My Mother...

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    May 27, 2008 9:48 PM GMT
    Has no Idea her little man likes little men.



    So we're doing like all great americans and watching american gladiators the other night and she brings this to my attention about "Titan"



    Apparently she thinks he's totally gay.
    I just don't see it. (i think she said it was his hair or something) but I just don't get that vibe from the guy.


    any thoughts?

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    May 27, 2008 9:55 PM GMT
    I agree with your mom.

    titan_0325.jpg
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    May 27, 2008 9:59 PM GMT
    Mums know best.
    She knows you like little men,
    not someone like Titan.

    Have you met Zimatarrie Bradshaw-Preston?
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/190590/
    Could you be her MR. BIG?icon_eek.gif
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    May 27, 2008 10:34 PM GMT
    Buckwheet saidI agree with your mom.

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    Oh dear gawd I hope not!
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    May 27, 2008 10:38 PM GMT
    Buckwheet saidI agree with your mom.

    titan_0325.jpg



    haha.

    course, after seeing that picture; it appears he wants to rassle.
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    May 27, 2008 10:46 PM GMT
    I think he looks gay as hell. Look at the coy smirk in his eyes. Primmed golden locks. All oiled up. Yeah.
    He looks like the Master Race Specimen #1, and we all know about them types!

    Photographer did too good of a job, meaning poor. Should have kept one side of his face in shadow, it accentuates masculinity, and told him to drop the smirk. Would be a great picture for a one of the female athletes. Soft but with the edge of masculinity imposed by the shadows on the right side of the face. Shiny skin, well yeah, if you use lotion. They even have a hair light. icon_lol.gif

    It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again! hahahah
  • ShawnTX

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    May 27, 2008 11:02 PM GMT
    Your mother knows your gay, and Titan looks gayer than zimmie in a dress.
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    May 27, 2008 11:17 PM GMT
    Zimster is manlier (and more fun) then this plastic looking guy.

    Mothers usually suspect before the fathers regarding their child's sexual orientation. My mom suspected long before my Dad and I was not exhibiting any obvious signs. The only clue was my stubborn refusal to date or express any interest in members of the opposite sex.
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    May 27, 2008 11:21 PM GMT

    Don't Hate Me

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    May 27, 2008 11:24 PM GMT
    That Guy WANTS people to think that he is Gay. Every publicity is good publicity.

    As for Mothers and knowing about that stuff. They usually see the signs, but ignore them and hope this is just a fase. My Dad still thinks I am just to shy to date girls and this whole gay thing is only in my head. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 27, 2008 11:36 PM GMT
    lilTanker said[quote][cite]Buckwheet said[/cite]I agree with your mom.

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    Oh dear gawd I hope not![/quote]


    Wow that's as close to living breathing Ken doll as I've ever seen

    Isn't sexuality a moot point if he has a pair of permanent plastic molded pair of Y-fronts
  • EricLA

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    May 28, 2008 12:25 AM GMT
    Funk,

    Time to come out to Mom so she can help you find men to date.

    Okay, just kidding.

    Partly.

    Eric
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    May 28, 2008 3:45 AM GMT
    Do you think your mom is baiting you? Moms know nearly everything about their kids, certainly when it comes to the gay question. Even if they freak out when it's confirmed, they still know deep down.

    PS: Great screen name.
  • ShawnTX

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    May 28, 2008 3:46 AM GMT
    caslon said

    Don't Hate Me



    ROFL...that's great. I'll have to send that to my Mom.
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    May 28, 2008 3:58 AM GMT
    zimster saidMums know best.
    She knows you like little men,
    not someone like Titan.

    Have you met Zimatarrie Bradshaw-Preston?
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/190590/
    Could you be her MR. BIG?icon_eek.gif


    I thought muttskins was your Mr. Big, or maybe he is just big... down there icon_twisted.gif
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    May 28, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
    ShawnTO said[quote][cite]caslon said[/cite]

    Don't Hate Me

    ROFL...that's great. I'll have to send that to my Mom.



    You have a ...

    mom?


    j/k .... you know me ...great kidder ...hahahahahaa
  • ShawnTX

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    May 28, 2008 4:12 AM GMT
    Well, she makes claims against it, but I think she's lying. Mommie?...Mommie?
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    May 28, 2008 5:32 AM GMT
    Obscenewish can be your mom too...

    icon_question.gif don't ask
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    May 28, 2008 6:20 AM GMT
    titan_0325.jpg[/quote]

    I kinda expect her..*cough*.. herm to be wearing a tutu underneath.
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    May 28, 2008 11:17 AM GMT
    Jrdnstatz saidObscenewish can be your mom too...

    icon_question.gif don't ask

    You'll always be my only child, Jrdn.
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    May 28, 2008 2:55 PM GMT
    Titan does come off a bit gay, but its Alex Castor or "Militia" who has a bit of a pink checkered past. He was a Colt model and modeled for muslehunks and others.

    American Gladiators' Alex Castro and His (Extensive) Gay Porn Past

    http://rodonline.typepad.com/rodonline/2007/12/american-gladia.html
    Somewhere out there, a publicist is preparing a press release that says. "He was young and needed the money."

    Before he joined the cast of NBC's recently relaunched American Gladiators and began wielding gigantic Q-tip shaped battle thingies, Alex Castro, the drop-dead gorgeous massive mound of muscle, was wielding more "personal" and impressive clubs as a highly-paid gay porn model. Much of the overnight controversy over Alex's history in Porn Valley for his work at COLT as "Elian Cortez" but actually Alex Castro posed as, well, "Alex Castro", for a number of muscle worship studios (NSFW), Playgirl, and his recent star turn in Cirque du Soleil's Zumanity.

    This morning, producers at American Gladiators have a clever, albeit revisionist spin to Alex's previous work: "It looks like all he did for COLT was to pose for some nude photos with no involvment in films of any kind." Not entirely true. Alex Castro has appeared in several films which are uploaded at his Yahoo Group (NSFW)—although not at COLT and in, umm, solo settings. A simple Google search could have revealed this, but, not that we're complaining.

    American Gladiators will be NBC's new must-see-tv.
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    May 28, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
    XRuggerATX saidDo you think your mom is baiting you? Moms know nearly everything about their kids, certainly when it comes to the gay question. Even if they freak out when it's confirmed, they still know deep down.

    PS: Great screen name.



    eh, no not really.

    I'm bi and have had a steady girlfriend for over three years now; so I don't think she's really got any flags up. :/



    but...

    you never know.