What you're best one-liner with a new gay friend ?

  • iconforus

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    Nov 03, 2011 7:29 PM GMT
    Mine is

    I'm at the age where I want two boys . In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

    and

    My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

    ok that one was shitty

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    Nov 03, 2011 9:16 PM GMT
    When I was 27, I had a boyfriend who was 38. One drunken night I jokingly told him that when he turns 40, I'm trading him in for two 20's.

    Coincidentally, shortly after he turned 40, we broke up (peacefully - careers took us in different directions). A couple weeks later I went to the bar for a few drinks, and hooked up with two 20 year olds. icon_lol.gif
  • calibro

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    Nov 03, 2011 9:27 PM GMT
    i can proofread anything you write before anyone else laughs
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    Nov 03, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    the only thing i can think of is:

    I betcha my torque wrench is bigger than yours
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    Nov 03, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidWhen I was 27, I had a boyfriend who was 38. One drunken night I jokingly told him that when he turns 40, I'm trading him in for two 20's.

    Coincidentally, shortly after he turned 40, we broke up (peacefully - careers took us in different directions). A couple weeks later I went to the bar for a few drinks, and hooked up with two 20 year olds. icon_lol.gif


    omg lol!
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    Nov 03, 2011 10:40 PM GMT
    calibro saidi can proofread anything you write before anyone else laughs

    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gifYou're pretty strict for a dude in his underpants.
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    Here's a comment I like from a guy's profile:
    ....men are easy to understand. We have two emotions, horny and hungry. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich!
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    Nov 03, 2011 10:45 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidWhen I was 27, I had a boyfriend who was 38. One drunken night I jokingly told him that when he turns 40, I'm trading him in for two 20's.

    Coincidentally, shortly after he turned 40, we broke up (peacefully - careers took us in different directions). A couple weeks later I went to the bar for a few drinks, and hooked up with two 20 year olds. icon_lol.gif

    And Paul my friend, how old are you now? icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 03, 2011 10:59 PM GMT
    Lady Gaga.

    Instant besties. Haha. Funny enough though my best friend right now started talking to me cause I just said "Lady Gaga" for whatever random reason I did and we just went off about how much we love her for being a crazy bitch. LOL!

    Haha.
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    Nov 03, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    I'm fond of the only thing I have written in my profile...


    My pen is there always - as inner dreams.
    My penis - the real ways a sinner dreams.
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    Nov 03, 2011 11:06 PM GMT
    Beaux said
    calibro saidi can proofread anything you write before anyone else laughs

    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gifYou're pretty strict for a dude in his underpants.
    icon_razz.gif


    Here's a comment I like from a guy's profile:
    ....men are easy to understand. We have two emotions, horny and hungry. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich!



    lol, if you can make me a yummy sandwich I'm yours, heheh (not really, but it helps)
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:01 PM GMT
    The best one I heard recently is . . .

    They say that 50 is the new 40, but, when you're as gay as I am, 50 is the new 75.

    Being 48, that is a sardonic laugh you hear coming from me.

  • stratavos

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    Nov 04, 2011 2:41 PM GMT
    double entendres tend to work fairly well ;) especially as long as they don't raise the sexual tension
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:54 PM GMT
    This effeminate guy I met was a nice guy, who ive become good friends with. But don't piss him off. One time a really rude guy did something really inconsiderate that offended my friend.

    My friend looked at the rude guy and said, "Bitch, I will torch you."

    I have never forgotten that phrase ever since.
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:56 PM GMT
    Can I put my dick in you?
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Nov 04, 2011 3:02 PM GMT
    "Don't be a slut like some of these guys --- they've seen more cox than Deborah" icon_eek.gif
  • Latenight30

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    Nov 04, 2011 3:35 PM GMT
    Didn't we go to school together? I didn't know you liked boys back then.
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    Nov 04, 2011 3:41 PM GMT


    I tell my trampy best buddy all the time: "i'm not casting stones.....im just passing judgement".
  • iconforus

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    Nov 04, 2011 3:59 PM GMT
    GrowAPair saidCan I put my dick in you?


    Ok ahem that's pretty direct man...strong, male and direct !

  • iconforus

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    Nov 04, 2011 4:00 PM GMT
    Latenight30 saidDidn't we go to school together? I didn't know you liked boys back then.


    OK i think this is the best one so far for teenyboppers