After visiting a "Farms New Tech Convention" in the city, a farmer heads back to his remote farm with a brand new Cow Milking Machine.
The machine is great, easy and efficient. Plus the cows seem to enjoy it, thats when a strange idea pops in the farmers mind: "why not try it for himself?" so the farmers puts his dick in the tube, and turns the machine On.
Later the farmer feels ecstatic, and reaches orgasm later and cums heavily... but the machine kept on suction, so he switchs the On/Off button to turn it off, yet the machine is still working.... Now all he feels is excruciating pain and agony. he notices a number on the machine, he dials it with pain...
Woman: "Hello Farms New Tech, how can i help you?"
Farmer:"The...Cow Milking ...machine wont stop.. Ouchhh!!!"
Woman: " Don't worry sugar, its brand new and fully automated, it won't
stop untill the bucket is full"