Florida Republican Wants "Dwarf Tossing" Bill Repealed!!

  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Oct 08, 2011 2:58 AM GMT
    You have to wonder what goes through their pea-sized brains sometimes....

    Florida State House of Representatives "genius" Ritch Workman, is introducing a bill to REPEAL a 1989 law that banned "dwarf tossing" in our state.....If you are shaking your head and wondering what those brilliant conservative minds are up to, here is the link:

    http://www.cfnews13.com/article/news/2011/october/325531/Melbourne-politician-wants-repeal-of-dwarf-tossing-ban

    Way back when, it was okay to dress up height-challenged men and women in protective gear and throw them around in Florida bars and nightclubs....

    True.

    The law was passed to ban this "practice" or "activity" as not only is it humiliating to them, it's gotta hurt no matter what they are wearing!

    Workman's lame response is to punish that big, bad, nasty, all encompassing government of ours with things called....laws! Laws that protect people like you and me! Laws that protect liberals and even conservatives like this guy, and don't forget the dwarfs among us!

    You know, if we didn't have those evil laws on our books, hate crimes would be on the rise, we can rob banks at will, kill our neighbors, dismember our co-workers, walk around naked, drive on the wrong side of the road and....toss a dwarf out of a window. Hey, maybe this is the Republican plan to create jobs.....Dwarf Bowling!! There would be a dwarf bowling alley on every street corner! The unemployment rate would be down to zero in no time!

    Ritch Workman represents an area that is overrun with extreme wacko conservatives that make tea baggers look like Nancy Pelosi. Granted, this bill should not make it out of Committee in Florida, but given the fact we have people like this guy, Rick Scott and other narrow minded, brain damaged conservatives here.....I say it has a 50/50 chance of making it to a vote.......



  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Oct 08, 2011 10:29 PM GMT
    Twenty four hours later, this is still being discussed locally. There are actually some "people on the street" saying this law should be repealed!

    Unreal.......
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Oct 08, 2011 10:46 PM GMT
    And clearly no one here but YOU gives a crap icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    And who says Republicans don't care about "The Little People"?
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    Oct 09, 2011 3:10 AM GMT
    Ritch Workman...he may be RICH, but a work-man? (working man)? No.....more like politician sits on his ass thinking of stupid things to do.

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    He has a muffin top on his neck.... icon_lol.gif

    He says the law prevents little people from getting jobs. I think the problem is that little people are so desperate for jobs in this economy they have to get thrown around to support themselves.
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    Oct 09, 2011 2:26 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidAnd clearly no one here but YOU gives a crap icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    And who says Republicans don't care about "The Little People"?
    Uh actually we do.. they, the 'republican' legislature has alot more issues that are one hell of alot more important, you know, like economic issues, employment issues, revenue issues, etc etc etc..
    'Dwarf tossing' is not that important.
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    Oct 09, 2011 4:22 PM GMT
    TropicalMark saidthe 'republican' legislature has alot more issues that are one hell of alot more important, you know, like economic issues, employment issues, revenue issues, etc etc etc..
    'Dwarf tossing' is not that important.



    I would have to disagree. I know I personally love to frequent bars where midgets go flying through the air and tossed about. It's good for business. More business, more employees needed. It should probably even be added to Obama's Jobs Bill icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 09, 2011 5:42 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ said
    TropicalMark saidthe 'republican' legislature has alot more issues that are one hell of alot more important, you know, like economic issues, employment issues, revenue issues, etc etc etc..
    'Dwarf tossing' is not that important.



    I would have to disagree. I know I personally love to frequent bars where midgets go flying through the air and tossed about. It's good for business. More business, more employees needed. It should probably even be added to Obama's Jobs Bill icon_lol.gif


    Here I was thinking that until the next elections all the economic issues, unemployment and such that Obama has failed so miserable with, and you should be demanding what has he done to fix the situation, as it's the democrats issue right now, one Republicans are also paying for. Time to stop blaming every misery in your life on the Republicans, and start to scream what is the Obama (democrats) doing to fix things; sadly you want because you don't want to face the truth, anyone whom voted for Obama failed America. Should not put your dick before your country, when you vote.

    Maybe Snow White and the seven dwarfs should be banned to, for it's us of short people.
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    Oct 09, 2011 5:50 PM GMT
    pattison said
    CuriousJockAZ said
    TropicalMark saidthe 'republican' legislature has alot more issues that are one hell of alot more important, you know, like economic issues, employment issues, revenue issues, etc etc etc..
    'Dwarf tossing' is not that important.



    I would have to disagree. I know I personally love to frequent bars where midgets go flying through the air and tossed about. It's good for business. More business, more employees needed. It should probably even be added to Obama's Jobs Bill icon_lol.gif


    Here I was thinking that until the next elections all the economic issues, unemployment and such that Obama has failed so miserable with, and you should be demanding what has he done to fix the situation, as it's the democrats issue right now, one Republicans are also paying for. Time to stop blaming every misery in your life on the Republicans, and start to scream what is the Obama (democrats) doing to fix things; sadly you want because you don't want to face the truth, anyone whom voted for Obama failed America. Should not put your dick before your country, when you vote.

    Maybe Snow White and the seven dwarfs should be banned to, for it's us of short people.



    You do know I was joking, right? I really don't prefer bars in which midgets are flying through the air. In fact, I've never actually witnessed "Dwarf Tossing".
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:12 PM GMT
    pattison said
    CuriousJockAZ said
    TropicalMark saidthe 'republican' legislature has alot more issues that are one hell of alot more important, you know, like economic issues, employment issues, revenue issues, etc etc etc..
    'Dwarf tossing' is not that important.



    I would have to disagree. I know I personally love to frequent bars where midgets go flying through the air and tossed about. It's good for business. More business, more employees needed. It should probably even be added to Obama's Jobs Bill icon_lol.gif


    Here I was thinking that until the next elections all the economic issues, unemployment and such that Obama has failed so miserable with, and you should be demanding what has he done to fix the situation, as it's the democrats issue right now, one Republicans are also paying for. Time to stop blaming every misery in your life on the Republicans, and start to scream what is the Obama (democrats) doing to fix things; sadly you want because you don't want to face the truth, anyone whom voted for Obama failed America. Should not put your dick before your country, when you vote.

    Maybe Snow White and the seven dwarfs should be banned to, for it's us of short people.
    We are discussing FLORIDA and ITS legislature and issues here..

    Take your "federal" banter and whining to another thread.
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:13 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ said


    You do know I was joking, right? I really don't prefer bars in which midgets are flying through the air. In fact, I've never actually witnessed "Dwarf Tossing".
    Neither have I and most likely never will....