This person is my hero...

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    Nov 04, 2011 10:29 PM GMT
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    Nov 04, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    HAHAHAH. If it was for real, some pot heads likely got off free - and this lady was hopefully fired...


    Don't get me wrong, I'd do the same... But I hope she was fired.
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    Nov 04, 2011 11:16 PM GMT
    I don't know if it's real or not, but i sure hope it was. Pulling this off would totally be worth getting fired.
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    Nov 05, 2011 3:20 AM GMT
    Doubt it's real. There was some discussion about this on reddit. If it was real, then the person that spiked the brownies would have been found out by HR and gotten fired. And/or she would have gotten her ass beat for making everyone else take a drug test.

    I think the classic laxative-hidden-in-food trick is the best way to deal with food thieves. icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 05, 2011 4:25 AM GMT
    Hah. I wish I'd thought of that. I used to work in a high-security zone where some douchebag would steal the dessert from all the lunches in the breakroom fridge on weekends. They had drug tests about four times a year.
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:23 AM GMT
    Probably not real, but very funny. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:26 AM GMT
    Pot schmot. Rat poison is where it's at. You want to eliminate a big rat eating your food? You put rat poison in it. Problem solved!
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:32 AM GMT
    We had a similar situation at one place I used to work with; however instead of the marijuana someone used Ex-lax on some brownies, suffice to say we never had any problems after that of any co-worker eating another's co-worker lunch or food. Though we never figured out who it was....lolicon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:34 AM GMT
    LMAO
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:37 AM GMT
    OMG abm posted...

    No one steels my food...not really sure why?
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:38 AM GMT
    Poppy seeds would have worked, as well. There's no legal issues about using it. The offender will test positive for narcotics, but will not get a free high.
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:40 AM GMT
    Ermine saidPoppy seeds would have worked, as well. There's no legal issues about using it. The offender will test positive for narcotics, but will not get a free high.
    *stores this fact in the incomprehensibly large trivia folder inside his brain*
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:45 AM GMT
    Brownies are overrated, cookies are so much better.
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:52 AM GMT
    Go mom. Sounds like something I'd do. But true I'd do it with another not so illegal drug. lol
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:54 AM GMT
    if this is real, it is fuckin awesome!! i love her already hahaha
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:58 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    Ermine saidPoppy seeds would have worked, as well. There's no legal issues about using it. The offender will test positive for narcotics, but will not get a free high.
    *stores this fact in the incomprehensibly large trivia folder inside his brain*


    You have to eat a LOT of poppy seeds to test positive for Opiates. (Not narcotics).
    Like three tablespoons, and within like a few hours. (yay Mythbusters!)
    I have tried icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 05, 2011 7:09 AM GMT
    Made me laugh and he or she is smart
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    Nov 05, 2011 7:38 AM GMT
    At one of my previous jobs, there was a food thief. He was raiding a mini-fridge located in one of our cubicle areas. We couldn't figure out who it could be. So one of our guys setup a web cam pointed at the fridge and started recording when he left for the day. Next morning, food was missing again. Reviewed the video from the web cam, and it was one of the building security guards. He was fired on the spot. icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 05, 2011 7:43 AM GMT
    ExLax in the brownies would have made for a lesson as well.
    When put into baked goods, it's amazing how high the goods rise.
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    Nov 05, 2011 7:48 AM GMT
    CHECKMATE
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    Nov 05, 2011 2:03 PM GMT



    We had a lunch and snack stealer in our office. She helped herself to anything she wanted. It drove everyone nuts. I had an apple on my desk. She strolled by, picked it up, smelled it, told me her roommate had just come down with measles and put it back.
    Great. I told her to keep it.

    A few days later, we were in the lounge having coffee and one of the other gals got very upset about the milk in a bottle she had in the fridge going missing. Our resident mooch sipped her coffee ignoring the upset and reading a newspaper.

    THEN the milk gal said, "I've been saving that milk up all morning, whenever I lactate. I'm using a breast pump because the baby needs it and I'm afraid I'm drying up too quick...."

    Miss Mooch ran for the can, her lovely creamy coffee abandoned by the newspaper.
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    Nov 05, 2011 2:22 PM GMT
    Had the same problem at work. After the 3rd time, never had that problem again. I left a hamburger in the break room fridge with my name clearly on it.

    ...the catch? Oh yeah. It was from Chunkys Burgers here in Texas. It's called The Four Horsemen burger. "The Four Horseman is a half-pound burger topped with grilled jalapenos, serrano peppers, ghost chilies (aka Naga Jolokia), jalapeno jack cheese, and a good measure of habanero sauce"

    Strangely enough there was only one bite missing altho it was on the floor next to the fridge. It was pretty obvious to everyone who the food snatcher was. He actually quit 3 days later after everyone was laughing at him
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    Nov 05, 2011 3:00 PM GMT
    xrichx saidAt one of my previous jobs, there was a food thief. He was raiding a mini-fridge located in one of our cubicle areas. We couldn't figure out who it could be. So one of our guys setup a web cam pointed at the fridge and started recording when he left for the day. Next morning, food was missing again. Reviewed the video from the web cam, and it was one of the building security guards. He was fired on the spot. icon_lol.gif

    After-hours guards and cleaning staff are notorious thieves. Worse than food bandits are those that rifle your desk for valuables. In my San Antonio Army office our individual desks didn't lock (although the filing cabinets did), and I couldn't leave anything of value in the drawers or on the desktop, that the civilian contract cleaners would find overnight.

    And if I forgot I'd find myself minus a pocket calculator, a nice pen, loose change, a good picture frame (so you bought cheap plastic), even spare uniform insignia, as many of us kept some extra items on hand in case something ever fell off our uniform. I never understood why the US military couldn't crack down on these cleaning ladies, but the answer we got was "If you don't want it stolen, don't leave it in your desk!" The Army eschews sympathetic solutions for simpler strategies.

    As a result many of us carried briefcases (which naturally had to conform to regulation size and black color, available at the PX), and we basically worked out of them at our desks. As for our refrigerators, when we had them, our solution was to drill a big ugly hasp into the door and frame, and put a padlock on it. Those entrusted with the key or combination would unlock it in the morning, and relock it at the end of the duty day, very much like our protocol for our filing cabinets. Food theft among the soldiers and civilian staff during the day was virtually unknown.
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    Nov 05, 2011 3:15 PM GMT
    It's great! I definitely like the diuretic idea better though ( what if the brownie thief gets in a stoned car accident or something?)
    Many people suffer from constipation, so I'd double the Exlax and add a generous dose of some kind of caffiene supplement.
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    Nov 05, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
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    AWESOME! The entire thread!