Porn is so cheesy and boring

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    Oct 31, 2011 11:50 PM GMT
    Still can't make it through more than 45 seconds of a porno without laughing at the dubbed exaggerated breathing, then getting bored and closing the tab.

    ...how many of you can watch a porno and NOT get bored? Like seriously it's as interesting as staring at the cars driving by outside.
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    Nov 01, 2011 12:49 AM GMT
    thats why you watch porn with guys who are 30+ it's usually a lot hotter than 18-26 year olds. They try to hard in porn.


    Menover30.com ftw
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    Nov 01, 2011 12:49 AM GMT
    I stopped when I moved out here. It got awkward when I saw Paul Wagner at my gym and I was all like "wow I literally just jerked off to you on my comp"
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    Nov 01, 2011 12:54 AM GMT
    Defenseon saidthats why you watch porn with guys who are 30+ it's usually a lot hotter than 18-26 year olds. They try to hard in porn.


    Menover30.com ftw


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    Nov 01, 2011 12:56 AM GMT
    Chainers saidI stopped when I moved out here. It got awkward when I saw Paul Wagner at my gym and I was all like "wow I literally just jerked off to you on my comp"


    OMG I WOULD HAVE DIEEEEEEEEED. HE IS MY BOYFREN AND HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.
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    Nov 01, 2011 12:58 AM GMT
    Boring cheesy porn is boring and cheesy. Good porn is good.
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    Nov 01, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    Porn doesn't bore me... It's the sex for single, un-sexed losers out there icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 01, 2011 1:01 AM GMT
    Dangit Frosted, seriously????
  • wellwell

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    Nov 01, 2011 1:04 AM GMT
    I miss the slow motion climaxes from multiple angles.

    Agreed, it's all cheezy w/ few exceptions ( havn't purchased or rented any in 3.5 years, & gave away all my old ones when I escaped Calif.)

  • Nov 01, 2011 1:15 AM GMT
    I feel the same way too, it's boring most of the time. And they never do thing the way I fantasize about them icon_cool.gif.
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    Nov 01, 2011 1:30 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes saidStill can't make it through more than 45 seconds of a porno without laughing at the dubbed exaggerated breathing, then getting bored and closing the tab.


    Oh. This sounds like FREE porn. The good stuff costs money.
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    Nov 01, 2011 1:42 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidBoring cheesy porn is boring and cheesy. Good porn is good.


    I agree with this!
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    Nov 01, 2011 1:45 AM GMT
    Trollileo saiden.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

    This kind of cheesy?


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  • JP85257

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    Nov 01, 2011 1:46 AM GMT
    Ya know whats even worse? Try living with a gay porn "star." I told him if I ever see his dick on film or at the house I would cut it off and end his career.
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    Nov 01, 2011 1:55 AM GMT
    When I tended bar at a rough 'n raunchy sinbin
    in the sailor's quarter many years ago, my first
    exposure was to the classic stuff from the 70s.
    Woodsy settings, natural builds, a wide variety
    of men, gritty image quality, dodgy lighting and
    featuring real toughs from the society's margins.

    Years later I had a flatmate with this closet full
    of VHS tapes -- a walk-in closet. When no one
    was about I'd occassionly endeavour to take in
    as many as I could in one sitting without being
    found out, often fastforwarding through an entire
    video hoping to gleam something of what I had
    previously known and liked, but to no avail. The
    whole collection was all 80s-early 90s and only
    of the 'jock' variety. Very hot. I'd never seen this.
    But it very quickly became very boring'n'cheesy.

    To this day I've never gone back to revisit those.
    I like the rougher, darker ones that I catch some
    glimpses of at times when in those raunchy bars,
    but I haven't watched them in well over a decade
    unless I'm over at some guy's place, and he/they
    get off on it. I never bothered to pay for one either,
    because it so quickly becomes...boring 'n cheesy.

    I'm unable to post images, but if I could, I'd try to
    find the photo of the morbidly obese old slob in his
    dingy dirty disheveled home office that I once saw
    in one of those gay X review catalogs in a sexshop.
    The caption read: "Chief Porn Reviewer and Critic"
    That image is permanently branded into my brain.
    Gross.
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    Nov 01, 2011 1:58 AM GMT
    I tend to like porn only if you can see a connection between the guys.

    Passion is dead in most porn.
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    Nov 01, 2011 2:00 AM GMT
    It's only good porn if the bottom is completely hard when he's being topped. Completely soft bottom? Baaaad poooooorn.
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    Nov 01, 2011 2:02 AM GMT
    Sometimes I watch straight porn because I find the "plots" to be hilarious. (Gigantic tits erasing chalk on a chalkboard...gets me every time).

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    Nov 01, 2011 2:08 AM GMT
    Maybe you're watching the wrong porn with the wrong actor(ress) and the wrong directors and the wrong editors.

    Or you're just watching too much porn. They all kinda look the same after a while.

    Channel 1. Buff young blond guy fucking skinny blond guy.
    Channel 2. Buff young blond guy fucking short blond guy.
    Channel 3. Buff young blond guy fucking ugly blond guy.
    Channel 4. Buff young blond guy fucking old blond guy.
    Channel 5. Buff young blond guy fucking blond transvestite.
    Channel 6. Buff young blond guy fucking blond female whore.

    It gets real boring after a while for sure.
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    Nov 01, 2011 2:10 AM GMT
    But aren't we all porn stars in one way or another... whether we've done "videos" or not. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 01, 2011 2:14 AM GMT
    Cityaznguy saidMaybe you're watching the wrong porn with the wrong actor(ress) and the wrong directors and the wrong editors.

    Or you're just watching too much porn. They all kinda look the same after a while.

    Channel 1. Buff young blond guy fucking skinny blond guy.
    Channel 2. Buff young blond guy fucking short blond guy.
    Channel 3. Buff young blond guy fucking ugly blond guy.
    Channel 4. Buff young blond guy fucking old blond guy.
    Channel 5. Buff young blond guy fucking blond transvestite.
    Channel 6. Buff young blond guy fucking blond female whore.

    It gets real boring after a while for sure.


    LOL!!

    Sort of paraphrases what I was saying about the 80s stuff I overdosed on.

    Anything but pornofied Hollywood himbos! Anything! And in small doses! And never alone!
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    Nov 01, 2011 2:14 AM GMT
    Cityaznguy saidMaybe you're watching the wrong porn with the wrong actor(ress) and the wrong directors and the wrong editors.

    Or you're just watching too much porn. They all kinda look the same after a while.

    Channel 1. Buff young blond guy fucking skinny blond guy.
    Channel 2. Buff young blond guy fucking short blond guy.
    Channel 3. Buff young blond guy fucking ugly blond guy.
    Channel 4. Buff young blond guy fucking old blond guy.
    Channel 5. Buff young blond guy fucking blond transvestite.
    Channel 6. Buff young blond guy fucking blond female whore.

    It gets real boring after a while for sure.


    You had me at young buff blond guy <3
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    Nov 01, 2011 2:17 AM GMT
    45 secs? really? it takes that long 2 figure out the plot. (hahaha)
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    Nov 01, 2011 2:24 AM GMT
    tailgater_3 said45 secs? really? it takes that long 2 figure out the plot. (hahaha)


    There's plot?
  • mrsmithers

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    Nov 01, 2011 2:24 AM GMT
    Agreed.. Porn sucks.. I use my imagination..