Nov 08, 2011 8:49 PM GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2058921/19st-rugby-player-Chris-Birch-stroke-gym-accident-wakes-gay.html
Before the accident, Chris worked in a bank, but after he woke up a big old friend of Dorothy, he quit his job and went back to school to become a hairdresser, of course. Naturally he dumped his girlfriend and picked up a 19 year-old twink at a club and his now living with his man above the hair salon. Obviously.