Farting in public

  • ohioguy12

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    Oct 11, 2011 8:26 PM GMT
    Do you just let it loose? Or squeeze it in until you're solo?
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    Oct 11, 2011 8:51 PM GMT
    I wouldn't know. I only consciously fart like once every two months. icon_neutral.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 8:55 PM GMT
    sometimes it just surprisingly comes out icon_confused.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:01 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidI love ripping ass in public.


    me too.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:03 PM GMT
    I just blew a wet-sounding "splatter-poo" in Wells Fargo a few minutes ago.

    Stinky, too.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:04 PM GMT
    Especially if it's on a train.

    Keep it in until you're at your station... then wait until the doors are almost about to close. Then just let it rip and jump out of the train.

    It makes my day every time.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:08 PM GMT
    Never ever done it TBH although if I'm wasted I do have a problem with burping in public really loudly LOL
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:09 PM GMT
    I don't fart all that often but when I do, I just do like what another user said, walk so walk away so that it isn't blamed on me lol. However, if it slips out, it slips out even if it is embarrassing at times haha. But like I said, I don't fart all that often heh.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:17 PM GMT
    Omg!!! Hahahaha! I don't fart in public. I try my best to keep that from happening, 99% of the time, I'm pretty good at keeping that stuff outta of the public.

    My ex farted in public all the time. Hehehehe! Or at least I knew it was him even though he tried to hide it.

    Lol.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:17 PM GMT
    Hey, if you're going to blow ass and subject the rest of us to the stench, at least have the balls to man up and claim it. Have pride in your filth.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:36 PM GMT
    The silent but deadlies are the best in public.. then ya just move slightly and watch the show!
  • sbwlguy

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    Oct 11, 2011 9:40 PM GMT
    Well, I'm sure I've done a number of iPod farts before. You know, when you are walking down the street with your iPod on and think you'll just let one out quietly, which in fact then comes out so loudly because you can't hear it that everyone looks on in horror.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:43 PM GMT
    When I'm doing abs at the gym, my ass is like a trumpet.
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    Oct 11, 2011 9:54 PM GMT
    Saw a short doc program some time ago, maybe mythbusters, addressing the farting of men vs woman. Whereas most people think woman don't fart near as much as men it was totally untrue. They had a man and woman each wearing special rubber pants with a tube hooked to a gas meter for measuring over a 24hr period and the woman farted just as much if not more.
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    Oct 11, 2011 10:08 PM GMT
    My man and I were working out in the gym last week and I quietly let one go. A couple minutes later, we were talking about how people have no sense of gym etiquette and he said with disdain, "...and someone just ripped one over there, a minute ago. Ugh." icon_redface.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 10:11 PM GMT
    sbwlguy saidWell, I'm sure I've done a number of iPod farts before. You know, when you are walking down the street with your iPod on and think you'll just let one out quietly, which in fact then comes out so loudly because you can't hear it that everyone looks on in horror.


    I do the opposite. I will be doing cardio and take a look to my right and left and see everyone has an iPod on and I just grip it and rip it.
  • commoncoll

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    Oct 11, 2011 10:20 PM GMT
    LVmotoJock saidMy man and I were working out in the gym last week and I quietly let one go. A couple minutes later, we were talking about how people have no sense of gym etiquette and he said with disdain, "...and someone just ripped one over there, a minute ago. Ugh." icon_redface.gif

    Real smooth

    A few years ago I was traveling in a car with one of my bosses. Suddenly, it began to stink almost gag-worthy. So I figured it was a silent but deadly type from him.

    Only later, I realized that the windows were down and we were traveling through crop fields.

    He probably though it was meicon_eek.gif
  • disasterpiece

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    Oct 11, 2011 10:26 PM GMT
    Azimmwax saidsometimes it just surprisingly comes out icon_confused.gif
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    Hahaha this reminded me of this poor kid...



    I usually avoid farting noisily in public, or if I really HAVE to evacuate it (thank you protein powders...), I will stop everything I'm doing and focus on producing the most silent fart possible, and then I just get out of there (cuz you know, protein powder-flavored farts...)

    I do fart in front of my friends, as a joke. Though, once it happened that I did it on the corner of a street, and I was SURE we were both alone. I farted pretty violently and my friend just gave me that "Aw, you don't know how embarassed you're going to be in 3 seconds when you turn around" look... icon_neutral.gif

    And you know, the light was still red, so I couldn't just walk away. icon_sad.gif


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    Oct 11, 2011 10:35 PM GMT
    Eating all this southern food? ... Ooh lordy! Even the cows run away from me.
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    Oct 11, 2011 10:45 PM GMT
    I don't fart, I'm perfect; I don't fart, I don't burp, I don't poop. That's meicon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 11, 2011 10:49 PM GMT
    endo saidWhen I'm doing abs at the gym, my ass is like a trumpet.


    Same here!

    This thread is HYSTERICAL!!
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    Oct 11, 2011 11:12 PM GMT
    always good to do it in the an aisle at a grocery store and then bolt as some housewife is approaching with her cart
  • barriehomeboy

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    Oct 11, 2011 11:19 PM GMT
    Farting is a straight guy thing. R u really gay?
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    Oct 11, 2011 11:29 PM GMT
    barriehomeboy saidFarting is a straight guy thing. R u really gay?


    You never had the post bottoming farts?
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    Oct 11, 2011 11:36 PM GMT
    if it's just the guys, hell we have farting contests. i nvr win 4 some reason. any tips on farting technique(s)?