Oct 07, 2011 6:03 PM GMT
1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
b) Your blood-test results.
c) Five tequila slammers.
d) First names.
2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-playing.
b) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend would ever agree to.
c) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend need ever find out about.
d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do.
3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
d) What is cuddling?
4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth.
b) An oxymoron.
c) A moron.
d) Not your type.
e) None of the above.
5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
a) “I hope we can still be friends.”
b) “I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone….”
c) “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.”
d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."
6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
c) Shouldn’t have sat next to you in the first place.