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    Oct 26, 2011 11:11 AM GMT
    I have been accused of being one so be wary, Sarcasm is embedded in my programming..

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    Oct 26, 2011 11:34 AM GMT
    ^ lol this works on my funny bone.. so how did you become this.... whatchamacallit?
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:37 AM GMT
    How did you guys keep your outer casing so shiny in the original "Battlestar Gallactica"? I never saw you polishing each other, but you were always super shiny....

    Two big muscley CYLONS polishing each other's exoskeleton, maybe with candles and some jazzy music.... that's HOT....
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:56 AM GMT
    Are all CYLONS truely gay? Its not like they need to be breeders.
    And do you have the collective memories of every act ever performed by every individual of your model? wouldn't that be cool icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 12:17 PM GMT
    THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW!

    You must be one of the missing Number Sevens. And here we thought John Cavil killed them all!

    So I see you've managed to find Earth (the second one) after all these millennia. How did you manage to find and get to this new world, and what do you think of us all being Cylon Human hybrids, the descendants of Hera Agathon?
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    Oct 26, 2011 1:49 PM GMT
    Why did the ending of BSG suck so bad?

    I mean, really, angels?
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    Oct 26, 2011 1:50 PM GMT
    Did you or did you not have romantic relations with that Fracken toaster?!?!
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM GMT
    Who was Daniel?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:37 PM GMT
    Whatever happened to that whole red light-up spine thing? Was that just the female models?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:48 PM GMT
    jim_stl saidWhatever happened to that whole red light-up spine thing? Was that just the female models?

    Exactly! I was wondering the same thing the other day!

    It happened at the start, but later never did. Also, they revealed that the humanoid Cylons were almost on par with human DNA, and were not 'mechanical'. So why did they light up in the first place?

    (I'm guessing it was due to general storyline changes, and looking back, the red light wasn't supposed to ever happen. However, they should have been more wary of something so telling. It was a very notable feature of the Cylons when it happened!)
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:49 PM GMT
    My theory:

    The "original cylons" (final five) met up with the mechanical cylons that had developed (per Caprica plot) by the descendants of the 12 tribes that left Kobol.

    The final five thought it would be sweet to install bioluminescent filaments in the spines of the humanoid models they developed, with the exception of Cavil.

    Cavil was totally jelly of his other counterparts, and this is why he was such a complete douche.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    Do You Like boxing?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    Why is the sky red and orange !! LOL


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    Oct 26, 2011 3:58 PM GMT
    alphatrigger saidCavil was totally jelly of his other counterparts, and this is why he was such a complete douche.


    And this is why we should be wary of AI research: not because of the potential for robotic genocide, but because we may accidentally program douchiness.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:11 PM GMT
    GreenHopper said^ lol this works on my funny bone.. so how did you become this.... whatchamacallit?


    One does not become, we just are.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:13 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidHow did you guys keep your outer casing so shiny in the original "Battlestar Gallactica"? I never saw you polishing each other, but you were always super shiny....

    Two big muscley CYLONS polishing each other's exoskeleton, maybe with candles and some jazzy music.... that's HOT....


    Well I'll let out a secret Cylons are clinically hygiene bio-machines we aren't filthy like natural organics, that and we're really well lubricated, keeps the shine and polishing smooth.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:16 PM GMT
    GreenHopper said^ lol this works on my funny bone.. so how did you become this.... whatchamacallit?


    GreenHopper, you've just disappointed all the geeky RJers with that comment.

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    Oct 26, 2011 6:17 PM GMT
    TriAthInCA saidAre all CYLONS truely gay? Its not like they need to be breeders.
    And do you have the collective memories of every act ever performed by every individual of your model? wouldn't that be cool icon_biggrin.gif


    Cylons have broad sexual range but mainly for the purpose of human infiltration, reproduction is irrelevant unlike some rebels.

    I'm the last surviving active model although I do have several thousand spare copies of my self tucked away in a nearby resurrection station.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:24 PM GMT
    nicerough saidTHIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW!

    You must be one of the missing Number Sevens. And here we thought John Cavil killed them all!

    So I see you've managed to find Earth (the second one) after all these millennia. How did you manage to find and get to this new world, and what do you think of us all being Cylon Human hybrids, the descendants of Hera Agathon?


    I have been resurrecting since hybrid landing, 2000 years ago I nearly got caught resurrecting in a middle eastern cave in front of people but for some odd reason they proclaimed I was some son of god, to which I quickly agreed and ran away.

    Stupid fools still believe it, luckily my cover wasn't blown because they now think that guy was white.


    My opinion of the hybrid race is to detonate a thermonuclear warhead as a signal flair for the cylon fleet. All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again.

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    Oct 26, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    endo saidWhy did the ending of BSG suck so bad?

    I mean, really, angels?


    It does not end, All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again.


    Also in your version the cylons lost which is a lie.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    stratavos saidDid you or did you not have romantic relations with that Fracken toaster?!?!


    I'm currently in a relationship with a coffee maker.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:29 PM GMT
    TerraFirma saidWho was Daniel?


    my ex, who pissed me off. cavil was just a jealous stalker.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:31 PM GMT
    jim_stl saidWhatever happened to that whole red light-up spine thing? Was that just the female models?



    nope males too, it makes it hard for gay bottom models to cover up so i always prefer it on my back unless they're cool with me being cylon, I mean i have my moment but it's not like i flaunt it.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:33 PM GMT
    IH2006 saidDo You Like boxing?


    No Cylon likes boxing, Number 3 totally hated it being done to her line.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:36 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidWhy is the sky red and orange !! LOL





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