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    Oct 15, 2011 7:06 PM GMT
    The video on gizmodo is just too funny to watch

    http://gizmodo.com/watch-this/

    these other ones are pretty good too:



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    Oct 15, 2011 7:45 PM GMT
    Great, am I gonna be hearing people talk to their phones everywhere I go now in addition to them talking on phones to other people? Its like people are less and less present mentally when you meet them physically these days
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    Oct 15, 2011 8:00 PM GMT
    Even so, it has great potential as a most helpful everyday tool. The only thing I would change at this stage would be Siri's voice.
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    Oct 15, 2011 8:28 PM GMT
    GreenHopper saidGreat, am I gonna be hearing people talk to their phones everywhere I go now in addition to them talking on phones to other people? Its like people are less and less present mentally when you meet them physically these days


    DONT CALL HER A PHONE! She is different icon_cry.gif
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    Oct 15, 2011 8:33 PM GMT
    BuddyinNYC saidEven so, it has great potential as a most helpful everyday tool. The only thing I would change at this stage would be Siri's voice.


    Solved!

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    Oct 15, 2011 10:27 PM GMT
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    BuddyinNYC saidEven so, it has great potential as a most helpful everyday tool. The only thing I would change at this stage would be Siri's voice.


    Solved!



    Omg if this were true..I'd so get the iPhone 4s..
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    Oct 15, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    Why can't Siri be a guy?! icon_mad.gif
    I wanna hear a MAN's voice, dammit!!!
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    Oct 16, 2011 1:09 AM GMT
    I predict the anti-Apple folks will become angry and upset at all the fun we will be having with Siri.
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    Oct 16, 2011 1:11 AM GMT
    GreenHopper saidGreat, am I gonna be hearing people talk to their phones everywhere I go now in addition to them talking on phones to other people? Its like people are less and less present mentally when you meet them physically these days


    Oh yeah I agree. You meet your friends for dinner and they are busy texting 50% of time.
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    Oct 16, 2011 1:18 AM GMT
    socalfitness saidI predict the anti-Apple folks will become angry and upset at all the fun we will be having with Siri.


    Predict? It's already happening lol
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    Oct 16, 2011 1:22 AM GMT
    I love the concept, but it's going to be an extra layer of hell for people who have to work in a cubicle setting.
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    Oct 16, 2011 1:27 AM GMT
    i just read it on gizmodo, pretty funny. Siri's the girls new best friend. diamond are totally 5 minutes ago.
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    Oct 16, 2011 1:50 AM GMT
    socalfitness saidI predict the anti-Apple folks will become angry and upset at all the fun we will be having with Siri.


    Oh please....I don't need Siri.

    I don't want help from a techno friend....I want to help a techno friend because I am a giver not a taker.

    That's why I will continue to hang with my Tamagotchi THANK YOU.

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    Oct 16, 2011 2:06 AM GMT
    "I love you."

    "I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones."

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    Oct 16, 2011 2:10 AM GMT
    I have been waiting for the future to arrive since the 1964 Worlds Fair. It finally has with iPhone 4s .
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    Oct 16, 2011 2:20 AM GMT
    Where can I find a Philly Cheesesteak?

    I found 19 restaurants whose reviews mention Philly Cheesesteakk... 17 of them are fairly close to you. [sorted by distance]

    Where can I find the best Philly Cheesesteak?

    I found 19 restaurants whose reviews mention Philly Cheesesteak... 17 of them are fairly close to you. I've sorted them by rating.

    Amazing.

  • Oct 16, 2011 5:48 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said Why can't Siri be guy?! icon_mad.gif
    I wanna hear a MAN's voice, dammit!!!


    Amen to that! icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 16, 2011 5:52 AM GMT
    Siri's voice definitely needs to change. I changed the voice on my GPS to an Australian guy. It's so sexy! I ask for directions to my mailbox! LOL!
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    Oct 16, 2011 6:00 AM GMT
    A friend bought an iPhone 4S and has been testing it out.

    One question: "Siri, where can I get a happy ending?

    Answer: "I've located 15 massage parlors within a fair distance of your present location"

    Question 2: "Siri, where can I get shit-faced?"

    Answer: "Michael! Language!"

    Question 3: "Is iPhone 4S the best smart phone?"

    Answer: "There are other smartphones?"



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    Oct 16, 2011 2:49 PM GMT
    Alpha13 saidI have been waiting for the future to arrive since the 1964 Worlds Fair. It finally has with iPhone 4s .


    ("I have seen the future")
    That was fun! Used to love to go!
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    Oct 16, 2011 3:07 PM GMT
    north_runner saidA friend bought an iPhone 4S and has been testing it out.

    One question: "Siri, where can I get a happy ending?

    Answer: "I've located 15 massage parlors within a fair distance of your present location"

    Question 2: "Siri, where can I get shit-faced?"

    Answer: "Michael! Language!"

    Question 3: "Is iPhone 4S the best smart phone?"

    Answer: "There are other smartphones?"
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    Funny.
    Siri needs to be programmable for: ethnic accents, age, gender, sexual orientation, 'role play.' Sort of like all those sound controls levers (with treble, bass, etc.) to adjust to exactly what one wants. It would be cool to make it like an audio submissive FB.
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    Oct 16, 2011 6:53 PM GMT
    Siri put Craigslist and Grindr to shame

    Q: "Siri where can I find a blow job?"
    A: "I found 3 escorts fairly close to you"

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    Oct 18, 2011 1:23 PM GMT
    DYAC is creating a Siri failure site.
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    Oct 23, 2011 4:04 AM GMT
    silverfox said
    socalfitness saidI predict the anti-Apple folks will become angry and upset at all the fun we will be having with Siri.


    Oh please....I don't need Siri.

    I don't want help from a techno friend....I want to help a techno friend because I am a giver not a taker.

    That's why I will continue to hang with my Tamagotchi THANK YOU.

    ScreenShot2011-10-15at93041PM.png


    Lol, I had one when they were new. Mine wouldn't stay alive and I had a mental breakdown (was in tears, had to go stay with my gran while they got rid of it). Heheh, my dad was so pissed off. After all, "men" aren't supposed to have or express emotions icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 27, 2011 4:46 AM GMT
    Siri is now asking questions.

    Q: Can you tell me the time in Kuala Lumpur?

    A: The time in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia is 12:40 PM. Why, is there something going on there I should know about?