Shoo fly don't bother me.

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    Nov 05, 2011 5:32 AM GMT
    and by fly i mean fruit fly

    okay so there's this girl from my therapy group who's like, a total fruit fly

    and like, here's me:
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    so i mean she's fun to talk with during the group and whatevz, but she's one of those people (i have met them before, such as in hospital when i was 16) who doesn't bother to pay attention to the anonymity rule of such groups. we are told not to use our last name when signing in, just our last initial, and usually they don't promote exchanging contact information etc.

    anyways, so she writes down her cell number and name for facebook and email address on a piece of paper and passes it to me while i'm like, paying attention to whoever was speaking.

    ok
    yeah
    cool
    i like talking to you in class but you're not the type of person i would befriend in the real world
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    and like most faghags she's totez chubz, maybe i should just be like
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    and she'd be like
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    and i'd be like
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    but unfortunately real life situations can't be solved with a clever gif combination, so i need some legit advice

    how do i ditch without being a bitch?
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:19 AM GMT
    JakeGHK saidRemind her of the rules and the purpose therein.
    but how?
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:29 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidTell her your husband doesn't allow you to have friends
    LOLOLOL that's a good one, but if one of the counselors caught wind of it they'd ask me about it and I already told them my relationship is practically flawless.
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    Nov 05, 2011 6:30 PM GMT
    You're soo not a kiwi.

    Just keep doing what you're doing, she'll take the hint eventually; hopefully not spazzing out.

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    Nov 05, 2011 6:55 PM GMT
    Jeeze Anduru - you wanna work in Fashion and you have yet to learn the art of the Death Stare?!?!?!?

    The next time she pulls one of her little stunts (ESPECIALLY if she is trying to hand you some crumpled up piece of paper with useless personal info chicken-scratched on it), look her dead in the eye, lock her gaze and without any facial expression or hint or irony simply say "I am really not interested." Keep your eyes fixed and continue to stare a hole through her skull.

    You will notice the disturbed, crooked little smile slowly droop from her too-round little face as her eyes widen into a bug-like look of surprise. Don't give in - your not done yet. Keep the look of ice daggers silently going until her shoulders round and she begins to sink lower in her folding chair. You can look away AFTER her head has been lowered and her eyes have focused on some unknown point on the floor somewhere.

    Never acknowledge her presence again no matter how much she stares or how loudly she laughs in an effort to get you to notice her.

    It may take a little practice but pretty soon it will be second nature.

    Works on shopping mall cologn snipers and chatty airline companions as well.
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    Nov 05, 2011 7:00 PM GMT
    Always starts out so light and breezy...



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    Nov 05, 2011 10:20 PM GMT
    Rodcet saidYou're soo not a kiwi.
    i'm fruity.
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    Cash saidJeeze Anduru - you wanna work in Fashion and you have yet to learn the art of the Death Stare?!?!?!?

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    It may take a little practice but pretty soon it will be second nature.

    Works on shopping mall cologne snipers and chatty airline companions as well.
    I've mastered the art of ignoring homeless people, salespeople, protesters, and other such useless trash littering the sidelines of the catwalk that is my life. I just have trouble being mean to people who aren't total douchebags.
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    Cash saidJeeze Anduru - you wanna work in Fashion and you have yet to learn the art of the Death Stare?!?!?!?

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    It may take a little practice but pretty soon it will be second nature.

    Works on shopping mall cologne snipers and chatty airline companions as well.
    I've mastered the art of ignoring homeless people, salespeople, protesters, and other such useless trash littering the sidelines of the catwalk that is my life. I just have trouble being mean to people who aren't total douchebags.


    It's not mean.

    It's concise.

    AND SINCE WHEN?!?!?!!?!
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    "Group is supposed to be a safe place for me to express my feelings and I can'r do that if I see you outside of here."
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:32 PM GMT
    Timbales said"Group is supposed to be a safe place for me to express my feelings and I can'r do that if I see you outside of here."


    Then burst into tears and threaten suicide.

    That'll fix her wagon!!!!!
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:37 PM GMT
    Cash said
    Timbales said"Group is supposed to be a safe place for me to express my feelings and I can'r do that if I see you outside of here."


    Then burst into tears and threaten suicide.

    That'll fix her wagon!!!!!


    I can cry on cue. I should drive up and help him out.
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    Cash saidIt's not mean.
    It's concise.
    AND SINCE WHEN?!?!?!!?!
    Nice people aren't easy targets for me. Dumb douchebags are.
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    Timbales said
    Cash said
    Timbales said"Group is supposed to be a safe place for me to express my feelings and I can'r do that if I see you outside of here."
    Then burst into tears and threaten suicide.
    That'll fix her wagon!!!!!
    I can cry on cue. I should drive up and help him out.
    You can pose as my husband.
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:39 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    Timbales said
    Cash said
    Timbales said"Group is supposed to be a safe place for me to express my feelings and I can'r do that if I see you outside of here."
    Then burst into tears and threaten suicide.
    That'll fix her wagon!!!!!
    I can cry on cue. I should drive up and help him out.
    You can pose as my husband.


    I'd be happy to.
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    Nov 05, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
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    I really don't care and I mean that in the most fabulous way possible
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    Nov 05, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidtumblr_li45iljuYa1qg1xpdo1_500.gif


    I really don't care and I mean that in the most fabulous way possible


    You kno, for a "military brat" you have an unusual obsession with "The Devil Wears Prada" shit.

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    Nov 05, 2011 11:04 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    Cash saidJeeze Anduru - you wanna work in Fashion and you have yet to learn the art of the Death Stare?!?!?!?

    [cut for length]

    It may take a little practice but pretty soon it will be second nature.

    Works on shopping mall cologne snipers and chatty airline companions as well.
    I've mastered the art of ignoring homeless people, salespeople, protesters, and other such useless trash littering the sidelines of the catwalk that is my life. I just have trouble being mean to people who aren't total douchebags.


    I couldn't help but notice. Homeless are "total douchebags?" Tsk tsk.
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    Nov 05, 2011 11:06 PM GMT
    RedheadedRy saidI couldn't help but notice. Homeless are "total douchebags?" Tsk tsk.
    no lol, homeless people i just ignore because i have no money to give them. i can't afford to support myself, nevermind anybody else.
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    Nov 05, 2011 11:07 PM GMT
    I_Am_English said
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidtumblr_li45iljuYa1qg1xpdo1_500.gif


    I really don't care and I mean that in the most fabulous way possible


    You kno, for a "military brat" you have an unusual obsession with "The Devil Wears Prada" shit.

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    Bitch That is my bible and I'm a fashion designer how could I not?
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    Nov 05, 2011 11:59 PM GMT
    i find this experession works best

    remember to werk the crazy eyes with the smile

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    JUST like Thomas, she will stop DEAD in her tracks if done right ;)
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    Nov 06, 2011 12:55 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    Cash saidIt's not mean.
    It's concise.
    AND SINCE WHEN?!?!?!!?!
    Nice people aren't easy targets for me. Dumb douchebags are.


    Well, how about telling her she can be a therapy session friend and that's it, no more. Tell her you are following the rules and getting therapy. Be warm and grin. You get to lead and she'll get it, if she's nice like you mentioned.

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    Nov 06, 2011 2:00 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    Rodcet saidYou're soo not a kiwi.
    i'm fruity.


    Star fruit
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    Nov 06, 2011 2:21 AM GMT
    Rodcet saidYou're soo not a kiwi.

    Just keep doing what you're doing, she'll take the hint eventually; hopefully not spazzing out.

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    God almighty! The Natalie Portman SNL thing is my favorite thing ever! Look at my profile!

    You and I like a lot of the same things: green tea ice cream, Natalie, men.
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    Nov 06, 2011 3:20 AM GMT
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    Rodcet saidYou're soo not a kiwi.

    Just keep doing what you're doing, she'll take the hint eventually; hopefully not spazzing out.

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    V or that... icon_twisted.gif


    God almighty! The Natalie Portman SNL thing is my favorite thing ever! Look at my profile!

    You and I like a lot of the same things: green tea ice cream, Natalie, men.


    Maybe we can come up with something that incorporates all three. icon_smile.gif