Your last will

  • disasterpiece

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    Oct 08, 2011 5:11 AM GMT
    So this guy really loved motorbikes. Like really.

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    In your dreamworld, what would your funerals be like ?
  • mizu5

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    Oct 08, 2011 5:14 AM GMT
    LOTS of happy music, MIKA, gaga, marina and the diamonds, some mumford and sons. A colelction of songs that meant something to me. I want to be buried with a childhood momento, a teenage one, and one older (if I make it really).

    I want people to be happy for the life I lived. I want people to share memories. i want frieends to sing songs we loved. Even if they are bad. I want people wal away feeling like ther eis closure, with positive memories. I want glitter in the dirt they toss on me.

    I want everyone to remember the love, not any times of illness, or pain or sadness. I want old friends who mvoed on to come back and share a memory of what it wa slike for the brief moments that our paths crossed and how we changed each other.

    I think about it a lot.
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    Oct 08, 2011 5:16 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidSo this guy really loved motorbikes. Like really.

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    In your dreamworld, what would your funerals be like ?


    Training wheels? Are those "training wheels"?
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    Oct 08, 2011 5:16 AM GMT
    Holy shit...why?

    I want a Viking funeral on the rocky shores of Scotland. Laid to rest in a boat filled with letters and pictures, pushed out into the waves, and have a master archer shoot a fire arrow into my chest and ignite my body.

    It happens.
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    Oct 08, 2011 5:26 AM GMT
    Saber170 saidHoly shit...why?

    I want a Viking funeral on the rocky shores of Scotland. Laid to rest in a boat filled with letters and pictures, pushed out into the waves, and have a master archer shoot a fire arrow into my chest and ignite my body.

    It happens.


    wtf
    That's exactly what I want O__o

    Except instead of pictures and letters, I want an excessive amount of fireworks and explosives.

    But still, same concept! Good on ya lol
  • mizu5

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    Oct 08, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    mizu5 saidLOTS of happy music, MIKA, gaga, marina and the diamonds, some mumford and sons. A colelction of songs that meant something to me. I want to be buried with a childhood momento, a teenage one, and one older (if I make it really).

    I want people to be happy for the life I lived. I want people to share memories. i want frieends to sing songs we loved. Even if they are bad. I want people wal away feeling like ther eis closure, with positive memories. I want glitter in the dirt they toss on me.

    I want everyone to remember the love, not any times of illness, or pain or sadness. I want old friends who mvoed on to come back and share a memory of what it wa slike for the brief moments that our paths crossed and how we changed each other.

    I think about it a lot.
    I want to be the DJ for your funeral.


    yessss.

    I want to be lowered during sigh no more by mumford, and then as I touch, iwas kesha BLASTING. i was f glitter in the air. I want singing and dancing laughter and tears.

    I wanta celebration of life, don't miss me, love that I was here, and you met me, and had me for a bit.
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    Oct 08, 2011 5:36 AM GMT
    DTP_82 said
    wtf
    That's exactly what I want O__o

    Except instead of pictures and letters, I want an excessive amount of fireworks and explosives.

    But still, same concept! Good on ya lol


    Haha we share a good taste in post mortem plans icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 08, 2011 6:34 AM GMT
    For me:

    Dump my body in the ocean to feed the fish and squids and them get on with your lives.
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    Oct 08, 2011 7:32 AM GMT
    Saber170 saidHoly shit...why?

    I want a Viking funeral on the rocky shores of Scotland. Laid to rest in a boat filled with letters and pictures, pushed out into the waves, and have a master archer shoot a fire arrow into my chest and ignite my body.

    It happens.


    Pretty High Maintenance... what about a cremation in Glasgow with a Norwegian undertaker?
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    Oct 08, 2011 12:42 PM GMT
    jprichva saidI already told my kids: when I go, just bag my remains and set me out by the curb on trash day.

    But show a little respect: one of those heavy gauge Hefty cinch-saks, not some cheap leaf bag.

    Whut, you're too good to be crammed down the storm drain?
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    Oct 08, 2011 12:44 PM GMT
    jprichva saidI already told my kids: when I go, just bag my remains and set me out by the curb on trash day.

    But show a little respect: one of those heavy gauge Hefty cinch-saks, not some cheap leaf bag.
    I find that hysterical because thats exactly what I have told everyone for years! OR
    bury me face down in the median of interstate 40 so the whole country from coast to coast can kiss my ass!
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    Oct 08, 2011 12:48 PM GMT
    GAMRican said
    Disasterpiece saidSo this guy really loved motorbikes. Like really.

    100427muerto3.jpg

    In your dreamworld, what would your funerals be like ?

    Training wheels? Are those "training wheels"?

    That's a service stand, naturally. That somebody likely borrowed from a bike shop, though a little fresh paint might have been nice.

    For myself, my will specifies immediate cremation after organ donation, no wake. And I mean immediate, like with my late partner.

    Many State laws require no delay for health reasons if there's no embalming. Within minutes of his dying in bed the funeral director was there, and I was told I had just a short time for a "leave taking" before his remains were removed, never to be seen again. It was a little quicker and more abrupt than I had previously understood and anticipated.
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    Oct 08, 2011 12:58 PM GMT
    I like burial at sea. That way you re-enter the food chain.
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    Oct 08, 2011 1:37 PM GMT
    I want to be cremated, then placed in a stainless steel urn shaped like an an Atomic Age rocket. I do NOT want to be buried in a cemetery. The funeral will be a New Orleans jazz-style one, with meladramatic crying and wailing followed by celebration and music. People WILL wear fabulous hats, but I haven't decided whether I'll want all black, or bright garish color. I'm leaning toward color.

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    Oct 08, 2011 2:01 PM GMT
    Eh, fuck it. Just put me in a coffee can and dump me out over Baker Beach.

  • disasterpiece

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    Oct 08, 2011 3:18 PM GMT
    A funeral in itself is so creepy, some people still find some ways to make it even worst...

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    Poor kids !

    ''- I want the eye, I want the eye !
    - Babe, calme down, it's not almond past.
    - Ugh, he's always been a cheap fucker...''