what would you do if a guy said this on a first date?

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    Nov 04, 2011 3:02 AM GMT
    so i was hanging out with a guy i met at a club, no bfd, and one of the creepy things he said was "i want to hear you burp and fart"

    im not sure if i should just be amused or run into a dark corner and protect my crotch and ass with some type of lethal torture device
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    Nov 04, 2011 3:29 AM GMT
    electro2089 saidso i was hanging out with a guy i met at a club, no bfd, and one of the creepy things he said was "i want to hear you burp and fart"

    im not sure if i should just be amused or run into a dark corner and protect my crotch and ass with some type of lethal torture device


    I'd go for the second option. That's fucking weird. Was he serious?
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    Nov 04, 2011 3:34 AM GMT
    Eww that's guys a disgusting filthy pig. Dump him. Dump him right now
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    AlexanderB said
    electro2089 saidso i was hanging out with a guy i met at a club, no bfd, and one of the creepy things he said was "i want to hear you burp and fart"

    im not sure if i should just be amused or run into a dark corner and protect my crotch and ass with some type of lethal torture device


    I'd go for the second option. That's fucking weird. Was he serious?


    i would really like to think he wasnt. but i think running as far away as possible is my best hope
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:15 AM GMT
    lol thats a little odd, id laugh it off.. and pretend he didnt say it.
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:16 AM GMT
    test coy-ly offer the burp, but condition the other. make it a "trade" :p if he disagrees, then walk
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:17 AM GMT
    Id laugh .. nothing else... laugh my ass off actually... and call him wierd
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:17 AM GMT
    electro2089 saidso i was hanging out with a guy i met at a club, no bfd, and one of the creepy things he said was "i want to hear you burp and fart"


    what were the other creepy things he said? lol
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:18 AM GMT
    I'd run for the mothafuckin door boo.

    Hahaha groossss.
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:19 AM GMT
    Two Words: FUCKED UP!
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:20 AM GMT
    It's a little unusual...but something that a teenage girl would call "creepy."
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:22 AM GMT
    notadumbjock said
    electro2089 saidso i was hanging out with a guy i met at a club, no bfd, and one of the creepy things he said was "i want to hear you burp and fart"


    what were the other creepy things he said? lol


    omfg i think ive blocked them from my mind...but he started holding my hand within like 3 minutes

    and later he licked my shoulder and told me it was salty!
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    i refer to a discussion thread of mine in the past...

    RED FLAG!!!!!
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:32 AM GMT
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    Did you ask if he was serious?
    Did it relate to what you had been talking about in any way? Fart jokes or awkward pickup lines?
    I've had fun coming up with awkward pickup lines on a date before, you joke back and forth who makes the most awkward line... It's kinda fun.

    Still, if it was supposed to be funny or was just out of the blue, I would have asked what he meant. That way I would know then and there if the date could continue or If I should run like a cat on fire.

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    Nov 04, 2011 4:34 AM GMT
    ah, so that line wasn't the only thing he did...
    ask him to politely leave you alone. <- that's normally a good start ;) if things persist, if there's security, mention that he's (sexually?) harassing you.
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:39 AM GMT
    I would have told him "EWW!! And no amount of Viagra or Cialis will ever get me hard for you"icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:40 AM GMT
    ...i had someone offer to pay me five grand to let him do that...i was so traumatized i didn't leave my apartment for a month
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:41 AM GMT
    Surely your facial expression gave something away.. what the fuck did he say next lol
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:41 AM GMT
    electro2089 saidso i was hanging out with a guy i met at a club, no bfd, and one of the creepy things he said was "i want to hear you burp and fart"

    im not sure if i should just be amused or run into a dark corner and protect my crotch and ass with some type of lethal torture device


    So what else did he say before the burp/fart comment that made you decide 'no no too much, too soon!'

    (People are fuckin weird. RUN!)

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    Nov 04, 2011 4:44 AM GMT
    RoadsterRacer87 said...i had someone offer to pay me five grand to let him do that...i was so traumatized i didn't leave my apartment for a month


    I don't blame you. It's worth at least 7,500 and a weekend in Vegas.

    The NERVE!!!!
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:45 AM GMT
    Cash said
    RoadsterRacer87 said...i had someone offer to pay me five grand to let him do that...i was so traumatized i didn't leave my apartment for a month


    I don't blame you. It's worth at least 7,500 and a weekend in Vegas.

    The NERVE!!!!



    NO COOKIE!!!
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:47 AM GMT
    Tell him "Sounds like marriage material to me!" If you can't burp and fart in front of your husband, then who?
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:47 AM GMT
    I'd throw up on him... and then if he got mad, I'd say I misheard the request.
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    Nov 04, 2011 4:51 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidTell him "Sounds like marriage material to me!" If you can't burp and fart in front of your husband, then who?


    I thought I was the only one seeing it this way.
    If someone said that to me, I would think he was awkward about wanting to be casual with me and me to be casual with him.
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    Nov 04, 2011 5:03 AM GMT
    Because if there wasn't quite the acoustic tone or odor he was searching for then it's a waste of time?

    Right then, time saver.