Birds: The Horror...

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    Oct 30, 2011 8:50 PM GMT
    Fucking woodpeckers!

    The damned things drive me crazy every autumn, but they are unusually aggressive this year. Pounding and clawing to get in, on every side of the house. Zillions of hollow trees in the woods that they could pound on but no, they have to make a giant drum-set out of my eaves.

    Fucking zombie rats of the sky.

    I can't even get up there without renting an expensive man-lift and wasting a couple of days. In the past, I've stapled up brown sheet metal over the areas the the birds penetrated, and hung up "repellent" tinsel. Great. So I've supplied them with snare drums and disco lights. icon_rolleyes.gif

    While I was out last night, a couple of them achieved penetration into the truss area, and apparently tried to worm their way through the plenum space around the chimney and into the great room. Now they're stuck up there, dead, with their beady little dead evil eyes watching everything I do. Yeah, it's a great halloween decoration, but I guess I'll have to rent scaffolding to go up there and remove the fuckers before long.


    Happy freakin halloween icon_evil.gif
  • commoncoll

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    Oct 30, 2011 9:16 PM GMT
    Ha ha ha
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    Oct 30, 2011 10:02 PM GMT