. But I'm surprised women don't get mad that jobs were included in the criteria.

    What do yall think about their criteria for 'manliness'?

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    Oct 06, 2011 6:01 PM GMT
    lies, damn lies, and statistics icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 06, 2011 6:06 PM GMT
    -1.
  • Bigolbear

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    Oct 06, 2011 6:51 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidMiami should be #1.... It's the city with the highest percentage of REAL men with REAL, UNcut cocks. icon_wink.gif


    I find that a little hard to swallow!




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  • metta

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    Oct 06, 2011 7:10 PM GMT
    lol.....just plain silly.



    They listed LA as the 3rd city for sports. We don't even have a football team.


    Salty snack sales..... icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 06, 2011 7:15 PM GMT
    So both Nashville and Memphis are on the chart. Does redneck mean manly?

    Also: there are two kinds: manly and gentlemen. Manly but rude is just trash, they have the "manliest jobs: construction, firefighters, truck drivers....." Those jobs are not the manliest jobs. Requiring more physical work doesnt mean its manlier. A man is a man when he has passion, responsibility and dignity.Skipping college and doing low paid jobs is not a manly thing, perhaps its less manly because they can't even take care of themselves but live on a cheap lifestyle.
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    Oct 06, 2011 7:21 PM GMT
    I see Washington,DC at 42. Pathetic and about right.
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    Oct 06, 2011 7:38 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidMiami should be #1.... It's the city with the highest percentage of REAL men with REAL, UNcut cocks. icon_wink.gif


    This guy is literally obsessed with uncut cocks.
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    Oct 06, 2011 7:51 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidMiami should be #1.... It's the city with the highest percentage of REAL men with REAL, UNcut cocks. icon_wink.gif



    I wasn't aware that a bit of smelly useless skin made the difference between a man and a queen. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 06, 2011 7:53 PM GMT
    I think the author is confusing manliness with being a redneck.
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    Oct 06, 2011 8:05 PM GMT
    BullSh**.
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    Oct 06, 2011 8:09 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    Scruffypup said
    southbeach1500 saidMiami should be #1.... It's the city with the highest percentage of REAL men with REAL, UNcut cocks. icon_wink.gif



    I wasn't aware that a bit of smelly useless skin made the difference between a man and a queen. icon_rolleyes.gif



    1) It's not smelly - you've just offended many RJ members who are uncut.

    2) It's not useless. The foreskin protects the glans and a protected glans provides awesome erotic sexual sensations - something cut guys don't even have an inkling of understanding about.

    3) Cut guys, lacking a foreskin, are by definition sexually handicapped.

    Any other questions or untrue statements you would like to post?



    Cut guys are not, by any definition sexually handicapped lol and as far as the awesome erotic sexual sensations, thats what lube is for
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    Oct 06, 2011 8:17 PM GMT
    yes lube is made to give that sensation but that's not a handicap...I prefer having a cut dick but I'm glad you feel so strongly about your uncut lol
  • calibro

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    Oct 06, 2011 8:19 PM GMT
    "For this category, cities ranked highest were docked the most points for having fewer masculine characteristics in their metro areas. For the third straight year, San Francisco was ranked first and got the highest penalty for having the most unmanly factors in its metro area."

    so they mean which cities are the most homophobic/stereotypically "masculine"
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    Oct 06, 2011 8:28 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 said

    3) Cut guys, lacking a foreskin, are by definition sexually handicapped.




    Dude, you're so retarded. Number one, cut guys aren't lacking any damn sensations. If my dick were anymore sensitive I'd have to wear three condoms just to jack off. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:09 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    Scruffypup said
    southbeach1500 said

    3) Cut guys, lacking a foreskin, are by definition sexually handicapped.




    Dude, you're so retarded. Number one, cut guys aren't lacking any damn sensations. If my dick were anymore sensitive I'd have to wear three condoms just to jack off. icon_lol.gif



    Thanks for turning this into a personal attack.

    Consider this: You (a cut guy) walks around all day with the head of your cock rubbing against your clothing. You don't notice it.

    If an uncut guy were to roll back the foreskin and do the same thing, he would definitely notice it.

    Your dick is not sensitive. Your ego is.

    Typical "one upper".. your ego is so sensitive, your brain doesn't allow you to accept reality.
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:19 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidI'm just excited he's going after our mutilated cocks now instead of our political views.
    LMAO.. we should take a poll to see what he'll chase after that!
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:19 PM GMT
    kevinttt saidSo both Nashville and Memphis are on the chart. Does redneck mean manly?

    Also: there are two kinds: manly and gentlemen. Manly but rude is just trash, they have the "manliest jobs: construction, firefighters, truck drivers....." Those jobs are not the manliest jobs. Requiring more physical work doesnt mean its manlier. A man is a man when he has passion, responsibility and dignity.Skipping college and doing low paid jobs is not a manly thing, perhaps its less manly because they can't even take care of themselves but live on a cheap lifestyle.


    You made up a definition.

    Physical strength is manly. An effete, affected, sensitive white Liberal male (think "NPR host") is not manly.
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:21 PM GMT
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    kevinttt saidSo both Nashville and Memphis are on the chart. Does redneck mean manly?

    Also: there are two kinds: manly and gentlemen. Manly but rude is just trash, they have the "manliest jobs: construction, firefighters, truck drivers....." Those jobs are not the manliest jobs. Requiring more physical work doesnt mean its manlier. A man is a man when he has passion, responsibility and dignity.Skipping college and doing low paid jobs is not a manly thing, perhaps its less manly because they can't even take care of themselves but live on a cheap lifestyle.


    You made up a definition.

    Physical strength is manly. An effete, affected, sensitive white Liberal male (think "NPR host") is not manly.
    His chromosomes say 100 percent MAN..
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidMiami should be #1.... It's the city with the highest percentage of REAL men with REAL, UNcut cocks. icon_wink.gif
    OMG I actually agree with you! icon_eek.gif

    Yeah, Miami and South Beach both have a higher percentage of masculine gays than anywhere I've ever been.
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
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    southbeach1500 saidMiami should be #1.... It's the city with the highest percentage of REAL men with REAL, UNcut cocks. icon_wink.gif
    OMG I actually agree with you! icon_eek.gif

    Yeah, Miami and South Beach both have a higher percentage of masculine gays than anywhere I've ever been.
    The one exception to that.. SB's apartment.
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:28 PM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    paulflexes said
    southbeach1500 saidMiami should be #1.... It's the city with the highest percentage of REAL men with REAL, UNcut cocks. icon_wink.gif
    OMG I actually agree with you! icon_eek.gif

    Yeah, Miami and South Beach both have a higher percentage of masculine gays than anywhere I've ever been.
    The one exception to that.. SB's apartment.
    I said "higher percentage" - not 100 percent. icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:57 PM GMT
    Cant help noticing that the "Kryptonite/Emasculating" list has a lotta overlap with the most expensive (i.e. desirable, at least in a market sense) US cities.
    In the Top 14 Emasculating:
    San Francisco, CA
    Boston, MA
    Oakland, CA
    Denver, CO
    Seattle, WA
    San Diego, CA
    Los Angeles, CA
    Sacramento, CA
    Washington, DC
    Orlando, FL
    New York, NY
    Miami, FL

    Top 10 cost of living: (source- Forbes)
    1. New York, N.Y.
    2. Los Angeles, Calif.
    3. White Plains, N.Y.
    4. San Francisco, Calif.
    5. Honolulu, Hawaii
    6. Miami, Fla.
    7. Chicago, Ill.
    8. Boston, Mass.
    9. Houston, Texas
    10. Washington, D.C.
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    Oct 06, 2011 10:57 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidAm I less of a man cuz I like cupcakes? With sprinkles?

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    Yes, but you're so much of a man that you have extra bonus man points that you can use to fill in the gap.
  • GQjock

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    Oct 06, 2011 11:04 PM GMT
    Oh Lordy ....... I got a kick outta this one

    Manly Categories / Criteria
    the number of nearby NASCAR tracks
    the number of pickups and motorcycles registered in the city, rodeo events, sports TV viewing, fishing and home improvement.
    The number of manly stores
    BBQ and chicken wing restaurants, steak houses, sports bars, western/cowboy apparel stores, Harley Davidson dealerships
    Manly Occupations --- You listed the Village People icon_rolleyes.gif
    “Manly Kryptonite”
    Cupcakes?
    Sushie?

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