Ask a BRITISH guy ANYTHING you want! :-)

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    Oct 26, 2011 10:22 AM GMT
    Couldn't resist joining in with this...go on, ask away!
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    Oct 26, 2011 10:24 AM GMT
    Do most Brits have bad teeth?
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    Oct 26, 2011 10:24 AM GMT
    How often do you eat fish and chips?
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    Oct 26, 2011 10:25 AM GMT
    Is being British really as awful as everyone says?
  • nessthing

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    Oct 26, 2011 10:26 AM GMT
    Are cut dicks in the UK a reliable form of Jewdar?
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    Oct 26, 2011 10:33 AM GMT
    wrestlervic asked: Do most Brits have bad teeth?

    British guy answers: Yes, though bad is relative. We do have orthodontics in the UK but uneven teeth are not treated with the same horror as they are across the pond, we see them as character building. It is only the real nightmare cases that qualify for braces, unless you pay lots of money.

    killer_pj asked: How often do you eat fish and chips?

    British guy answers: Personally, never, as I don't eat fish. But many British people have a tradition of Fish and Chips on a Friday. It is also mandatory to eat them in all British seaside resorts, whilst dodging greedy seagulls.

    Larkin_PLR asked: Is being British really as awful as everyone says?

    British guy answers: No, it's much, much worse.

    nessthing asked: Are cut dicks in the UK a reliable form of Jewdar?

    British guy answers: Doubtful. Although not done routinely, British males may be circumcised for a variety of reasons, primarily due to a condition known as 'phimosis' or a too-tight foreskin. Judaism is not a very popular religion in the UK though, so if you do encounter a cut British dick, it is possibly more likely they were former sufferers of tight foreskin than from Hebrew forebears.
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    Oct 26, 2011 10:55 AM GMT
    lol about the bad teeth, I was going to ask exactly the same thing!

    Do British people get upset at Americans who say "I love your 'accent'?" I had a guy told me "This is how English is supposed to be spoken!" haha.
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:00 AM GMT
    ill do ask the swedish guy LMFAO.....anyway why do brits always seem to be the evil persons in movies lol
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:01 AM GMT
    Hey Mr. British Guy:

    I see so many hot men from England but then when I ask guys from England about it, they say "Oh no.... there are no hot men here!!" (This is also true for Australia)...

    So whats that all about? It seems like England has a lot of really sexy men but Englishmen seem to want them all to themselves?
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:11 AM GMT
    UBK20 saidill do ask the swedish guy LMFAO.....


    All about rubbish furniture
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:27 AM GMT
    aerider25 asked: Do British people get upset at Americans who say "I love your 'accent'?"

    British guy answers: No, why would we be upset? I personally LOVE that Americans love a British accent. When I lived in Florida as a kid I was very popular at kindergarten due to my accent, all the kids wanted to hear me read aloud to them! So compliment away! It is compensation for the bad teeth cracks.

    UBK20 asked: anyway why do brits always seem to be the evil persons in movies lol

    British guy answers: Because they don't often get the leading man role so the next best role is the main villain. I reckon, anyway. Plus we make evil sound cool.

    Alpha_Muscle asked: I see so many hot men from England but then when I ask guys from England about it, they say "Oh no.... there are no hot men here!!" (This is also true for Australia)...

    So whats that all about? It seems like England has a lot of really sexy men but Englishmen seem to want them all to themselves?


    British guy answers:
    well lots of British guys are naturally self-deprecating I suppose, it is the British way. So maybe they say that so you don't think that they think they are hot. The UK is actually full of incredibly sexy men, I have personally been acquainted with several, and am currently involved with a Welsh one! So maybe you're right, we just want to keep them to ourselves so you American hotties don't steal them away!
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:30 AM GMT
    You do make evil sound cool... when I was a prosecutor I was teaching a class and british woman was in there and I would also let her ask questions just because I loved the way she said the word "murder"

    meh-duhhhhhh....
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:31 AM GMT
    Why are barmen in pubs called Land Lords? "2 pints thanks Land Lord"

    Do you offer any other form of employment apart from shoe shiners, chimney sweeps and movie villains?
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:33 AM GMT
    Charles or William for King???
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:37 AM GMT
    Why British hates French people?
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:50 AM GMT
    We don't hate French people. I myself am particularly partial to french men. Hot french men in particular. But we have more French people in London than any other city outside France - by a long margin.

    I went to sing with a French choir a couple of years ago. They all said 'You hate us!' We replied, 'No we don't' and then we got on fine. They really did believe that we had travelled to France to sing the music of a culture with people that we did not like. So, the sense that the Brits really hate the french seems very deep, but it is not born out by the facts.

    There's xenophobia everywhere of course, but two world wars and a cold war and modern times have dissipated the Francophobia of old (which was early 19th Century...we were at war then).

    We drink French wine (which we have been importing and trading since the early middle ages - and which we regularly win prizes for tasting) read French literature, perform French music and Relax and admire French style and providing you do not try Parisian hauteur, we enjoy your company (which is not the same as it was even 20 years ago) we think you're great. But on the latter point, we share a view with the rest of La France Profonde

    Relax, we think you're great.

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    Oct 26, 2011 11:55 AM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidYou do make evil sound cool... when I was a prosecutor I was teaching a class and british woman was in there and I would also let her ask questions just because I loved the way she said the word "murder"

    meh-duhhhhhh....


    Where was she from?

    I'd say "Murrduh."
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:57 AM GMT
    Do you prefer British Lads or Aussie's?
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:59 AM GMT
    Do you like Robbie Williams and Take That?



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    Oct 26, 2011 12:01 PM GMT
    Buns_n_ammo asked: Why are barmen in pubs called Land Lords? "2 pints thanks Land Lord"

    Do you offer any other form of employment apart from shoe shiners, chimney sweeps and movie villains?


    British guy answers: Some barmen are also Land Lords, but not all of them. So if someone is calling a barman a land lord but they aren't, they should get a slap really.

    Other employment options include: discovering and conquering new countries, rioting, and working for the Royal family.

    mouillepoint asked: Charles or William for King???

    British guy answers: Neither ideally, but I think William would probably be better than Charles. Kate would make a hotter queen than Camilla, no?

    hot_french_man asked: Why British hates French people?

    British guy answers: I thought the French hated us! I am actually descended from Frenchies. And I kissed a French guy once and I liked it.
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    Oct 26, 2011 12:03 PM GMT
    Guy101 asked: Do you prefer British Lads or Aussie's?

    British guy answers: Aussies of course! I'm so not patriotic. I love Aussie attitudes. Though technically most Australians came from Britain so they are British as well really!

    MrAsh77 asked: Do you like Robbie Williams and Take That?

    British guy answers: Not especially, though I like some of their songs, I think Robbie Williams is a twat.

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    Oct 26, 2011 12:05 PM GMT
    Scotland is clearly the best place for a murh-duh

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    Oct 26, 2011 12:05 PM GMT
    Your feelings of America and the American Revolutionary War?
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    Oct 26, 2011 12:13 PM GMT
    flatstate2010 saidYour feelings of America and the American Revolutionary War?


    Absolutely none. Don't know what it is!
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    Oct 26, 2011 12:34 PM GMT
    Isn't about time you take Simon Cowell and Russell Brand back? I mean really.