What Do You Want Me to Do To You?

  • thebigtwist

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    Oct 11, 2011 9:07 AM GMT
    Does anybody else hate that question?

    Yes, hate is a strong word. That's why I'm using it. Hate hate hate hate hate hate.

    You know what happens now. I bought you several drinks, I listened to your stupid stories, I took you back to my place and took your clothes off, then took my clothes off, we made out and rolled around and played grabass. "What do you want me to do to you?"

    FUCK! I WANT YOU TO FUCK! Fuck me! Or I'll fuck you! Either way, just do something, stop asking questions, stop asking for my permission.

    We're already naked, in bed! I'm not gonna change my mind right now, the ship has left port. Just pick something, throw a dart, don't make me hold your hand through this.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:13 AM GMT
    I'd like a massage please.
  • djzilla

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    Oct 11, 2011 12:16 PM GMT
    Pure saidI'd like a massage please.


    Hahaha

    Ooh the Golden Girls are on let's watch that! :-)
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    Oct 11, 2011 12:18 PM GMT
    Blowjob would be nice

    Anal massage or anal stimulation with an erect penis would be nice too.
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    Oct 11, 2011 12:22 PM GMT
    thebigtwist saidDoes anybody else hate that question?

    Yes, hate is a strong word. That's why I'm using it. Hate hate hate hate hate hate.

    You know what happens now. I bought you several drinks, I listened to your stupid stories, I took you back to my place and took your clothes off, then took my clothes off, we made out and rolled around and played grabass. "What do you want me to do to you?"

    FUCK! I WANT YOU TO FUCK! Fuck me! Or I'll fuck you! Either way, just do something, stop asking questions, stop asking for my permission.

    We're already naked, in bed! I'm not gonna change my mind right now, the ship has left port. Just pick something, throw a dart, don't make me hold your hand through this.


    Some guys would like to have anal sex and some don't. Some do not like oral sex and would prefer only anal sex. Some are only comfy with a hand job. The worst feeling is to be buck naked and when you attempting to put on a condom and he was like, what are you doing? Did I say that you can fuck me?"

    Talk about a humiliation bad burn
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    Oct 11, 2011 12:24 PM GMT
    I'd like you get stfu or I'll put that red ball gag thingy back in your mouth. icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 12:24 PM GMT
    waimea saidBlowjob would be nice

    Anal massage or anal stimulation with an erect penis would be nice too.


    I would like to be massaged (back etc) with an erect penis.
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    Oct 11, 2011 12:26 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI'd like you get stfu or I'll put that red ball gag thingy back in your mouth. icon_twisted.gif


    With my hands tied around my back? icon_wink.gificon_redface.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 12:41 PM GMT
    Who plays grabass for 5 minutes and then puts on a condom lol...

    I agree with this x100 and its not hard to do something else if you or the guy doesn't like it
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    Oct 11, 2011 12:51 PM GMT
    waimea said
    paulflexes saidI'd like you get stfu or I'll put that red ball gag thingy back in your mouth. icon_twisted.gif


    With my hands tied around my back? icon_wink.gificon_redface.gif
    No, spread eagle on the St. Andrew's cross. icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 1:11 PM GMT
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    Oct 11, 2011 1:19 PM GMT
    Pre-planning who does what is essential!
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    Oct 11, 2011 1:32 PM GMT
    Statistically, the number of guys who just don't enjoy anal is about 50%.

    I'm one of them.

    Listened to a BDSM seminar (hey, it happens in Seattle) and learned there is nothing wrong to negotiating a hookup before you get to where you're going (your place or his.)

    Some guys really want you to enter the house, gag them, tie them up, and do whatever.

    But, some guys would consider that assault and battery and prosecute.

    Just because you're gay doesn't make you immune to rape.

    If you don't communicate, we aren't psychic.

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    Oct 11, 2011 1:45 PM GMT
    horned_frog saidPre-planning who does what is essential!
    I plan to grope your arms and abs. icon_biggrin.gif
  • thebigtwist

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    Oct 11, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    RobertF64 saidJust because you're gay doesn't make you immune to rape.


    Congratulations! You're the first person to jump way too far ahead in this thread.

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    Oct 11, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
    thebigtwist said
    RobertF64 saidJust because you're gay doesn't make you immune to rape.


    Congratulations! You're the first person to jump way too far ahead in this thread.

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    LOL! Not even a full page and we got to rape, yay!
  • masculumpedes

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    Oct 11, 2011 7:23 PM GMT
    Most gay men want you to dress up like Superman, tie them up with his cape and force them to do all sort of things. icon_twisted.gif

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  • masculumpedes

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    Oct 11, 2011 7:25 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidSuperman is too femme for me.


    Well, this is a GAY superman.....what did you expect? icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 7:25 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    RobertF64 saidJust because you're gay doesn't make you immune to rape.
    Challenge accepted.


    The French Horn, the slacks, top button of the vest undone...Dude, yer just ASKING for it.
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    Oct 11, 2011 7:31 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Cash said
    Trollileo said
    RobertF64 saidJust because you're gay doesn't make you immune to rape.
    Challenge accepted.


    The French Horn, the slacks, top button of the vest undone...Dude, yer just ASKING for it.
    Wait... Is the top button really undone?


    It doesn't matter. You ACT like it is. Same thing.
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    Oct 11, 2011 7:37 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Cash said
    Trollileo said
    Cash said
    Trollileo said
    RobertF64 saidJust because you're gay doesn't make you immune to rape.
    Challenge accepted.


    The French Horn, the slacks, top button of the vest undone...Dude, yer just ASKING for it.
    Wait... Is the top button really undone?


    It doesn't matter. You ACT like it is. Same thing.
    You're the one with massive pecs and an iPhone in your picture. Whore.


    I know but I ACT like I am wearing a vest and slacks with a French Horn so nobody will notice. Tease.
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    Oct 11, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    the dude im with needs to take the lead
    das it sorry folks
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    Oct 12, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    thebigtwist saidDoes anybody else hate that question?

    Yes, hate is a strong word. That's why I'm using it. Hate hate hate hate hate hate.

    You know what happens now. I bought you several drinks, I listened to your stupid stories, I took you back to my place and took your clothes off, then took my clothes off, we made out and rolled around and played grabass. "What do you want me to do to you?"

    FUCK! I WANT YOU TO FUCK! Fuck me! Or I'll fuck you! Either way, just do something, stop asking questions, stop asking for my permission.

    We're already naked, in bed! I'm not gonna change my mind right now, the ship has left port. Just pick something, throw a dart, don't make me hold your hand through this.


    Wow, you youngsters nowadays! Whatever happened to, "smack my face with your cock." Or, "piss in my left ear." Damn, everybody's in a hurry to getting to the, "Let's fuck stage!"

    Joking aside, agreed! I hate when you finally get a guy in bed and he starts bitching it up. "You take the lead, my mangina will follow!" Give me a fucking break...
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    Oct 12, 2011 10:17 AM GMT
    mangina?

    Eeewww... Gross. That would have ended it faster than finding out he's got kids to raise...in middle school.icon_eek.gif
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