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    Oct 26, 2011 2:11 PM GMT
    Oh wait..... I forgot I'm not specialz around here. icon_cry.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:12 PM GMT
    Did you choose to be sexy, or were you born sexy?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:15 PM GMT


    What's it like?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:16 PM GMT
    Jeandeau saidOh wait..... I forgot I'm not specialz around here. icon_cry.gif


    Of course you are, you goofy.
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:22 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidDid you choose to be sexy, or were you born sexy?



    I"M SO SICK OF YOU REPUBLICAN GUN-SLINGIN' SOUTHERN RED NECK HICK CONFEDERATE KKK BASTARDS TELLIN' ME I CHOSE TO BE LIKE THIS WAY. IT'S NOT A CHOICE! I WAS BORN THIS WAY!

    lol I make joke.
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:24 PM GMT
    meninlove said

    What's it like?


    It's kinda cool. It's like that New Car Smell. It's kinda sickening at first, but then after you drive it around for a few years and lose it you buy all those stupid little sprays and hangy-things advertising "NEW CAR SMELL" again because you miss those fleeting glory days for the past... when everything was new and shiny and smooth and fresh...
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:30 PM GMT
    Jeandeau said
    meninlove said

    What's it like?


    It's kinda cool. It's like that New Car Smell. It's kinda sickening at first, but then after you drive it around for a few years and lose it you buy all those stupid little sprays and hangy-things advertising "NEW CAR SMELL" again because you miss those fleeting glory days for the past... when everything was new and shiny and smooth and fresh...



    Really? How interesting.

    Oh, look outside!

    *shoves New Gay spray-scent bottle under couch cushion*

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    Oct 26, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    You want to fuck ?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:30 PM GMT
    TRACKBOY111 saidYou want to fuck ?



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    Oct 26, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
    Jeandeau said
    meninlove said

    What's it like?


    It's kinda cool. It's like that New Car Smell. It's kinda sickening at first, but then after you drive it around for a few years and lose it you buy all those stupid little sprays and hangy-things advertising "NEW CAR SMELL" again because you miss those fleeting glory days for the past... when everything was new and shiny and smooth and fresh...


    I prefer Wild Cherry.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:33 PM GMT
    Jeandeau said
    TRACKBOY111 saidYou want to fuck ?



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    Next! Sakuriitttttyyyy. Gotz ta go.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:33 PM GMT
    fuzzywuzzy said
    Jeandeau said
    meninlove said

    What's it like?


    It's kinda cool. It's like that New Car Smell. It's kinda sickening at first, but then after you drive it around for a few years and lose it you buy all those stupid little sprays and hangy-things advertising "NEW CAR SMELL" again because you miss those fleeting glory days for the past... when everything was new and shiny and smooth and fresh...


    I prefer Wild Cherry.



    you like a nice fresh untamed cherry, eh?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:34 PM GMT
    fuzzywuzzy said
    Jeandeau said
    TRACKBOY111 saidYou want to fuck ?



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    Next! Sakuriitttttyyyy. Gotz ta go.



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    Oct 26, 2011 3:35 PM GMT
    Jeandeau said
    fuzzywuzzy said
    Jeandeau said
    meninlove said

    What's it like?


    It's kinda cool. It's like that New Car Smell. It's kinda sickening at first, but then after you drive it around for a few years and lose it you buy all those stupid little sprays and hangy-things advertising "NEW CAR SMELL" again because you miss those fleeting glory days for the past... when everything was new and shiny and smooth and fresh...


    I prefer Wild Cherry.



    you like a nice fresh untamed cherry, eh?


    As opposed to a squished, driedout one?!
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:36 PM GMT
    Do you think that every male on Earth is a homosexual or closet case?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:37 PM GMT
    Are you the man, the woman, or the family dog in the relationship?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:37 PM GMT
    Montague saidDo you think that every male on Earth is a homosexual or closet case?



    In my wildest fantasies they are..


    And they all look like Jake Gyllenhaal too
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    Jeandeau said
    Montague saidDo you think that every male on Earth is a homosexual or closet case?



    In my wildest fantasies they are..


    And they all look like Jake Gyllenhaal too



    In my wildest fantasies they all look like Alpha_Muscle.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidAre you the man, the woman, or the family dog in the relationship?


    Well My dog gets home cooked meals 3 times a day. My mom makes him Scrambled eggs for breakfast, grilled chicken for lunch, and whatever we're having for dinner... so I think HE'S the Man, my mom's the women, and I'm the dog. I don't know what my dad and brother are..icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM GMT
    JakeGHK saidWhy do gay men buy boipussy mix instead of making it from scratch?


    I don't even get this question. Next.
  • LJay

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    Oct 26, 2011 8:48 PM GMT
    Do you still live at home?
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    Oct 26, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Jeandeau said
    meninlove said

    What's it like?


    It's kinda cool. It's like that New Car Smell. It's kinda sickening at first, but then after you drive it around for a few years and lose it you buy all those stupid little sprays and hangy-things advertising "NEW CAR SMELL" again because you miss those fleeting glory days for the past... when everything was new and shiny and smooth and fresh...

    Boy, I don't know who you're sleeping with.....of all the smells I've had having gay sex, "new car" was never one of them....and I wish it was. icon_eek.gif


    uhmm, Testosterone!
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    Oct 26, 2011 8:56 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Jeandeau said
    meninlove said

    What's it like?


    It's kinda cool. It's like that New Car Smell. It's kinda sickening at first, but then after you drive it around for a few years and lose it you buy all those stupid little sprays and hangy-things advertising "NEW CAR SMELL" again because you miss those fleeting glory days for the past... when everything was new and shiny and smooth and fresh...

    Boy, I don't know who you're sleeping with.....of all the smells I've had having gay sex, "new car" was never one of them....and I wish it was. icon_eek.gif


    Question to the readers: WHY DO GAYS ALWAYS GOTSTA BRING THE SECKS INTO IT?! that original question had NOTHING to do with it, you dirty man!
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    Oct 26, 2011 9:02 PM GMT
    Why did you choose to be gay?
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    Oct 26, 2011 9:12 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidWhat role did the Mamluk Dynasty play on the architecture of Cairo between the 13th and 16th century?



    Ironically enough my BF is an architectural historian. (Now just a boring old architect..) But I'm sure he'd have something to say about this. I'd ask, but he lives in Ireland and I haven't talked to him in a few days.