Anyone else have THIS problem?

  • JP85257

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    Nov 03, 2011 11:38 PM GMT
    I was thinking to myself today after talking shit to a COMPLETE stranger due to her looks. Here is why.

    I was crossing a street by my house and was walking past a bus stop. There was a rather large lady with a younger lady and 2 kids. One of the kids was a little girl. The larger lady smacked the little girls hand and said: "Where did you learn manners from?" To which I respond with: "Says the lady with her legs splayed like she has something for sale and her FUPA hanging out....."

    Maybe I should start grinding up Xanax in to my cereal in the morning. I cant find any way to be nice or pleasant lately.
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    Nov 03, 2011 11:44 PM GMT
    I try not to hit my cunty quotient everyday, it's hard sometimes but if I max it out I feel like shit.

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    Nov 03, 2011 11:45 PM GMT
    Im pretty sure she is trying to figure out what a FUPA is still.
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:17 AM GMT
    At least she didn't slap the child's hand with her FUPA. THAT would have required an intervention.
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:24 AM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidAt least she didn't slap the child's hand with her FUPA. THAT would have required an intervention.

    It was more of the fact that I was offended by the way she looked and speaking to the little girl like she was.
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    Me and my buddies were sitting in a restaraunt next to a table of drunk goth people. There was one huge chick in fish net stockings. She was falling all over because she was so drunk and dropping things on the floor. Her purse dumped off the table, so she bent down in her incredibly short skirt and picked everything up. "I think Ive got everything" she responded. My friend turned, and while everyone in the restaraunt was looking at her scene, he said loudly "But not your dignity" We paid the cheque and left shortly after, and the goths followed us out. They were yelling at us. We got in my car, and the Goths got in their's, the large woman sticking her upper body through the sunroof, getting stuck. We started yelling "Free Willy! It's stuck in some netting!" and drove off, her still flailing.
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    Sensing a recurring theme here lol.
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:35 AM GMT
    I don't like to make fun of overweight people. My mom is overweight, and it's a source of deep shame for most.
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:41 AM GMT
    OK. I get everyone needing to cut loose once in a while and have a laugh. But really, does it have to be at the expense of others? Particularly those that probably have a rough time of it as it is? I have overweight friends and I'd be fighting mad if I heard anyone making mean spirited and derogatory comments towards them.

  • gsh1964

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    Nov 04, 2011 12:42 AM GMT
    People who make fun of fat people should spend a day in a fat suit like Tyra Banks and that New Jersey housewife did... then you will really know the pain of spending a day in a fat suit counting the hours until people stop harrassing you and taking the hot sweaty thing off. You will really know the pain of being fat....... NOT!!

    LOL!!

    I really don't like to judge fat people, however, I love judging beautiful people who wear fat suits thinking they really know what overweight people really go through. The beautiful people are flippin' stupid!! icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:46 AM GMT
    front upper pussy area

    also known as a

    vagomach
  • creature

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    Nov 04, 2011 12:50 AM GMT
    Don't have this problem. I'm not an asshole.
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
    creature saidDon't have this problem. I'm not an asshole.


    Love it! icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 04, 2011 12:56 AM GMT
    Miserable, shallow people get off on being disrespectful/rude to others.
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    Nov 04, 2011 1:16 AM GMT
    I want one of these.

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    Nov 04, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    creature saidDon't have this problem. I'm not an asshole.
    ditto
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    Nov 04, 2011 1:37 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    creature saidDon't have this problem. I'm not an asshole.
    I AM!
    Oh bullshit! LMAO.
  • LJay

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    Nov 04, 2011 2:01 AM GMT
    Trollileo, you have SUCH potential.

    Sounds to me like the OP was talking more about being out of control than making wisecracks.

    I have a friend with a serious anger problem and it gets pretty rough at times. Me? I take these pills that really do help. Not for everybody.

    Best thing to do is to get help.
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
    creature saidDon't have this problem. I'm not an asshole.


    Well said!
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  • monet

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    Nov 04, 2011 2:13 AM GMT
    so_authentic saidfront upper pussy area

    also known as a

    vagomach


    I believe it is Fat Upper Pubic Area as men can have a FUPA as well as women.
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:24 AM GMT
    i have not this problem, having been teased and tormented for just about every conceivable thing (except, ironically, being gay) from kindergarten through the first two years of college, i know what its like. That being said, it pisses me off when (and i've seen this) a whale will take the very last power cart at the grocery right in front of an obviously rickety elderly woman. I respect elderly people, i've even given people rides home in the rain before (our rain is serious shit). So when i see that kind of disrespect it pisses me off. Now, pick a fight with me and i will burn your eyebrows off with my dragon-breathed response style. I might even drop you if you get physical (its happened). But i don't go around insulting people unless they do something to provoke a response.
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:27 AM GMT
    Bustamante said
    creature saidDon't have this problem. I'm not an asshole.
    Well said!
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:34 AM GMT
    Eh, I'd probably do the same thing...
    If what you said it true, she was wearing a mumu or something similar that was too small, therefore offensive... At the same time she was disturbing the peace of you and her daughter...


    Just two days ago an older woman was arguing extremely loudly inside Target on her phone (which was on speaker). She was screaming, on the verge of tears... You could hear her argument across a few aisles. This went on for almost 10 minutes as I shopped...

    At one point, she yelled to her phone, "I DON'T CARE!!! HOW DOES IT HELP ME TO HEAR THAT?!".

    From the other side of the store, I yelled, "I don't know, bitch, but it DEFINITELY doesn't help me. SHUT UP!"

    A few people approached and thanked me at the register later.. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    For the imagination impaired, an FUPA (fatty upper pubic area) :

    fupa.jpg

    funny-fupa-13.jpg

    Sadly, most Americans have one, although these two cases above are extreme examples.

    I avoid jokes at heavier people's expense, having been once one myself. Obesity should perhaps be regarded as a disease that needs to be treated as such.
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    Nov 04, 2011 2:56 AM GMT
    RoadsterRacer87 said... That being said, it pisses me off when (and i've seen this) a whale will take the very last power cart at the grocery right in front of an obviously rickety elderly woman. I respect elderly people, i've even given people rides home in the rain before (our rain is serious shit). .


    Even worse is when a (somewhat) fit 20-something takes the powercarts at all.

    Get your damned lazy self up and walk with a push cart like everyone else...