wrestlervic asked: Do most Brits have bad teeth?
British guy answers: Yes, though bad is relative. We do have orthodontics in the UK but uneven teeth are not treated with the same horror as they are across the pond, we see them as character building. It is only the real nightmare cases that qualify for braces, unless you pay lots of money.
killer_pj asked: How often do you eat fish and chips?
British guy answers: Personally, never, as I don't eat fish. But many British people have a tradition of Fish and Chips on a Friday. It is also mandatory to eat them in all British seaside resorts, whilst dodging greedy seagulls.
Larkin_PLR asked: Is being British really as awful as everyone says?
British guy answers: No, it's much, much worse.
nessthing asked: Are cut dicks in the UK a reliable form of Jewdar?
British guy answers: Doubtful. Although not done routinely, British males may be circumcised for a variety of reasons, primarily due to a condition known as 'phimosis' or a too-tight foreskin. Judaism is not a very popular religion in the UK though, so if you do encounter a cut British dick, it is possibly more likely they were former sufferers of tight foreskin than from Hebrew forebears.