Would You Lie In Bed All Day For $25 an Hour...?

  • masculumpedes

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    Oct 29, 2011 2:23 PM GMT
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    Lay in a bed, on a memory foam mattress, all day — drink free coffee, read newspapers and magazines, just take it easy and get paid!!!

    The catch?

    The bed's in the middle of a shopping mall.

    To promote its upholstered platform beds, a local furniture store placed an ad and offered to pay $25 an hour for someone to lie in a queen-sized model from noon to 6 p.m. Saturday and Sunday for 2 weekends. The only "job" is to look as comfortable as possible. A store in the mall will supply lounge-wear.

    You don't have to know anything. You're just lounging. That's what you're being paid to do.

    Would YOU do it? icon_wink.gif

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    Oct 29, 2011 8:08 PM GMT
    Sure, it's only 2 weekends.
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    Oct 29, 2011 8:09 PM GMT
    Right now I lounge in a less comfortable setting during those hours for FREE.
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    Oct 29, 2011 8:11 PM GMT
    no, thats too boring
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    Oct 30, 2011 12:24 AM GMT
    I'd do it. But only if I'm allowed to bring my laptop and mobile broadband. icon_biggrin.gif
  • NHLFAN

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    Oct 30, 2011 1:33 AM GMT
    I'd do it if I could invite someone to share the bed with me (my choice). icon_biggrin.gif I doubt I could sit in a bed for 6 hours in a mall without getting stir crazy and want to get up. Add in a sexy man of my choosing and we just might have a deal.
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    Oct 30, 2011 1:34 AM GMT
    sign me up. This is a pathetically easy job.
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    Oct 30, 2011 1:42 AM GMT
    hellz yeah
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    Oct 30, 2011 1:45 AM GMT
    helllllll yeah!
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    Oct 30, 2011 1:48 AM GMT
    Thank God you don't have to "lay" in bed all day in public. icon_wink.gif

    Make sure the contract says "lie in bed" because otherwise you might get arrested for public indecency, or they will have to kill you to lay your body in bed.
  • Import

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    Oct 30, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidMaybe....but if they added a memory foam padded headboard and let me and another guy show all the shoppers what that bed could really do, that might be worth two weekends and $25/hr.

    Announcer salesperson saysOh sure, he's wincing in pain from each stroke...but it's not from the mattress. And on a sping mattress, that quart of lube would have tipped over by now. And see how the memory foam springs back to shape when he stops shoving the other guy's head into the pillow? --that's space-aged technology...for your home."

    That's classy.