The dumbest thing that you have ever read about or seen someone doing is

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    Nov 06, 2011 1:58 AM GMT
    I remember one day I saw a facebook post from this woman who was riding the escalator one day and it stopped when she was in the middle of it. She was talking about how frustrated her day was because she got stuck on an escalator for like an hour. It didn't occur to her the whole time that she could WALK down the escalator. So she was just standing on the escalator for like an hour. People in her post told her this and she was totally shocked...

    I really hope she was joking but it didn't seem like she was.
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    Nov 06, 2011 1:59 AM GMT
    I read about someone posting on RJ once.
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    Nov 06, 2011 2:06 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI read about someone posting on RJ once.


    i heard about that too, fucking morons
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    Nov 06, 2011 2:07 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI read about someone posting on RJ once.

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    Well jackass I'm bored right now....
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    Nov 06, 2011 2:14 AM GMT
    So my first roommate in Canada was a really friendly girl but she would teach me even the most basic things which you would expect EVERYBODY in the world would know such as how to use a microwave, how to bake in the oven etc. She was Ms. know it all. I never mind her things because she was really sweet and generous to me overall. Once we were talking about what kind of men she like. She said she is not attracted to blacks and Asians in general. I told her that I am Asian. She was shocked. She was like - you are from India and I told her that India is in Asia. She was like - isn't there an Asian sea that divides India and Asia? I told her no. She has also repeatedly put Jamaica in Africa as well.
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    Nov 06, 2011 2:22 AM GMT
    Zabotugi said
    paulflexes saidI read about someone posting on RJ once.

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    Well jackass I'm bored right now....


    Lol, they ain't aimin' their laz0rs at you, it's ok.
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    Nov 06, 2011 7:15 AM GMT
    So I was in the bathroom and this dude walked into and stall then outta no where runs out without wiping I presume the guy next to his says that the guy was answering all the questions he was asking his wife while he was talking to her on the stall
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    Nov 06, 2011 7:31 AM GMT
    Im hungry, Im like always hungry icon_confused.gif
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    Nov 06, 2011 7:40 AM GMT
    Two similar cases.

    1. Onetime my sister was talking to her friend on her cell-phone. They were getting really into the convo. Then my sister was like, “wait one second I have to get my phone,” unbeknownst to her I guess she didn't realize she was using it to talk to her friend. So for about 20 minutes I watched her run around the house looking for the phone she had to her ear. She finally came up to me and asked me if I had seen it. And asked her if she was joking and she said “why?” And I told her “cause you're holding up to you ear and talking through it to your friend.” She hung up the phone and busted out laughing like a crazy person. OMG it was one of the funniest things ever yet so dumb. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! LOL! I love my sis. icon_smile.gif

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    2. One time my mom was running late for work and she had made herself a cup of coffee and she was scrambling to get all her stuff ready to go. After a while she asked us if we had seen her coffee cause she couldn’t find it. She was holding it in her hand. HAHAHAHA!!!!! I just assume she was so like paranoid about forgetting something she just completely ignored what was in her hands. Hahaha!

    My family, I swear we have a gene that gives us random blonde moments. Haha!
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    Nov 06, 2011 7:55 AM GMT
    Seen 2 guys (senior firefighters at my Department) wrestle ON TOP of a bee hive.. Yes, they knew it was there. icon_rolleyes.gif Yes they got badly stung.. Dumbasses
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    Nov 06, 2011 8:44 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidI worked at a movie theater earlier this year. I got to take tickets and direct people to the proper screens for the movie they were there to see. I'd tell people to go down the hall and it was the fourth four on their right... They would walk down the hall and check the left side first... This happened every damn night; at least half of the patrons would do this.


    Scanning direction is hardwired from a young age. You would find the opposite problem if they were from a country that primarily reads Hebrew or Arabic.
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    Nov 06, 2011 8:59 AM GMT
    Pretty much everything on lamebook.com and Ask Yahoo.
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    Nov 06, 2011 9:00 AM GMT
    likewatuc saidTwo similar cases.

    1. Onetime my sister was talking to her friend on her cell-phone. They were getting really into the convo. Then my sister was like, “wait one second I have to get my phone,” unbeknownst to her I guess she didn't realize she was using it to talk to her friend. So for about 20 minutes I watched her run around the house looking for the phone she had to her ear. She finally came up to me and asked me if I had seen it. And asked her if she was joking and she said “why?” And I told her “cause you're holding up to you ear and talking through it to your friend.” She hung up the phone and busted out laughing like a crazy person. OMG it was one of the funniest things ever yet so dumb. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! LOL! I love my sis. icon_smile.gif

    and

    2. One time my mom was running late for work and she had made herself a cup of coffee and she was scrambling to get all her stuff ready to go. After a while she asked us if we had seen her coffee cause she couldn’t find it. She was holding it in her hand. HAHAHAHA!!!!! I just assume she was so like paranoid about forgetting something she just completely ignored what was in her hands. Hahaha!

    My family, I swear we have a gene that gives us random blonde moments. Haha!





    Wow, thats some dumb shit lol. I was checking a long ass voicemail once, and I totally forget it was a voicemail; anyhow, a question was asked, and I totally responded as if it were a live person I was talking to lol.
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    Nov 06, 2011 9:34 AM GMT
    I drove into a gas station to fill up. I went inside to pay. Flirted with the attendant, but then blocked his advances and told him he was too young for me to date. I laugh off his negative response then headed back to my car. Well, without thinking, I just hopped in and drove off. I realized 30 miles later, after my gas light came on that I, in fact, never actually filled up my car. I was very sad that day. It's not a good feeling to lose $25.

    Lesson learned. Never flirt with convenient store attendants.
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    Nov 06, 2011 1:21 PM GMT
    likewatuc saidTwo similar cases.

    1. Onetime my sister was talking to her friend on her cell-phone. They were getting really into the convo. Then my sister was like, “wait one second I have to get my phone,” unbeknownst to her I guess she didn't realize she was using it to talk to her friend. So for about 20 minutes I watched her run around the house looking for the phone she had to her ear. She finally came up to me and asked me if I had seen it. And asked her if she was joking and she said “why?” And I told her “cause you're holding up to you ear and talking through it to your friend.” She hung up the phone and busted out laughing like a crazy person. OMG it was one of the funniest things ever yet so dumb. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! LOL! I love my sis. icon_smile.gif

    and

    2. One time my mom was running late for work and she had made herself a cup of coffee and she was scrambling to get all her stuff ready to go. After a while she asked us if we had seen her coffee cause she couldn’t find it. She was holding it in her hand. HAHAHAHA!!!!! I just assume she was so like paranoid about forgetting something she just completely ignored what was in her hands. Hahaha!

    My family, I swear we have a gene that gives us random blonde moments. Haha!



    haha! I do things like that all the time! I'll run around for like 20 minutes looking for something just to find out it's in my hand.
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
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    likewatuc saidTwo similar cases.

    1. Onetime my sister was talking to her friend on her cell-phone. They were getting really into the convo. Then my sister was like, “wait one second I have to get my phone,” unbeknownst to her I guess she didn't realize she was using it to talk to her friend. So for about 20 minutes I watched her run around the house looking for the phone she had to her ear. She finally came up to me and asked me if I had seen it. And asked her if she was joking and she said “why?” And I told her “cause you're holding up to you ear and talking through it to your friend.” She hung up the phone and busted out laughing like a crazy person. OMG it was one of the funniest things ever yet so dumb. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! LOL! I love my sis. icon_smile.gif

    and

    2. One time my mom was running late for work and she had made herself a cup of coffee and she was scrambling to get all her stuff ready to go. After a while she asked us if we had seen her coffee cause she couldn’t find it. She was holding it in her hand. HAHAHAHA!!!!! I just assume she was so like paranoid about forgetting something she just completely ignored what was in her hands. Hahaha!

    My family, I swear we have a gene that gives us random blonde moments. Haha!



    haha! I do things like that all the time! I'll run around for like 20 minutes looking for something just to find out it's in my hand.


    Haha happens to the most brunette of us. LOL icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    I was the dummy in this situation.

    I called to reset the password on the voicemail at work. The guy gave me the new voicemail password, and it contained numbers and letters. I asked him,
    "Are the letters capitalized?" He replied, "Just look for the letters above the numbers." I started laughing. I was so embarrassed.
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:26 PM GMT
    Balljunkie saidI was the dummy in this situation.

    I called to reset the password on the voicemail at work. The guy gave me the new voicemail password, and it contained numbers and letters. I asked him,
    "Are the letters capitalized?" He replied, "Just look for the letters above the numbers." I started laughing. I was so embarrassed.


    I don't get it? Seems like a legitimate question. Cause the letters above the numbers are in upper case but when you type them out on a phone's keypad they can be lower case..?

    I’m a dummy when it comes to jokes so don't make fun of me. LOL! icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:29 PM GMT
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    Balljunkie saidI was the dummy in this situation.

    I called to reset the password on the voicemail at work. The guy gave me the new voicemail password, and it contained numbers and letters. I asked him,
    "Are the letters capitalized?" He replied, "Just look for the letters above the numbers." I started laughing. I was so embarrassed.


    I don't get it? Seems like a legitimate question. Cause the letters above the numbers are in upper case but when you type them out on a phone's keypad they can be lower case..?

    I’m a dummy when it comes to jokes so don't make fun of me. LOL! icon_smile.gif


    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get it, I think. Did he give you the number that corresponded to each letter? LOL
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
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    Balljunkie saidI was the dummy in this situation.

    I called to reset the password on the voicemail at work. The guy gave me the new voicemail password, and it contained numbers and letters. I asked him,
    "Are the letters capitalized?" He replied, "Just look for the letters above the numbers." I started laughing. I was so embarrassed.


    I don't get it? Seems like a legitimate question. Cause the letters above the numbers are in upper case but when you type them out on a phone's keypad they can be lower case..?

    I’m a dummy when it comes to jokes so don't make fun of me. LOL! icon_smile.gif


    It wasn't a joke. It was me being stupid. It didn't matter because an "A" or "a" is still a "2". "T", "t", "U", "u", "V", "v" are all going to be an "8". It didn't matter if the letters were capitalized or lower case. It was dumb on my part to ask.