6 Questions For Gay Men

  • masculumpedes

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    Oct 07, 2011 6:03 PM GMT
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    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    b) Your blood-test results.
    c) Five tequila slammers.
    d) First names.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.
    b) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend would ever agree to.
    c) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend need ever find out about.
    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra
    d) What is cuddling?

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.
    b) An oxymoron.
    c) A moron.
    d) Not your type.
    e) None of the above.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”
    b) “I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone….”
    c) “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.”
    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
    c) Shouldn’t have sat next to you in the first place.

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    Oct 07, 2011 6:08 PM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    b) Your blood-test results.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    b) The second best part of the experience


    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    e) None of the above

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
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    Oct 07, 2011 6:16 PM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

    b) Your blood-test results.

    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do. Kitchen floors are nasty

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:

    b) The second best part of the experience I can't stay in the same position very long so he usually quits cuddling after 5 minutes of me shifting around ._.

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

    e) None of the above, you clearly have issues.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?

    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
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    Oct 07, 2011 6:34 PM GMT
    TOO MUCH WORK.
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    Oct 07, 2011 6:39 PM GMT
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    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    b) Your blood-test results.
    c) Five tequila slammers.
    d) First names.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.
    b) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend would ever agree to.
    c) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend need ever find out about.
    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra
    d) What is cuddling?

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.
    b) An oxymoron.
    c) A moron.
    d) Not your type.
    e) None of the above.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”
    b) “I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone….”
    c) “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.”
    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
    c) Shouldn’t have sat next to you in the first place.



    1. a
    2. d
    3. b
    4. e
    5. a
    6. a
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    Oct 07, 2011 6:44 PM GMT
    1 d
    2 a
    3 a
    4 e
    5 a
    6 a unless he answers yes to the question, should I help you with yours?
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    Oct 07, 2011 6:56 PM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.


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    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    b) Your blood-test results.
    c) Five tequila slammers.
    d) First names.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.
    b) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend would ever agree to.
    c) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend need ever find out about.
    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra
    d) What is cuddling?

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.
    b) An oxymoron.
    c) A moron.
    d) Not your type.
    e) None of the above.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”
    b) “I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone….”
    c) “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.”
    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
    c) Shouldn’t have sat next to you in the first place.



    1). Appetizers
    2.) Foreplay
    3.) Foreplay
    4.) Everything
    5.) "I'll always love you..."
    6.) Is probably feeling a bit left out
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    Oct 07, 2011 10:14 PM GMT
    Swapping first names before swapping bodily fluids? That will be the day
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    Oct 07, 2011 10:19 PM GMT
    1) A
    2) A
    3) A
    4) E
    5) A
    6) A

    Why do I have all A? The reason I answered E for 4 is because I believe there are good men out there and it wasn't an option....
  • masculumpedes

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    Oct 07, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
    GreenHopper said1) A
    2) A
    3) A
    4) E
    5) A
    6) A

    Why do I have all A? The reason I answered E for 4 is because I believe there are good men out there and it wasn't an option....


    You seem like such a sweetheart....icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 07, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    d) First names.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.


    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience


    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.


    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”


    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    c) Shouldn’t have sat next to you in the first place.
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    Oct 07, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
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    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    d) First names, if that.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing, especially when you have lots of mayonnaise.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    b) The second best part of the experience

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    f. Too damned rare.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    c) “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.”
    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."

    Both of these have possibilities.

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.

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    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    c) Five tequila slammers.
    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.
    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    b) The second best part of the experience
    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    e) None of the above.
    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    b) “I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone….”
    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.


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    Oct 07, 2011 11:32 PM GMT
    malefeet said
    GreenHopper said1) A
    2) A
    3) A
    4) E
    5) A
    6) A

    Why do I have all A? The reason I answered E for 4 is because I believe there are good men out there and it wasn't an option....


    You seem like such a sweetheart....icon_wink.gif


    Yes I am, I am aware of that.. I become unliveabe when somebody messes with something or someone I care about though
  • barriehomeboy

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    Oct 08, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
    If you`re answering this we should be talking privately.
  • thebigtwist

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    Oct 08, 2011 12:59 AM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    d) First names.

    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do. (I'll be as spontaneous as you want, just let me mop first.)

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    c) $100 extra

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    b) An oxymoron.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
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    Oct 08, 2011 1:07 AM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

    e) just a glance and " do you live close ?"


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do...i'd start noticing the dust balls under the fridge.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:

    b) The second best part of the experience ... 3rd actually.. having a snack is 2nd .


    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

    f) me

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?

    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    d) needs to masturbate.
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    Oct 08, 2011 1:27 AM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    b) Your blood-test results.

    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do. (My kitchen floor is slate. That would hurt his back)

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    e) Totally unnecessary.

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    d) Not your type.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    e: Depends on reason we broke up.

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    d) Is gonna suck me off instead?

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    Oct 08, 2011 3:36 AM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

    b) Your blood-test results.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.


    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:

    a) The best part of the experience


    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

    a) A myth.
    OR
    e) None of the above.


    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?

    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”


    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.

  • JP85257

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    Oct 08, 2011 3:45 AM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    b) Your blood-test results.
    c) Five tequila slammers.
    d) First names.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.
    b) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend would ever agree to.
    c) Not the sort of thing your boyfriend need ever find out about.
    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra
    d) What is cuddling?


    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.
    b) An oxymoron.
    c) A moron.
    d) Not your type.
    e) None of the above.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”
    b) “I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone….”
    c) “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.”
    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
    c) Shouldn’t have sat next to you in the first place.
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    Oct 08, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    malefeet said1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    e) None of the above.

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    c) “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.”

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
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    Oct 08, 2011 4:16 AM GMT
    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    b) Your blood-test results.
    BOTH A AND B!


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.
    A, for sure.

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience
    A, but only if you both love it. Otherwise it was probably just a bad hook up to an awkward morning.

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.
    b) An oxymoron.
    c) A moron.
    d) Not your type.
    Some of all! Or maybe a combination!

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”
    d) "It's not you....it's your boyfriend..."
    My option would've been, "I don't know what else to say."

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before he can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    Well, duh... If he can bob his face off my penis, he should be able to cope with my own hand doing what it's done for years.
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    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

    b) Your blood-test results.


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-playing.


    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:

    b) The second best part of the experience

    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth.
    b) An oxymoron.
    c) A moron.
    d) Not your type.
    e) None of the above. <-- this

    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?
    a) “I hope we can still be friends.”

    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    b) Is uptight and a waste of time.

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    Oct 08, 2011 5:00 AM GMT
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    1.You usually have sex with a guy for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

    d) First names. - After all it's safe sex. icon_wink.gif


    2. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    d) Not the sort of thing you would ever do. - What?..and ruin my hand-carved rugs? icon_eek.gif

    3. Spending the whole night cuddling with a guy you’ve just had sex with is:

    c) $100 extra - No problem, I've paid more than that for feet. icon_twisted.gif


    4.You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

    d) Not your type. - Oh, those aggressive younger men. icon_cool.gif


    5. Which of the following are you most likely to say at the end of a relationship?

    b) “I’m not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone….” icon_redface.gif


    6. A guy who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    e) Should close his eyes and let me masturbate him. icon_wink.gif