What you're best one-liner with a new gay friend ?

• iconforus
  
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  Nov 03, 2011 7:29 PM GMT

  Mine is
  
  I'm at the age where I want two boys . In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
  
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  My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
  
  ok that one was shitty
  
  

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  Nov 03, 2011 9:16 PM GMT

  When I was 27, I had a boyfriend who was 38. One drunken night I jokingly told him that when he turns 40, I'm trading him in for two 20's.
  
  Coincidentally, shortly after he turned 40, we broke up (peacefully - careers took us in different directions). A couple weeks later I went to the bar for a few drinks, and hooked up with two 20 year olds.

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• calibro
  
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  Nov 03, 2011 9:27 PM GMT

  i can proofread anything you write before anyone else laughs

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  Nov 03, 2011 9:29 PM GMT

  the only thing i can think of is:
  
  I betcha my torque wrench is bigger than yours

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  Nov 03, 2011 9:29 PM GMT

  paulflexes saidWhen I was 27, I had a boyfriend who was 38. One drunken night I jokingly told him that when he turns 40, I'm trading him in for two 20's.
  
  Coincidentally, shortly after he turned 40, we broke up (peacefully - careers took us in different directions). A couple weeks later I went to the bar for a few drinks, and hooked up with two 20 year olds.

  
  
  omg lol!

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  Nov 03, 2011 10:40 PM GMT

  calibro saidi can proofread anything you write before anyone else laughs

  
  You're pretty strict for a dude in his underpants.
  
  
  
  Here's a comment I like from a guy's profile:
  ....men are easy to understand. We have two emotions, horny and hungry. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich!

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  Nov 03, 2011 10:45 PM GMT

  paulflexes saidWhen I was 27, I had a boyfriend who was 38. One drunken night I jokingly told him that when he turns 40, I'm trading him in for two 20's.
  
  Coincidentally, shortly after he turned 40, we broke up (peacefully - careers took us in different directions). A couple weeks later I went to the bar for a few drinks, and hooked up with two 20 year olds.

  
  And Paul my friend, how old are you now?

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  Nov 03, 2011 10:59 PM GMT

  Lady Gaga.
  
  Instant besties. Haha. Funny enough though my best friend right now started talking to me cause I just said "Lady Gaga" for whatever random reason I did and we just went off about how much we love her for being a crazy bitch. LOL!
  
  Haha.

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  Nov 03, 2011 11:01 PM GMT

  I'm fond of the only thing I have written in my profile...
  
  
  My pen is there always - as inner dreams.
  My penis - the real ways a sinner dreams.

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  Nov 03, 2011 11:06 PM GMT

  Beaux said

  calibro saidi can proofread anything you write before anyone else laughs

  
  You're pretty strict for a dude in his underpants.
  
  
  
  Here's a comment I like from a guy's profile:
  ....men are easy to understand. We have two emotions, horny and hungry. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich!

  
  
  
  lol, if you can make me a yummy sandwich I'm yours, heheh (not really, but it helps)

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  Nov 04, 2011 2:01 PM GMT

  The best one I heard recently is . . .
  
  They say that 50 is the new 40, but, when you're as gay as I am, 50 is the new 75.
  
  Being 48, that is a sardonic laugh you hear coming from me.
  
  

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• stratavos
  
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  Nov 04, 2011 2:41 PM GMT

  double entendres tend to work fairly well ;) especially as long as they don't raise the sexual tension

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  Nov 04, 2011 2:54 PM GMT

  This effeminate guy I met was a nice guy, who ive become good friends with. But don't piss him off. One time a really rude guy did something really inconsiderate that offended my friend.
  
  My friend looked at the rude guy and said, "Bitch, I will torch you."
  
  I have never forgotten that phrase ever since.

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  Nov 04, 2011 2:56 PM GMT

  Can I put my dick in you?

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  Nov 04, 2011 3:02 PM GMT

  "Don't be a slut like some of these guys --- they've seen more cox than Deborah"

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• Latenight30
  
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  Nov 04, 2011 3:35 PM GMT

  Didn't we go to school together? I didn't know you liked boys back then.

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• SomeSiciliano...
  
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  Nov 04, 2011 3:41 PM GMT

  
  
  I tell my trampy best buddy all the time: "i'm not casting stones.....im just passing judgement".

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  Nov 04, 2011 3:59 PM GMT

  GrowAPair saidCan I put my dick in you?

  
  
  Ok ahem that's pretty direct man...strong, male and direct !
  
  

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  Nov 04, 2011 4:00 PM GMT

  Latenight30 saidDidn't we go to school together? I didn't know you liked boys back then.

  
  
  OK i think this is the best one so far for teenyboppers

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