What is your most embarassing moment.

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    Oct 29, 2011 3:04 PM GMT
    I lived with some friends in a condo. Had the downstairs bedroom with a big picture widow with a bamboo like blind. It looked out on a common area of the complex which always had a few people. For months I walked around naked in that room, and I sure I played with myself (I was 19). One day I left the light on in the room and when I came home that night, I realized the blind was see through when lit from behind. Never went out the front door of that condo againicon_redface.gif
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    Oct 29, 2011 3:54 PM GMT
    I went shopping with my friends one day and during the the intense traffic because it was a holiday, we had to stay in the car for over 3 hrs. By about 1.5 hrs into the trip, I already had this urge to do number #1. I tried to hold it in as much as I could but eventually just I just couldn't do it anymore. So I had to do the unthinkable and pee into a plastic bottle. The car had only two guys, and I was one of them. I was so embarrassed that night. Awful!!!
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    Oct 29, 2011 4:00 PM GMT
    There are a lot. One which springs to mind is walking in on my cousin's friend (a girl) while she was on the toilet. I was an adolescent twelve haha.

    My dad found some slightly gay youtube searches in my internet history once, but we just never spoke of it after the initial "What the hell is this?"... Awkward xD
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    Oct 29, 2011 4:27 PM GMT
    LOTS of examples...all too many. icon_redface.gif Here's one:

    I gave a guy a BJ between stalls in a "notorious" men's room. Moaning with appreciation up to and after the point of no return, he squirted a heavy load all over the floor. Good tidy Gay guy that I am, I mopped up and flushed the aftermath before washing my hands and leaving. It wasn't until after I'd passed numerous people and left the building that I happened to touch my face - and found that a glob of my suckee's jizz had landed on the middle of my left cheek!
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    Oct 29, 2011 4:45 PM GMT
    I was at a dinner party and the host mentioned he'd been in the original cast of "Crazy For You," to which I responded "I was there opening night, which character did you play again?" His response? "The black one."
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    Oct 29, 2011 8:32 PM GMT
    This would be up there on the list for me:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1915981
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    Oct 29, 2011 8:34 PM GMT
    It would have to be today after cussing an asshole out on one of my dedication photos. Now i feel stupid about it because he was not worth it
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    Oct 29, 2011 8:41 PM GMT
    At work, was giving a girl scout tour at the fire station.... I was showing them the master steam on the fire engine and a strong gust of wind turned the water stream on the whole pack, it's very difficult to round up and calm down a group of screaming, wet, hysterical girl scouts I found out shortly after, I seriously wanted somebody to shoot me, awful
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    Oct 29, 2011 8:44 PM GMT
    TriAthInCA saidI lived with some friends in a condo. Had the downstairs bedroom with a big picture widow with a bamboo like blind. It looked out on a common area of the complex which always had a few people. For months I walked around naked in that room, and I sure I played with myself (I was 19). One day I left the light on in the room and when I came home that night, I realized the blind was see through when lit from behind. Never went out the front door of that condo againicon_redface.gif


    You didn't hear any complaints, though....did you?
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  • shred_thegnar

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    Oct 29, 2011 8:51 PM GMT
    smoking into a parked snowmobile when I turned a corner at my ski resort, while skiing.

    or

    tripping full out on one of the street car tracks in toronto.
  • mizu5

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    Oct 29, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    tripping on television while accepting a medal for gymnastics.

    I'm not that co-ordinated apparently.
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    Oct 29, 2011 9:12 PM GMT
    Went to the doc to have my boys checked out.
    Hate going to the doc for anything, but especially that.
    After explaining the sensitivity issue down there to a couple of nurses, it was show time.
    "Take off your trousers and underwear", the nurse ordered, "the doctor will come in about 10 minutes".

    Had just left the office and was in a shirt and tie.
    I stalled - unbuckled and rebuckled my belt a couple of times, not being crazy about parting with my pants before I had to.

    Finally, I manned up and dropped trou.
    And just as I was folding my boxershorts over the back of a chair there was a quick knock and the door opened.
    A pretty, young woman walks in....she stops, eyes big, staring at my tool swinging below my shirt tails...then quick eye contact....then my tool again.
    "I...I think....I'm....I'm in the wrong...wrong room", she stammers and quickly backs out, clearly rattled.

    Hey, at least my boys checked out A OK.

    EDIT: btw, she was the doctor. came back in about 5 minutes and was composed.
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    Oct 29, 2011 9:13 PM GMT
    Getting a BJ in a bathroom stall and getting walked in on by someone who wanted to use the toilet for its actual intended purpose, lol.

    In B4 YCYL.jpg ....
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    Oct 29, 2011 9:18 PM GMT
    During an English test in my freshman year of high school, I farted so loud that my teacher yelled at me, after the entire class stopped laughing.
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    Oct 29, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    Working at a hardware store I had just got done working with a lady and sold her a tablesaw; went to use the bathroom right after that and realized I had some chocolate on my face and my fly was down.