What Would YOU Do If You Had No Clothes and....

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    Nov 06, 2011 6:36 PM GMT
    ...You caught a snake in your house?

    ...Just out of the shower.
    All I'd put on were my socks and underwear when the dogs wanted to go outside.
    I stepped into my workboots and went downstairs to let 'em out back.
    As the dogs charged out over the patio, my eyes caught some movement at my feet.
    A dang snake was crossing the track of the sliding door into the house.
    Ack.

    I grabbed some gloves and caught the little sucker immediately.
    But.....What the hell was I gonna do with him?
    If i had pants on I could walk down the street to the woods behind the church to let him go. Definitely can't do that - esp with church in session.
    Didn't want to just let him go outside - he'd be out there lurking...waiting to get back inside....Ambushing me in the flowerbed or carport.
    I needed something to put him in...too bad I had already tossed everything usable for that in the recycle bin out front. Well, a guy's gotta do what he's gotta do, right?
    In plain view of the street I bopped out to the recycle bin and struggled to hold the snake while rummaging for a clear plastic jar.

    Have no idea who or how many neighbors got to watch my antics.
    But at least the snake is secured and ready for transport to his new sanctuary in the woods.
    May everyone's day offer as much harmless excitement.
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    Nov 06, 2011 7:26 PM GMT
    I don't know about everyone else here, but if I saw a snake or anything else that had teeth, I would put on some pants! Got to protect the vulnerables.

    Good job, though, slut!icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 06, 2011 8:25 PM GMT
    You posted this stupid fucking story already and still nobody gives a shit.
    Stomp the fucking snakes head in and toss it out into the backyard and shut up about it.
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    Nov 06, 2011 8:27 PM GMT
    Anduru saidYou posted this stupid fucking story already and still nobody gives a shit.
    Stomp the fucking snakes head in and toss it out into the backyard and shut up about it.


    Weren't you saying you were going to stop with the mean comments and make a new start here?

    He didn't post it twice. Unless I posted my response twice to two different posts without being aware..
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    Nov 06, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    @Anduru: easy sunshine. I'm a lover not a stomper.


    @Skinny: tanx man. same thread. somebody just needs bran.
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    Nov 06, 2011 8:35 PM GMT
    Aww reminds me when I was leaving my painting studio and came across a snake sunning in the patio at the University. I was like snakey! And took a pic of it. Does anyone know what type of snake it is?

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    Nov 06, 2011 8:43 PM GMT
    I usually just shoo them out with a broom. Or if it's a little guy, brush him into the dustpan and carry him out.

    I once lived in an apartment where the morning sun hit my doormat just right or something. It was pretty common to open the door to leave for work in the morning and find a rattlesnake sunning on my mat. I just started looking before stepping, and I kept the broom by the door.
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    Nov 06, 2011 9:14 PM GMT
    Good for you... I guess (?)
    I thought a story of having on no clothes and catching a snake would take a different direction.

    SkinnyBitch said
    Anduru saidblah blah blah ~bitchy comment~ blah blah blah


    Weren't you saying you were going to stop with the mean comments and make a new start here?

    He didn't post it twice. Unless I posted my response twice to two different posts without being aware..

    He says that about once a month. He's trying to make it a catchphrase or something.
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    Nov 06, 2011 9:18 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    Anduru saidYou posted this stupid fucking story already and still nobody gives a shit.
    Stomp the fucking snakes head in and toss it out into the backyard and shut up about it.
    Weren't you saying you were going to stop with the mean comments and make a new start here?
    He didn't post it twice. Unless I posted my response twice to two different posts without being aware..
    i wasn't going to be racist or make rude aids comments because those are the things that gets everyone's panties in a knot
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    Nov 06, 2011 9:19 PM GMT
    Ermine said
    SkinnyBitch said
    Anduru saidblah blah blah ~bitchy comment~ blah blah blah
    Weren't you saying you were going to stop with the mean comments and make a new start here?
    He didn't post it twice. Unless I posted my response twice to two different posts without being aware..
    He says that about once a month. He's trying to make it a catchphrase or something.
    I've only ever said it once you cunt.
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    Nov 06, 2011 9:20 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidHe didn't post it twice. Unless I posted my response twice to two different posts without being aware..
    and he either posted it twice or changed the name of the thread because i'm 99% sure i read this before under another title
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    Nov 06, 2011 9:21 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidAww reminds me when I was leaving my painting studio and came across a snake sunning in the patio at the University. I was like snakey! And took a pic of it. Does anyone know what type of snake it is?

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    Nov 06, 2011 10:17 PM GMT
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    SkinnyBitch saidHe didn't post it twice. Unless I posted my response twice to two different posts without being aware..
    and he either posted it twice or changed the name of the thread because i'm 99% sure i read this before under another title

    You were mad enough after accidentally clicking on the thread twice that you showed your ass ...and now you've posted a total of 5x to it?
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:21 PM GMT
    Beaux saidYou were mad enough after accidentally clicking on the thread twice that you showed your ass ...and now you've posted a total of 5x to it?

    Sometimes meanness backfires.
    Since my ass is showing you're in a great place to kiss it.
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:26 PM GMT
    Glad you're finally done.
    Pick up some Midol on your way out.
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    Beaux saidGlad you're finally done.
    Pick up some Midol on your way out.
    Are you asking to see a photo of my period?
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    Nov 06, 2011 10:56 PM GMT
    I'd skin it and make dinner.
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    Beaux said...You caught a snake in your house?

    ...Just out of the shower.
    All I'd put on were my socks and underwear when the dogs wanted to go outside.
    I stepped into my workboots and went downstairs to let 'em out back.
    As the dogs charged out over the patio, my eyes caught some movement at my feet.
    A dang snake was crossing the track of the sliding door into the house.
    Ack.

    I grabbed some gloves and caught the little sucker immediately.
    But.....What the hell was I gonna do with him?
    If i had pants on I could walk down the street to the woods behind the church to let him go. Definitely can't do that - esp with church in session.
    Didn't want to just let him go outside - he'd be out there lurking...waiting to get back inside....Ambushing me in the flowerbed or carport.
    I needed something to put him in...too bad I had already tossed everything usable for that in the recycle bin out front. Well, a guy's gotta do what he's gotta do, right?
    In plain view of the street I bopped out to the recycle bin and struggled to hold the snake while rummaging for a clear plastic jar.

    Have no idea who or how many neighbors got to watch my antics.
    But at least the snake is secured and ready for transport to his new sanctuary in the woods.
    May everyone's day offer as much harmless excitement.
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    Personally, I think this is a really cute story... I am laughing out loud at the thought of you running around outside in your underwear looking for something to put snakey in.... but what kind of underwear? skimpy bikinis? Pix or it didn't happen!!
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    Nov 07, 2011 2:55 AM GMT
    If it had happened while he was still alive, I'd have called Richard Avedon.
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    Nov 07, 2011 3:05 AM GMT
    Next, you can take on a crocodile.

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    Nov 07, 2011 3:15 AM GMT
    i probably would've done same as you,. find something to put him it and deal with it later. Despite being in the "burbs" we get critters in our yards alot more than some people think so i've gotten used to dealing with the little guys.
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    Nov 07, 2011 3:30 AM GMT
    He had on socks, boots, and underwear. I fail to see a problem with that. icon_surprised.gif

    Reminds me of the time one early morning, I was still asleep. One of the housemates runs into my room, "Your car's rolling down the driveway!" (Turns out I had forgotten to set the parking brake the night before, so when he opened the garage door my car slooooowly rolled out the garage and down the driveway.) icon_wink.gif

    Well, I jumped up and ran through the house, out the garage, ripped open the car door, jumped in and hit the brake and parking brake... and then realized that because I sleep naked... I was indeed... naked. As in stark naked. Tony Stark naked. icon_eek.gif

    I had to go back inside to get the car keys to start the car and get it back into the garage. I figured, hey the neighbors have just seen me naked, so... icon_confused.gif

    I opened the car door and walked proud, bold, and erect with my head held high back into the house... and returned, with the car keys. Started the car, and drove it back into the garage, and closed the door. icon_biggrin.gif

    Funny how no one has ever mentioned that to my face. icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 07, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
    Beaux said...You caught a snake in your house?

    ...Just out of the shower.
    All I'd put on were my socks and underwear when the dogs wanted to go outside.
    I stepped into my workboots and went downstairs to let 'em out back.
    As the dogs charged out over the patio, my eyes caught some movement at my feet.
    A dang snake was crossing the track of the sliding door into the house.
    Ack.

    I grabbed some gloves and caught the little sucker immediately.
    But.....What the hell was I gonna do with him?
    If i had pants on I could walk down the street to the woods behind the church to let him go. Definitely can't do that - esp with church in session.
    Didn't want to just let him go outside - he'd be out there lurking...waiting to get back inside....Ambushing me in the flowerbed or carport.
    I needed something to put him in...too bad I had already tossed everything usable for that in the recycle bin out front. Well, a guy's gotta do what he's gotta do, right?
    In plain view of the street I bopped out to the recycle bin and struggled to hold the snake while rummaging for a clear plastic jar.

    Have no idea who or how many neighbors got to watch my antics.
    But at least the snake is secured and ready for transport to his new sanctuary in the woods.
    May everyone's day offer as much harmless excitement.
    icon_razz.gif


    I think if you went outside without any clothes on, the neighbors wouldn't have even noticed the snake in your hands!
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    Nov 07, 2011 3:40 AM GMT
    NakedBudd saidI opened the car door and walked proud, bold, and erect...


    Morning wood?

    Sure, I know you meant your other head, but...