ThePenIsMyTier saidWhen you acquire enough Gay Points (GP), you are given access to the Fountain of Youth. More access for more Gay Points....
LMAO! I've told this story before, as a tale for those guys who would pretend they are younger:
I took this guy home to bed, who claimed he was 43, fully 12 years younger than me. But OK, a trick is a trick, and fucking a guy 43 isn't exactly being a pedophile, or a chicken hawk.
The next morning, we wake up and he sheepishly confesses he lied -- he was actually 53. I literally cried into my pillow with big sobs, and he got all upset, thinking I was mad at him.
I told him I was crying for happiness. I had wished he was closer to my age, considering 12 years an obstacle, cause I really, really liked him. I fell asleep wanting him to be 53, and when I woke up, he was! I considered it a miracle, a dream literally come true. No wonder I cried. He had a difficult time believing me, thinking all gay men want the youngest possible.
Well, maybe some gay guys do, but not all. Every now & then your real age serves you better. Do consider it before you lie to someone.