will my hole b gaping by the time im 30?

  • rogerfederer

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    Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM GMT
    srry to be so vulgar. I've just been thinking alot and this is one question thats very much troubled me. Im a sissy and ugly (i should pretty much have bottom tattooed on my forehead). So i've basically accepted i'll prob b a bottom in every sexual situation meaning im gunna b stretched out to the size of the grand canyon, all used and nasty. No guy'll want me. I haven't had much sex at all BUT since im destined to be a bottom its got me thinking about my rear. If i do happen to ever get a bf and we have sex like once a day...im looking at basically almost 200 times ill b spread all open (with everything taken into account like not seeing each other blah blah). and thats just ONE YEAR. by the time im 30 a guy will put it in and wont feel a thing. Don't mention any exercises bc i heard that just works the first 2 in inside. The rest is a huge yawning cavern with lube. Im thinking im not gunna have sex but mayb once a year bc im terrified. My booty was meant to pass stuff out not take in. Am i right??
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    Oct 26, 2011 10:16 PM GMT
    Obvious troll is obvious. Try harder plz?
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    I'm starting to suspect someone who dislikes the guy in the pics has stolen them to make him look like a fool on the internets.
  • Nizzo

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    Oct 26, 2011 11:09 PM GMT
    I've kind of wondered the same thing. It doesn't even hurt when I get fucked.
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    Oct 26, 2011 11:13 PM GMT
    Nizzo saidI've kind of wondered the same thing. It doesn't even hurt when I get fucked.


    The sphincter is a muscle that can contract and retract. It gets bigger to let the dick in and gets smaller after the dick gets out. The stretching isnt permanent and it shrinks back.
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    Oct 27, 2011 12:28 AM GMT
    why 30? why not 25?
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    Oct 27, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
    let it happen. Extra parking.






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    Oct 27, 2011 1:21 AM GMT
    You'll probably have a hole the size of Texas before you're 21.
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    Oct 27, 2011 1:48 AM GMT
    Here's the trick...

    ...get your guy to fuck one side of your hole so that the other side gets jealous and comes over to get some.

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    Heck, you can always get creative though. She did.
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    Oct 27, 2011 4:42 AM GMT
    rogerfederer saidsrry to be so vulgar. I've just been thinking alot and this is one question thats very much troubled me. Im a sissy and ugly (i should pretty much have bottom tattooed on my forehead). So i've basically accepted i'll prob b a bottom in every sexual situation meaning im gunna b stretched out to the size of the grand canyon, all used and nasty. No guy'll want me. I haven't had much sex at all BUT since im destined to be a bottom its got me thinking about my rear. If i do happen to ever get a bf and we have sex like once a day...im looking at basically almost 200 times ill b spread all open (with everything taken into account like not seeing each other blah blah). and thats just ONE YEAR. by the time im 30 a guy will put it in and wont feel a thing. Don't mention any exercises bc i heard that just works the first 2 in inside. The rest is a huge yawning cavern with lube. Im thinking im not gunna have sex but mayb once a year bc im terrified. My booty was meant to pass stuff out not take in. Am i right??


    Taking this post seriously, I would tell you that if you want to make sure you are not shitting bricks when you are older then you should allow time for your hole to regain it's strength and tightness.

    It's a muscle... so naturally, the first ring muscle around your hole will expand and essentially become inflamed for the first while...then after that, it will get stronger....

    Anal exercises DO HELP strengthen your anal sphincter muscles. Practice them.

  • Hothouse

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    Oct 27, 2011 3:08 PM GMT
    If your holes that stretched by the time you're 30, then come and see me - I'll be 66 and probably won't be able to get it up anymore, so I can fuck ya even if I can't get hard.

    Here's a tip - make sure any guy that fucks ya slaps your sweet ass HARD several times when he's done - that will help your hole snap back into place.
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    Oct 27, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    No worries--there's always fisting.
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    Oct 27, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    Sure, by the time you reach 25, fucking your ass will be like fucking a glass of warm water, but hey.....you can always have a prolapse party. Fast forward to 1:50.

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    Oct 27, 2011 10:14 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidSure, by the time you reach 25, fucking your ass will be like fucking a glass of warm water, but hey.....you can always have a prolapse party. Fast forward to 1:50.

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    You know, every time I see a video link around here, I always, always know it's some nightmarish thing that I will never be able to unsee. Yet I always press play. What's wrong with me?
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    Oct 28, 2011 6:01 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidSure, by the time you reach 25, fucking your ass will be like fucking a glass of warm water, but hey.....you can always have a prolapse party. Fast forward to 1:50.



    I thought I'd seen it all! That's some freaky shit! Cool!
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    Oct 28, 2011 8:19 AM GMT
    Chainers said
    Nizzo saidI've kind of wondered the same thing. It doesn't even hurt when I get fucked.


    The sphincter is a muscle that can contract and retract. It gets bigger to let the dick in and gets smaller after the dick gets out. The stretching isnt permanent and it shrinks back.


    For a penis yeah. Shove enough large objects up there though and you will need anal rebanding. People in prison have to get this surgery sometimes.

    You're going to need it after all that fisting for sure.

    http://www.nursingtimes.net/nursing-practice-clinical-research/management-of-retained-foreign-bodies-and-rectal-sexual-trauma/204150.article
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    Oct 28, 2011 8:33 PM GMT
    I don't agree with people who say that you can compare doing a #2 to anal sex. Yes, people sometimes pass pretty large stools, but it simply goes out. It's different than a dick violently pounding into you. And when people are constipated, we know what that does... fissures or hemorrhoids. Although it's the straining more than anything that causes damage. But anyway, I don't see much relation between taking a crap and anal sex, to be honest.

    That said, receptive anal sex shouldn't cause you much of an issue if you do it responsibly. I do think over time it's naturally going to be a little bit more slack down there but not by much if you start slowly every time until you're "warmed up", use lots of lube, and don't be afraid to tell your partner if it's getting to be too much or is uncomfortable. Plus, that's just life... body parts get a little bit worn out over time, you just have to take good care of yourself. Do kegels, eat a good diet, don't ever strain, only have sex with respectful guys who don't pressure you to rush or do things that are uncomfortable for you, and you'll be golden.

    And if you do hurt your bum, get some ointment and take hot baths. Ta-da!

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    Oct 28, 2011 9:45 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidSure, by the time you reach 25, fucking your ass will be like fucking a glass of warm water, but hey.....you can always have a prolapse party. Fast forward to 1:50.
    [horrific video]

    What kind of gross pornography do you watch?
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    Oct 29, 2011 7:19 AM GMT
    commoncoll said
    Scruffypup saidSure, by the time you reach 25, fucking your ass will be like fucking a glass of warm water, but hey.....you can always have a prolapse party. Fast forward to 1:50.
    [horrific video]

    What kind of gross pornography do you watch?




    Oh yeah, I like to sit around the house and watch videos of females rubbing their prolapsed anuses together. Really gets me off.....which is why I joined Real Jock. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 29, 2011 5:54 PM GMT
    Of course, all bottoms should be doing plenty of kegels in their workout routine. But maybe you should get your gym to install a special resistance machine. Call us again when you can kegel 200 lbs.

    *facepalm* OK, I was trying to make funny, but I should have guessed that you can actually buy "kegel weights" on the internet.
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    Oct 29, 2011 7:52 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidOMG! I've been pooping for, like 45 years! BIG HONKIN' POOPS!

    I must be as loose as chainers' morals down there by now. icon_eek.gif



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    Oct 29, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    You are looking at this all wrong. In a few days (why exaggerate that it will be years) when it is gaping, use it like Hermione's handbag that was augmented with the undetectable extension charm -- use it as extra storage for keys, wallet, a sofa, some file cabinets, a book or two, an emergency crisis kit, maybe some cooking utensils. You can be just like Inspector Gadget - anything you need, just say go-go Gadget X and pull out what you need from back there like a tool shed that is always with you.