this def takes the cake

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    May 29, 2008 12:28 PM GMT
    im on a dating site, and this morning i check my email and see i got a message from some guy from Ohio with a whole story about Sodom and Gommorah.

    I have had many odd and funny emails but this take the cake for me. WTF did a "straight" man from Ohio search gay men from NY only to contact me about his biblical bullshit?

    so of course i shall engage him on his incorrect understanding of scripture.

    http://www.queersunited.blogspot.com
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    May 29, 2008 1:23 PM GMT
    REPENT...!

    I'm close...!!

    I'm coming...!!!
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    May 29, 2008 1:28 PM GMT
    oi... i clicked the link and Dubai appears! x
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    May 29, 2008 1:31 PM GMT
    Isn't just a spam email like the ones I get from those Russian boys who "like my structure".
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    May 29, 2008 1:53 PM GMT
    redhead i dont think its spam, i get those weird emails from around the world saying they were "intrigued" or love me or whatever but I think this one is a person who legit wrote me about soddom and gommorah because he saw i was gay. i am honored.
  • HereNBoston

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    May 29, 2008 1:55 PM GMT
    the power of christ compels you... haha
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    May 29, 2008 1:57 PM GMT
    More importantly hippie4lyfe you were on a dating site. What happened to your boyfriend? Is it all o.v.e.r.
  • auryn

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    May 29, 2008 6:32 PM GMT
    And God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world; the raven was called sin. Say it. Say it! The raven was called sin, say it. The raven was called sin! And the first sin was intercourse the first sin was intercourse. SAY IT!!! The first sin was intercourse! The first sin was intercourse! And Eve was weak! Eve was weak! EVE WAS WEAK! Eve was WEAK! SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!

    (why do the forums make me think of Carrie quotes more than any other movie?)

  • MikemikeMike

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    May 29, 2008 6:38 PM GMT
    I'm sure he knows full well what the bible says about a man with another man. However the bible also says it is better for a man to bury his seed in the belly of a whore than let it hit the ground. Ask him how is he and his Dad are doing the the local whores?? icon_exclaim.gif
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    May 29, 2008 6:40 PM GMT
    The same reason why I got a call on Pride weekend one year while working the Gay information and counselling phone line.

    Some Christian fundamentalists think they will get to Heaven sooner if they try and cure us fags of our sinful ways.

    This homophobe was so abusive, I told him I didn't think he was much of a Christian and hung up on him. icon_evil.gif
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    May 29, 2008 7:23 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidIsn't just a spam email like the ones I get from those Russian boys who "like my structure".


    But you do have a nice structure.
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    May 29, 2008 7:39 PM GMT
    I love correcting them. Its especially fun when they get flustered and walk away shamed because they couldnt site scripture properly. Even much more rewarding when they offer to buy you a drink afterwards.
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    May 29, 2008 8:10 PM GMT
    This thread has lost me but thanks crunchingmunchiezombie
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    May 29, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
    hey redhead yeah my bf and i broke up, we both care about one another and are best friends though but its best we both move on.

    oh and here is the response i got from the fundie:

    i can't copy it all because he sent me 5 messages.

    basically he found me off of some test that said i didn't believe in god, i didnt even know i took such a test. i am not an atheist so i dont know what he is talking about.

    "You made a test in the religious section and I was going through all of the heathens that made tests in the religious section and sending them this, in hope that you may repent and inherit eternal life through faith in God's son, the Lord Jesus Christ, who was crucified for your sins and rose from the dead."

    "so as someone once said to me-- stick that in your pipe and smoke it! =)

    take care, and i hope you choose to no longer be a heathen. "

    this is a snippet of paragraphs this dork sent me
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    May 29, 2008 8:30 PM GMT
    I think he probably just wants to suck your knob. That's funda-mentalists for you.
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    May 29, 2008 9:01 PM GMT
    haha, i think it would be a sin for me to let such an ugly moron suck my knob.
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    May 29, 2008 9:42 PM GMT
    For the love of God... if people are going to quote scripture, at least go to the new testament!

    Someone read Romans 1 and see what you think of that. I'm still sorting threw it myself.
  • GQjock

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    May 29, 2008 10:09 PM GMT
    Tell 'im you'll meet him in a Minneapolis airport john.......
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    May 29, 2008 10:59 PM GMT
    TheHeights22 saidFor the love of God... if people are going to quote scripture, at least go to the new testament!

    What, you mean the sequel?

    It's like most sequels--shorter, not as well written, and the plot is way too unbelievable.
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    Jun 02, 2008 7:27 PM GMT
    im sad my new christian boyfriend hasnt responded to my last message to him about my love of all things gay, abortion, and vegetarianism. i told him god loves those sacred things lol.