The Headless Douche


  • Oct 09, 2011 4:27 PM GMT
    Grindr...

    Yeah, there are lots of headless torso profiles, but sometimes they're pretty awesome guys. THIS particular headless torso had the nerve to make his first statement as, "u need a torso pic." icon_evil.gif No "hi", "hello", "hey", or even "sup."

    I replied, "u need a face." He signed off.

    He's only a few thousand feet away...wonder if I've seen him around. icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 09, 2011 6:01 PM GMT
    what a douche.
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    Oct 09, 2011 6:35 PM GMT
    lol u should have said something along the lines of

    "well i'll show u my torse once u show me ur face"

  • Oct 09, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
    Import saidlol u should have said something along the lines of

    "well i'll show u my torse once u show me ur face"


    Haha, I should have!
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    Oct 09, 2011 7:49 PM GMT
    I had thought about making that my Halloween costume, but most people probably wouldn't get it.
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    Oct 09, 2011 7:50 PM GMT
    http://www.douchebagsofgrindr.com/
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    Oct 09, 2011 7:51 PM GMT
    tempestposeidon saidGrindr...

    Yeah, there are lots of headless torso profiles, but sometimes they're pretty awesome guys. THIS particular headless torso had the nerve to make his first statement as, "u need a torso pic." icon_evil.gif No "hi", "hello", "hey", or even "sup."

    I replied, "u need a face." He signed off.

    He's only a few thousand feet away...wonder if I've seen him around. icon_twisted.gif


    You need a torso pic icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif
  • dc415

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    Oct 09, 2011 8:43 PM GMT
    what about grindr profiles that say "don't say 'hi' 'hello' 'hey' or 'sup', you will be ignored"? what am i supposed to say?!
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    Oct 09, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    dc415 saidwhat about grindr profiles that say "don't say 'hi' 'hello' 'hey' or 'sup', you will be ignored"? what am i supposed to say?!


    Shalom.

    Greetings.

    Yo.

    Hola.
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    Oct 09, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
    dc415 saidwhat about grindr profiles that say "don't say 'hi' 'hello' 'hey' or 'sup', you will be ignored"? what am i supposed to say?!

    Hi
    I find you very attractive
    would you go to bed with me?
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:03 PM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    Hi
    I find you very attractive
    would you go to bed with me?

    Well hello there good sir...
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:04 PM GMT
    I was wondering if there were any hot guys that don't block guys for just saying hello?
  • jimjock

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    Oct 09, 2011 9:05 PM GMT
    Grindr = Speed Whoring

    Really? Really.
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:16 PM GMT
    jimjock7 saidGrindr = Speed Whoring

    Really? Really.


    Agreed. But in these times where do gay guys meet other than the clubs?
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:18 PM GMT
    u need a nekkid pic.
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:26 PM GMT
    dc415 saidwhat about grindr profiles that say "don't say 'hi' 'hello' 'hey' or 'sup', you will be ignored"? what am i supposed to say?!


    Speaking as one of those, I'm basically asking someone to say something that tells me what it was that inspired them to contact me vs. one of the other fifteen people that show up on their screen. Something like:

    "Hey, cool pic - where was it taken?" OR
    "I like skiing too - where do you ski?" OR
    "I notice you're showing up as 50 feet away - are you also at the Days Inn?"

    If all someone says is "hey/hi," all I am going to say back is "hey/hi," so they will then be forced to say something of substance on the second volley.
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    Oct 09, 2011 9:27 PM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    dc415 saidwhat about grindr profiles that say "don't say 'hi' 'hello' 'hey' or 'sup', you will be ignored"? what am i supposed to say?!

    Hi
    I find you very attractive
    would you go to bed with me?


    I've noticed you around... icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 09, 2011 10:03 PM GMT
    ...maybe I should be thankful my phone is an antique and thus can't use Grindr.

    Then again, I'd def get banned within 2 days anyway...
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    Oct 09, 2011 11:20 PM GMT
    EliStark said
    bhp91126 said
    dc415 saidwhat about grindr profiles that say "don't say 'hi' 'hello' 'hey' or 'sup', you will be ignored"? what am i supposed to say?!

    Hi
    I find you very attractive
    would you go to bed with me?


    I've noticed you around... icon_biggrin.gif

    icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 09, 2011 11:34 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    FrostedFlakes said...maybe I should be thankful my phone is an antique and thus can't use Grindr.

    Then again, I'd def get banned within 2 days anyway...
    I would want to see what you do that would get you banned.

    Oh please? Frosty on a cruising site. They'd kick him out for posting this all over the site:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2wXOlBOGnwp1MRSiEngO

    To my delight I found this pic as well when I googled YCYL
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAnn0Pa5Q1ADEGPyaIAA9
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    Oct 09, 2011 11:47 PM GMT
    bhp91126 saidWrong image!


    lol at least use the cropped+resized one!

    287571_745205.jpg

    Trolli: It would be glorious. That is all.
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Oct 09, 2011 11:54 PM GMT
    i usually say to them when they hit me up and they have a torso.

    WOW, how is it being a victim of a gay shark attack?
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    Oct 09, 2011 11:59 PM GMT
    jimjock7 saidGrindr = Speed Whoring

    Really? Really.


    Yes you would know. I've seen your profile on it before.
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    Oct 10, 2011 12:56 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidI never post pictures of my torso. I find my face to be very happy looking, but my torso looks very sad to me. Like a sad confused bird whose eggs were consumed by a badger while he was off gathering food. some people's torsos look like they are smiling, I think mine is frowning, so I don't really upload it. icon_neutral.gif

    dekiru11.jpg


    I also have 4 majors and a minor and now an ongoing part-time internship so I don't really have an rj body anyway. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 10, 2011 1:40 AM GMT
    dc415 saidwhat about grindr profiles that say "don't say 'hi' 'hello' 'hey' or 'sup', you will be ignored"? what am i supposed to say?!


    tell them you love them