This woman won't quit!

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    Nov 06, 2011 11:29 PM GMT
    A couple of months ago I spent a weekend at the home of a very nice, hospitable straight couple in their 50s. The wife has been trying to hook me up with their daughter (who, conveniently, happens to live in NY) ever since. At first I just sort of laughed it off, but now she said she'd fly her daughter down to meet me in Tuscaloosa. icon_eek.gif I wonder what the girl thinks of that (we're friends on facebook now, but I don't want to ask).

    So I told the mom last week that I'm a big ol' homo. Well... A lot of good that did me. She called today to "confide" in me that their son, who lives in DC, is gay... They're pretty conservative, so I'm not surprised that they hadn't mentioned this about the son... We had a good talk (she said it has been hard for them to come to terms with it, but that they've come to understand and accept him). But then, towards the end, she let it drop that he recently broke up with his boyfriend. I know where this is going... icon_rolleyes.gif
  • sbwlguy

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    Nov 06, 2011 11:31 PM GMT
    They want you to give him a sympathy fuck?














    (sorry)
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:31 PM GMT
    lmaoooooooooooooooo

    that new single vibe you're giving off appears to be highly concentrated
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:34 PM GMT
    Ask her for sexxxy pics of her son to see if he's worth it icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:36 PM GMT
    19c79 saidA couple of months ago I spent a weekend at the home of a very nice, hospitable straight couple in their 50s. The wife has been trying to hook me up with their daughter (who, conveniently, happens to live in NY) ever since. At first I just sort of laughed it off, but now she said she'd fly her daughter down to meet me in Tuscaloosa. icon_eek.gif I wonder what the girl thinks of that (we're friends on facebook now, but I don't want to ask).

    So I told the mom last week that I'm a big ol' homo. Well... A lot of good that did me. She called today to "confide" in me that their son, who lives in DC, is gay... They're pretty conservative, so I'm not surprised that they hadn't mentioned this about the son... We had a good talk (she said it has been hard for them to come to terms with it, but that they've come to understand and accept him). But then, towards the end, she let it drop that he recently broke up with his boyfriend. I know where this is going... icon_rolleyes.gif


    It does get old when people try to fix you up with someone, but try and take it as a compliment - especially when somebody's mother tries to set you up with their child because they must think highly of you.
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:38 PM GMT
    A single gay man in the D.C. area? How about you find your own local men and stop stealing our guys? Jerk.

    (j/k)
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:38 PM GMT
    Well, have you seen yourself?

    This woman only wants the best for her kids.
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:42 PM GMT
    Having a well-heeled mom try to set you up with her successful offspring is something to complain about?
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:42 PM GMT
    waccamatt said
    19c79 saidA couple of months ago I spent a weekend at the home of a very nice, hospitable straight couple in their 50s. The wife has been trying to hook me up with their daughter (who, conveniently, happens to live in NY) ever since. At first I just sort of laughed it off, but now she said she'd fly her daughter down to meet me in Tuscaloosa. icon_eek.gif I wonder what the girl thinks of that (we're friends on facebook now, but I don't want to ask).

    So I told the mom last week that I'm a big ol' homo. Well... A lot of good that did me. She called today to "confide" in me that their son, who lives in DC, is gay... They're pretty conservative, so I'm not surprised that they hadn't mentioned this about the son... We had a good talk (she said it has been hard for them to come to terms with it, but that they've come to understand and accept him). But then, towards the end, she let it drop that he recently broke up with his boyfriend. I know where this is going... icon_rolleyes.gif


    It does get old when people try to fix you up with someone, but try and take it as a compliment - especially when somebody's mother tries to set you up with their child because they must think highly of you.


    Ditto to this. It speaks very well of you when a mother thinks you're worthy of their son/daughter.
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:42 PM GMT
    She wants you to be a part of her family either by hook or a crook. In this case a vagina or dick icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:45 PM GMT
    for someone who's conservative and stuff ..., that was weird of her but Its funny to see where she's going ...
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:47 PM GMT
    I'll bet the set-up with her daughter was her attempt to smoke you out. I'll bet her son tipped her off about you awhile ago.
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:50 PM GMT
    Global_Citizen said
    waccamatt said

    It does get old when people try to fix you up with someone, but try and take it as a compliment - especially when somebody's mother tries to set you up with their child because they must think highly of you.


    Ditto to this. It speaks very well of you when a mother thinks you're worthy of their son/daughter.

    Yeah, it's certainly flattering, and they really are very nice people. She's just a tad aggressive about it. :-)
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:52 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidI'll bet the set-up with her daughter was her attempt to smoke you out. I'll bet her son tipped her off about you awhile ago.

    hahah... could be... though I haven't met either one of their children in person, and have had zero contact with the son.
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:52 PM GMT
    she can't have you herself... so...
    lol
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:54 PM GMT
    sbwlguy saidThey want you to give him a sympathy fuck?














    (sorry)


    Why are you so rude?
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    Nov 06, 2011 11:57 PM GMT
    19c79 said...and have had zero contact with the son.
    I always carry a duffel bag full of whiskey, Camels, Pop-Tarts, lottery tickets and dildoes to flush out all of the addicts I bump into on the convention trail. You know, so that I know what kind of hospitality room to prepare.
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    Nov 07, 2011 12:00 AM GMT
    Don't completely discount the old ways.

    My mom and my bestest bud's mom pushed us for years to meet each other, but we shrugged it off. Then on that unavoidable day we met, we became best friends within minutes and went on to enjoy 10 years together, making up for lost time. The chemistry was freaking incredible.

    Sometimes, mother knows best.
  • kennyj08

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    Nov 07, 2011 12:02 AM GMT
    You can't blame her though. She wants to see her children happy with someone and you must be a pretty good guy (in her eyes) to set her children up with you.
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    Nov 07, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    theantijock saidDon't completely discount the old ways.

    My mom and my bestest bud's mom pushed us for years to meet each other, but we shrugged it off. Then on that unavoidable day we met, we became best friends within minutes and went on to enjoy 10 years together, making up for lost time. The chemistry was freaking incredible.

    Sometimes, mother knows best.

    hmm... So should I follow Hypnotico's advice and ask her to send shirtless pictures of the guy? icon_lol.gif (j/k)
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    Nov 07, 2011 1:21 AM GMT
    You must have made an excellent impression with her. You should be proud of that.

    But I wouldn't meet the son. If things don't work out, then she will be hounding you.
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    Nov 07, 2011 1:30 AM GMT
    aw come on - have a go at the son... you know you want to too icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 07, 2011 1:34 AM GMT
    That's so cute but...
    Tell her You already have a Hot Filipino boyfriend(*AHEM!!!*) waiting for you here in Ventura....I'm not kidding.... icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 07, 2011 1:37 AM GMT
    asnextdoor saidShe wants you to be a part of her family either by hook or a crook. In this case a vagina or dick icon_smile.gif


    LOL. This is what I thought too.
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    Nov 07, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    19c79 saidA couple of months ago I spent a weekend at the home of a very nice, hospitable straight couple in their 50s. The wife has been trying to hook me up with their daughter (who, conveniently, happens to live in NY) ever since. At first I just sort of laughed it off, but now she said she'd fly her daughter down to meet me in Tuscaloosa. icon_eek.gif I wonder what the girl thinks of that (we're friends on facebook now, but I don't want to ask).

    So I told the mom last week that I'm a big ol' homo. Well... A lot of good that did me. She called today to "confide" in me that their son, who lives in DC, is gay... They're pretty conservative, so I'm not surprised that they hadn't mentioned this about the son... We had a good talk (she said it has been hard for them to come to terms with it, but that they've come to understand and accept him). But then, towards the end, she let it drop that he recently broke up with his boyfriend. I know where this is going... icon_rolleyes.gif


    First the daughter, now the son - you must be some seriously potent shizz.
    Oh, by the way, did I tell you I'm single and available?