Ask a GAY CAR GUY/SHADETREE MECHANIC anything

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    Oct 26, 2011 2:30 PM GMT
    I've been a car freak since i was a toddler and have on occasion stumped salesmen at new-car dealerships. I hang out with a bunch of straight car guys and I do a little racing on the side and i do my own maintenance. So ask away!

    FYI: I know nothing about NASCAR other than its actual origins
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:33 PM GMT
    You're a car guy. So that means you're a humanoid that is vehicular.

    Autobot or Decepticon?
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:36 PM GMT
    nicerough saidYou're a car guy. So that means you're a humanoid that is vehicular.

    Autobot or Decepticon?


    Autobot
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    RoadsterRacer said
    nicerough saidYou're a car guy. So that means you're a humanoid that is vehicular.

    Autobot or Decepticon?


    Autobot

    Upload a video of yourself transforming!

    (And I see you edited the thread title. My question doesn't fit so well now. lol)
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    RoadsterRacer saidI've been a car freak since i was a toddler and have on occasion stumped salesmen at new-car dealerships. So ask away!

    My experience is that you can stump a car salesperson by asking them the day of the week. I was a certified, school trained Master Auto Mechanic, so that I get a perverted pleasure from hearing these car salespeople erroneously spout about mechanical things they can't even understand.

    I don't even step foot into a car showroom until I know their product line better than they do. My only questions center around what the ordering process is, and what kind of price they're offering me.
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    Oct 26, 2011 2:50 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    RoadsterRacer saidI've been a car freak since i was a toddler and have on occasion stumped salesmen at new-car dealerships. So ask away!

    My experience is that you can stump a car salesperson by asking them the day of the week. I was a certified, school trained Master Auto Mechanic, so that I get a perverted pleasure from hearing these car salespeople erroneously spout about mechanical things they can't even understand.

    I don't even step foot into a car showroom until I know their product line better than they do. My only questions center around what the ordering process is, and what kind of price they're offering me.


    I also made the Mayor of New Orleans do a double-take when i bluffed him into admitting that the city was in possession of an indeterminate quantity of Ford V10 Interceptors
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:30 PM GMT
    RoadsterRacer saidI've been a car freak since i was a toddler and have on occasion stumped salesmen at new-car dealerships. I hang out with a bunch of straight car guys and I do a little racing on the side and i do my own maintenance. So ask away!

    FYI: I know nothing about NASCAR other than its actual origins
    Which side do you race on?
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    Oct 26, 2011 3:44 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    RoadsterRacer saidI've been a car freak since i was a toddler and have on occasion stumped salesmen at new-car dealerships. I hang out with a bunch of straight car guys and I do a little racing on the side and i do my own maintenance. So ask away!

    FYI: I know nothing about NASCAR other than its actual origins
    Which side do you race on?


    How do you mean? I don't have a drag setup and my car's a lhd model so...