Don't swallow the white stuff...

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    Oct 25, 2011 11:52 AM GMT
    Toothpaste! It's not good for you!
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    Oct 25, 2011 12:07 PM GMT
    fuck u
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    Oct 25, 2011 12:25 PM GMT
    I knew this wouldnt be sexual, but I thought you were talking about...

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    Oct 25, 2011 12:45 PM GMT
    Anybody know the old riddle about what is long and hairy with bristles, goes in and out of your moth, has white stuff, etc... and the punchline is "your toothbrush" icon_question.gif
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    Oct 25, 2011 1:00 PM GMT
    in_this_corner saidI knew this wouldnt be sexual, but I thought you were talking about...

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    i dint fall for it either but im just an offensive homo
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    Oct 25, 2011 2:37 PM GMT
    This one might want to see a doctor...
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    This next one tastes familiar. I forget the name but it is just on the tip of my tongue....
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    Oct 25, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    i thought this was gonna be a thread about white people icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 25, 2011 3:11 PM GMT
    theantijock saidThis one might want to see a doctor...
    Dentist-Chiswick-15-toothpaste.jpg



    This next one tastes familiar. I forget the name but it is just on the tip of my tongue....
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    does ariodante know about this?
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    Oct 25, 2011 3:21 PM GMT
    I love to swallow the white stuff! icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 25, 2011 5:08 PM GMT
    I'm a spitter and I don't like the taste lingering in my mouth after... icon_confused.gif
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    Oct 25, 2011 5:49 PM GMT
    I love Toothpaste. icon_sad.gif
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    Oct 25, 2011 5:50 PM GMT
    Shit guys mine is blue...I thought everyone's was, does that mean something is wrong?
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    Oct 25, 2011 5:55 PM GMT
    FootballHawk saidfuck u


    Nah, go fuck yourself instead.
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    Oct 25, 2011 6:28 PM GMT
    CHIdude said
    FootballHawk saidfuck u


    Nah, go fuck yourself instead.


    Bring back pictures please!
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    Oct 25, 2011 6:40 PM GMT
    Mine has sparkly glitter in it. Seriously.
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    Oct 25, 2011 6:52 PM GMT
    You should always be careful because sometimes if you squeeze too hard and fast you will get a surprise load of that white stuff all over your chest and stomach.

    It can be really messy too - especially if you have hair on your chest. And the smell lingers too. You really need a shower afterwards.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:20 AM GMT
    jpBITCHva said
    Cash saidYou should always be careful because sometimes if you squeeze too hard and fast you will get a surprise load of that white stuff all over your chest and stomach.

    It can be really messy too - especially if you have hair on your chest. And the smell lingers too. You really need a shower afterwards.

    Oooh, I just love single entendre!


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    Oct 26, 2011 3:24 AM GMT
    my tooth paste isn't white so i will swallow it
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:25 AM GMT
    CHIdude saidToothpaste! It's not good for you!
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    HAH!!!!!!!

    I knew it!!!!!

    Please. That was to easy.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:26 AM GMT
    I squirt mine out four times a day. The second time (an MI paste) is a bit smaller, but it tastes sweet like melons icon_smile.gif I usually let it sit in my mouth for around 30 seconds before spitting.

    I like to take my time to let the applicator explore every nook and cranny of my warm fleshy hole.

    Also, it's not too bad unless you're swallowing quarts of it. Then you might have to have your stomach pumped icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:26 AM GMT
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    CHIdude saidToothpaste! It's not good for you!
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    HAH!!!!!!!

    I knew it!!!!!

    Please. That was to easy.


    *too