Ask a Generic White Guy ANYTHING!

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    Oct 26, 2011 12:42 PM GMT
    Nothing special about me... I'm pretty milquetoast. So I can answer all questions on behalf of White People! icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 1:25 PM GMT
    How much suntan lotion must you apply daily : P
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 1:56 PM GMT
    Mmmmm.........milquetoast.
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    Oct 26, 2011 1:58 PM GMT
    Oh, you're pretty damn special! icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:04 PM GMT
    Do you like mayonaise and egg whites on Wonder Bread with a glass of milk?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:20 PM GMT
    Do you have DD?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM GMT
    wolverinecub86 saidHow much suntan lotion must you apply daily : P

    Let me rephrase that for him.

    Rephrase question: Does your skin get burned easily on a hot summer beach day, and if you do, do you need help with the suntan lotion?

    Sorry. Couldn't resist. icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:37 PM GMT
    When all y'all sit at the (dinner) table, is there an understanding that you keep away from confrontational subjects and only discuss topics that are 'proper'?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:45 PM GMT
    What is it like to be white ? Is it better as a gay man to be white ?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    Wolverine and City: I have to apply a lot of suntan lotion... The higher SPF the better. I burn very easily. It's pretty awful... And I'm always looking for attractive guys who want to help me get the places I can't reach icon_wink.gif

    Shawnathan: I was born pretty generically white, though I'm also guilty of living the "White Lifestyle" as they say.

    Alpha_Muscle: You just described the basic recipe for Egg Salad Sandwiches... So almost. If you leave in the egg yolks, then yes, probably, if my mom makes it icon_smile.gif.

    BuddyinNYC: There is an unspoken verbal contract not to discuss anything controversial at dinner, yes. Controversy can only be brought up in a one on one scenario.

    Trackboy: I'm not sure how to answer what it's like to be white... compared to whom specifically? And I don't know if "better" is a word I'd use... I think, yes, it's easier to be gay and white at the same time. I think we all know there tends to be a racial hierarchy with people's stated preferences (though, I think, in person this hierarchy breaks down somewhat) so I probably have an easier time of it than people of darker skin tones. I know in my own dating life I've "benefited" from being white because in gay culture buff and white is the standard of generic attractiveness. The reality though is that it is just that: generic attractiveness. I know a lot of people who say they may be interested in me are interested only in that generic-ness and not in me.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:02 PM GMT
    Anytime u need lotion put on your hard to reach areas, count me in!
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:05 PM GMT
    Larkin , That was very well put . Thank you for taking
    the time to answer the question .
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:11 PM GMT
    Are you corn fed?

  • Montague

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    Oct 26, 2011 3:14 PM GMT
    Do you like Drake (Rapper/ YoungMoney)? Why or Why not?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:31 PM GMT
    wolverinecub86 saidAnytime u need lotion put on your hard to reach areas, count me in!

    You thief! Stole the words right from my mouth! icon_wink.gificon_razz.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:37 PM GMT
    Why are people starting all these retarded threads?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:41 PM GMT
    Chainers saidWhy are people starting all these retarded threads?


    Because we live to raise our post counts ;)
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    Cityaznguy said
    wolverinecub86 saidAnytime u need lotion put on your hard to reach areas, count me in!

    You thief! Stole the words right from my mouth! icon_wink.gificon_razz.gif


    Well he did say he was looking for hot guys to do this, so I don't think I qualify by larkin's standards anyway.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:03 PM GMT
    wolverinecub86 said
    Cityaznguy said
    wolverinecub86 saidAnytime u need lotion put on your hard to reach areas, count me in!

    You thief! Stole the words right from my mouth! icon_wink.gificon_razz.gif


    Well he did say he was looking for hot guys to do this, so I don't think I qualify by larkin's standards anyway.

    Wolvie you're very attractive, those pictures don't do you justice. Remember, I've met you in person. icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:04 PM GMT
    Can we hook up icon_smile.gif ?
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:05 PM GMT
    Lostboy: Yeah I guess you could say I'm corn-fed, inasmuch as that is shorthand for "midwestern values". Grew up in a middle class Christian home in Ohio.

    Montague: I'm not sure who that is... My Rap/R&B playlist on my iPod is almost exclusively Diddy, Missy Elliott, and Busta Rhymes.

    Chainers: Because it is now a mini-meme on RealJock... Until it dies out. I created this thread to actually answer questions though since I thought the "black guy" thread was instructive icon_smile.gif.

    Jake: Are most of us surfer-ish? Haha. Not being black, I'd have to guess... but my impression is that "nerd voice" is the most generic white person you can mimic without there being some kind of negative moral or social connotation to it. If you go with Southern, that becomes a statement about White Southerners. If you go with patrician, that becomes a statement about Rich White People. Nerd is harmless enough to be White without being specific.

    And Jews aren't "white" because Whiteness excludes Jewishness... linked to the loooooong history of antisemitism in Europe, especially the mid 20th century. Jews don't belong to the group "white" because, pretty much the world over, all other groups exclude "Jew" as the outsider. In this case, skin color is not what makes group belonging.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:08 PM GMT
    Larkin_PLR said
    Chainers: Because it is now a mini-meme on RealJock... Until it dies out. I created this thread to actually answer questions though since I thought the "black guy" thread was instructive icon_smile.gif.


    Why is it that someone thinks that a sentence response to a question will lead to a serious discussion instead of just making him look like a total attention seeking douche mongering whore who cant think of anything to do on his own?

    Why is it that when a black guy thinks of something really good and creative, a white guy thinks its ok to take the idea to try and market himself, but just fail miserably at it, making himself look like an idiot in the process, ruining the idea for both him and the black man, and doing a great injustice as a whole?

    In case you are a little slow, all my questions are veiled criticisms of you as a person.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:12 PM GMT
    Chainers:

    *) Because that's the format the meme is in.
    *) Because it is ok. And I wasn't aware Lushlife416 was black (where the meme actually started).
    *) You should be a little less gritty about what happens on the internet.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:16 PM GMT
    Larkin_PLR saidChainers:

    *) Because that's the format the meme is in.
    *) Because it is ok. And I wasn't aware Lushlife416 was black (where the meme actually started).
    *) You should be a little less gritty about what happens on the internet.


    Lushlife was a troll and a fake. Keith started an actually GOOD thread. Plus Lushlife wasnt about making people aware of differences in race/culture, he was about trying to get us to do webcam modeling.

    Why dont you just admit that you are part of the problem in ruining something good instead of trying to pass it off as you being a decent human being.

    People like you make me sick.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:17 PM GMT
    *) So?
    *) I don't have to admit anything... especially if it's not true.
    *) That sounds like your problem.