a pre-weekend giggle...

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    May 29, 2008 7:33 PM GMT
    it's an oldie, but goodie - and makes me laugh every time.

    A man who had lost an eye decided to go to a fake eye shop. He asks the storekeeper what options might be available for him,

    The storekeeper says, "Well, we have marble eyes that cost $400, glass eyes that cost $250, and wood eyes that cost $20."

    The man thinks about it for a moment and decides to go with the wood eye.

    That night he ventures out to a party for the first time since he had lost his eye. He's very self- conscious of his new eye and believes everyone's staring at the thing.

    The man notices a woman standing alone in the corner on the other side of the room. Everybody else in the room was dancing, except for her and him.

    As he approaches her, he notices she has a pretty significant hairlip.

    Since no one appeared to want to dance with her, he decided to ask her if she'd like to dance with him.

    So he simply says to the woman, "Would you like to dance?"

    She was so happy, she cried out, "Would I?! Would I?!"

    Startled and enraged by her words, he shouted back, "Hairlip! Hairlip!"

    ::tap tap tap::hello?::is this thing on?::
  • ShawnTX

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    May 29, 2008 7:44 PM GMT
    Hehe, that actually made me LOL.
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    May 30, 2008 4:41 AM GMT