Ask a GIANT AMOEBA anything you want.

  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 2:16 PM GMT
    But don't expect a coherent answer. ;-)

    http://news.discovery.com/animals/deep-sea-amoeba-life-111023.html


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    Oct 26, 2011 2:17 PM GMT
    yeah wtf is with all these "ask a" threads?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:19 PM GMT
    How do you feel about being amorphous?
    Does it make you amoral?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:20 PM GMT
    How would you answer a question that isn't actually asking anything?
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 2:20 PM GMT
    swmrh911 saidyeah wtf is with all these "ask a" threads?


    How dare you sir! Don't you want to know about my newfound existence? I'm in a lot of news articles lately and I'm really quite popular at the mo.
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 2:24 PM GMT
    RunintheCity saidHow do you feel about being amorphous?
    Does it make you amoral?


    How dare you sir! Actually I do have a definite shape, that of curried jelly.
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:32 PM GMT
    OMG even the amoebas are obese!!! icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM GMT
    Celticmusl said
    swmrh911 saidyeah wtf is with all these "ask a" threads?


    How dare you sir! Don't you want to know about my newfound existence? I'm in a lot of news articles lately and I'm really quite popular at the mo.


    hah, well I mean I guess asking an amorphous Protozoan questions could be somewhat intriguing.
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    I sent the Giant amoeba an email- he will reply with an answer I hope- unless he completes the process of phagocytosis on his own computer.
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:45 PM GMT
    What's the deal with Giant Ameoba Pride Day?!?!?!?!

    I don't care that you are single celled or amorphous - I don't even have a problem with you re-producing through mitosis, but do you HAVE to be so public and rub our faces in it?!?!?!? I mean in the STREETS where children can see!!!?????!?!?!?!?!!!!
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    Cash saidWhat's the deal with Giant Ameoba Pride Day?!?!?!?!

    I don't care that you are single celled or amorphous - I don't even have a problem with you re-producing through mitosis, but do you HAVE to be so public and rub our faces in it?!?!?!? I mean in the STREETS where children can see!!!?????!?!?!?!?!!!!



    How dare you sir! We are beautiful and proud and want to prove that we can get sick and drunk, just like "people". Also, your "children" learn all about us in biology class. Your child could grow up to be an amoeba!-not really sure about this since I don't remember how I was created, being an amoeba and all.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:02 PM GMT
    Why did you do the process of phagocytosis(cellular eating) on my teddybear?

    I wantz my teddy back *starts to whimper and pout*
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:43 PM GMT
    graniteknighte saidWhy did you do the process of phagocytosis(cellular eating) on my teddybear?

    I wantz my teddy back *starts to whimper and pout*


    Quit your crying or he'll kick your ass with his pseudopodia!!
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    graniteknighte saidWhy did you do the process of phagocytosis(cellular eating) on my teddybear?

    I wantz my teddy back *starts to whimper and pout*


    Oh pleez... You're teddy bear totally wanted it.
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:58 PM GMT
    *kicks the amoeba in the groin* muahahaha!
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 4:01 PM GMT
    graniteknighte said*kicks the amoeba in the groin* muahahaha!


    Giant amoeba don't care.
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 5:06 PM GMT
    JakeGHK saidWhy are you popular on the internets in japan?


    Not sure, but I think it has something to do with amoeba management. Get on board: must.think.like.amoeba!

    http://www.pma.otago.ac.nz/pma-cd/papers/1039.pdf
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    Oct 26, 2011 5:53 PM GMT
    so i see you have arcade fire's 'the suburbs' on your 'music we like fall 2011 short list'.

    what is your favorite track off that album?

    i've always been a fan. enlighten my confused, hopelessly complex, multicelluar self, o giant amoeba.
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    Oct 26, 2011 5:58 PM GMT
    Do all the other eukaryotes make fun of you?



  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 6:40 PM GMT
    Cogitor saidso i see you have arcade fire's 'the suburbs' on your 'music we like fall 2011 short list'.

    what is your favorite track off that album?

    i've always been a fan. enlighten my confused, hopelessly complex, multicelluar self, o giant amoeba.


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  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 6:44 PM GMT
    Rodcet saidDo all the other eukaryotes make fun of you?





    No, but they keep staring at my giant organelles.
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    Oct 26, 2011 6:46 PM GMT
    Has anybody really been as far even to decide to want to do more like?
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 26, 2011 6:51 PM GMT
    JakeGHK said
    Celticmusl said
    JakeGHK saidWhy are you popular on the internets in japan?


    Not sure, but I think it has something to do with amoeba management. Get on board: must.think.like.amoeba!

    http://www.pma.otago.ac.nz/pma-cd/papers/1039.pdf


    http://www.ameba.jp/



    Well I wish they could at least spell my name right if they're going to use my splayed image as their company logo. That was a private picture!
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    Oct 26, 2011 7:16 PM GMT
    I'm one of your fans! I loved your screen presence!

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    Oct 26, 2011 9:03 PM GMT
    FootballHawk saidI'm one of your fans! I loved your screen presence!



    Thanks handsome! It's really hard to get work though in hollywood, usually they are looking for someone less gelatinous.