Rules for dating.

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    Oct 07, 2011 6:55 AM GMT
    1. Don't have disgustingly long facial hair:
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    If Brad Pitt can't pull it off, nobody can.

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    What are your rules/standards for dating?

    (I'll add more once I'm inspired more.)
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    Oct 07, 2011 7:13 AM GMT
    Speaking of Brad Pitt, he looks fucking sexy here:
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    and I went on a date once with a guy who looked like Brad Pitt and Mark Wahlberg's lovechild, I am so disappointed that we never had a second date.
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    Oct 07, 2011 8:13 AM GMT
    Don't have a felony.
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    Oct 07, 2011 12:15 PM GMT
    Don't use pet names (it's still too new for that)
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    Oct 07, 2011 12:39 PM GMT
    Don't be female.
    Don't be fugly.
    Don't be broke.
    Ok the last one is negotiable.
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    Oct 07, 2011 12:44 PM GMT
    Dont be married.
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    Oct 07, 2011 2:35 PM GMT
    Don't be a dick!
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    Oct 07, 2011 2:44 PM GMT
    Don't continuously bring up your ex in conversation. so annoying
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    Oct 07, 2011 2:45 PM GMT
    Have good breath.
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    Oct 07, 2011 2:47 PM GMT
    BuddyinNYC saidHave good breath.


    and total body Hygiene! icon_lol.gif

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    Oct 07, 2011 2:53 PM GMT
    don't let ur fork get anywhere near my food
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    Oct 07, 2011 2:56 PM GMT
    tailgater_3 saiddon't let ur fork get anywhere near my food


    OMG YES!!!
  • waccamatt

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    Oct 07, 2011 4:50 PM GMT
    1) If you say you're going to do something; do it unless there is a real emergency
    2) Be truthful
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    Oct 07, 2011 4:51 PM GMT
    Don't be a drag, just be a queen!

    Just kidding, don't be either. . .

    Don't take me to Oregano's and order fried ravioli because I'll feel bad and eat them so you don't feel like you wasted your money. . .
  • masculumpedes

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    Oct 07, 2011 4:58 PM GMT
    First of all, He has to look good.
    He must also have a well-built body.
    He must also be romantic.
    He must also be smart.
    He must have a great sense of humor.
    He has to be charming and popular.
    He has a great job and makes a lot of money.
    He has to be sexy.
    He has to be an unstoppable “sex machine”.
    He must be obedient and sweet.
    He must like to do housework.
    He has to be gay. icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 07, 2011 4:59 PM GMT
    malefeet saidFirst of all, He has to look good.
    He must also have a well-built body.
    He must also be romantic.
    He must also be smart.
    He must have a great sense of humor.
    He has to be charming and popular.
    He has a great job and makes a lot of money.
    He has to be sexy.
    He has to be an unstoppable “sex machine”.
    He must be obedient and sweet.
    He must like to do housework.
    He has to be gay. icon_wink.gif


    Lol, does this person exist?
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    Oct 07, 2011 5:15 PM GMT
    Don't fart in public or around me, ever.
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    Oct 07, 2011 5:16 PM GMT
    First date: Be reasonably cute.

    Second, etc. date: Be reasonably cute, reasonably intelligent, reasonably open/outgoing, and a decent person.

    If you have more rules than that, you're not serious about meeting a real person.
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    Oct 07, 2011 5:20 PM GMT
    Don't call me names that relate to the female gender.

  • masculumpedes

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    Oct 07, 2011 5:20 PM GMT
    7Famark said
    malefeet saidFirst of all, He has to look good.
    He must also have a well-built body.
    He must also be romantic.
    He must also be smart.
    He must have a great sense of humor.
    He has to be charming and popular.
    He has a great job and makes a lot of money.
    He has to be sexy.
    He has to be an unstoppable “sex machine”.
    He must be obedient and sweet.
    He must like to do housework.
    He has to be gay. icon_wink.gif


    Lol, does this person exist?


    Surely you are joking...of course he exists...71.gif
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    Oct 07, 2011 5:41 PM GMT
    definitely the first rule for me is NO FAT !!! you must be fit icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 07, 2011 5:44 PM GMT
    Dont call me Buddy or Dude.
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    Oct 07, 2011 5:52 PM GMT
    sk8rdom saidDont call me Buddy or Dude.



    BUT 45% OF MY VOCABULARY IS COMPRISED OF THE WORD DUDEicon_redface.gif
  • dancedancekj

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    Oct 07, 2011 6:41 PM GMT
    Rule of 3's. Society conforms to this for the most part as well.

    Third time you flake out on me, we're done (if not sooner)
    Three DUI's is too many
    Triple chins are not acceptable
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    Oct 07, 2011 6:57 PM GMT
    dancedancekj saidRule of 3's. Society conforms to this for the most part as well.

    Third time you flake out on me, we're done (if not sooner)
    Three DUI's is too many
    Triple chins are not acceptable
    I LOL'D