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Time To Brag...whatt's the best compliment you ever got after sex?
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May 30, 2008 1:17 PM GMT
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OK, maybe you can mention three best compliments you have received after sex.( for those with true talents).

Once I heard..."You are breathtaking" and " You are not normal"......and once someone old me " You spoiled me, now I will always be comparing everyone to you"...lol
joescorpio197... Posts: 833
May 30, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
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"You have the dick of a porn star."

"You have a the prettiest penis I've ever seen. You should be a 'dick' model."

Those are my two favorites...I was very flattered.
BostonVball Posts: 305
May 30, 2008 6:08 PM GMT
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Three best compliments...

1) "How did you DO that?!"

2) "I've never been able to do that before, without.... wow."

3) "{nothing}" - he was too out of breath he couldn't speak/move for about 10-15 minutes after. Not even to clean up. He didn't have to say anything I just took that as job well done.
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2829
May 30, 2008 6:50 PM GMT
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SurrealLife Posts: 4403
May 30, 2008 6:56 PM GMT
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We both started laughing with joy because the sex was so good. His chest and abdomin were covered in our juices from the orgasms that seemed to last forever.

I have had a few other compliments about some of my physical characteristics but I am too to say anything.
gymguy1 Posts: 995
May 30, 2008 7:18 PM GMT
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-Damn you are thick

-You look so hot riding me

-Holy shit, no one has ever fucked me like that before.

The last one was my favorite one. I wanted to call my ex girlfriend and rub it in her face and say...See I can too get it up
GHoSTa Posts: 575
May 30, 2008 7:20 PM GMT
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"it's the first time I bottom and enjoy every second"

-he had an orgasm in the foreplay .. the sex didn't go well after that but I was very flattered

and umm .. someone called me a buffalo ...ya know ...
GQjock Posts: 3715
May 30, 2008 11:28 PM GMT
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That was awesome

... let's do it again!
Jockbod48 Posts: 1495
May 30, 2008 11:52 PM GMT
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The "best" compliments are where the guy can't say anything at all - he's still in the moment, eyes locked on mine - in ecstacy - the stars in his eyes - a totally happy man!
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May 31, 2008 12:36 AM GMT
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I'm still at a loss with this comment:
"I forgot what good sex is all about."
This was spoken while he was putting on his clothes after he showered post-coital. No expression on his face.
nv7_ Posts: 106
May 31, 2008 12:41 AM GMT
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Eh during. He said "I love your dick in me" which kinda was a turn on.

Also a couple of times (with my ex) I was able to cum without orgasming so I stayed hard and wanted to continue and came again and then orgasmed and it just sort of blew his mind and he thought it was cool. Hours afterward, he kept talking about it.
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May 31, 2008 12:48 AM GMT
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"You should do this commercially, bitch."

"Marry me."
Timberoo Posts: 2819
May 31, 2008 1:47 AM GMT
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nice car
dreamdrop Posts: 405
May 31, 2008 2:29 AM GMT
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Right after sex with me a guy usually says.....


I see dead people!

Wow you must have a lot of experience!

Are you really black?

I love you!

Fix me a sandwich bitch!

But really the best thing a guy has ever told me was....

I don't want to leave you I feel so good when I am with you.

dreamdrop Posts: 405
May 31, 2008 2:31 AM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said"You have the dick of a porn star."

"You have a the prettiest penis I've ever seen. You should be a 'dick' model."

Those are my two favorites...I was very flattered.


Hey Joe I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Timberoo Posts: 2819
May 31, 2008 2:33 AM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said
"You have a the prettiest penis I've ever seen."


I've heard that as well.
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May 31, 2008 3:50 AM GMT
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Error: question not applicable.
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2829
May 31, 2008 1:14 PM GMT
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"After sex"

If you have to wait until after sex to get a complement, it means he had to think about it Not much of a complement, if he had to think about it Don't you think

My complements cum while we're having sex It's so intense, by the time it is all over, he's usually speechless anyway
GwgTrunks Posts: 485
May 31, 2008 1:39 PM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said"You have the dick of a porn star."

"You have a the prettiest penis I've ever seen. You should be a 'dick' model."

Those are my two favorites...I was very flattered.


You know, I get that often, too.

And I never know what to say back.
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May 31, 2008 5:22 PM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said"You have the dick of a porn star."

"You have a the prettiest penis I've ever seen. You should be a 'dick' model."

Those are my two favorites...I was very flattered.


I think it's refreshing that your penis is a "must see" yet you have no private pics.
ICANTAKEIT Posts: 23
Jun 04, 2008 12:24 AM GMT
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From a bodybuilder dude who was kinda full of himself:

"I've fucked a lotta hot dudes but none of them could take my horsecock like you just did".

Does that mean I get a bigger-than-usual notch on his bedpost? Or my number in ink instead of pencil in his little black book?
Kharlo109 Posts: 144
Jun 04, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
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MikePhil said


He rolled his eyes at you? Well that's not very much of a complement .

In all seriousness. The best complement was: "that was the best sex of my life and the second best time doesn't even come remotely close."

The second best was with someone who I made wait for some time before I had sex with him. He said, almost out of breath: "totally...worth the wait..."
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2829
Jun 04, 2008 7:00 PM GMT
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Kharlo109 said[quote][cite]MikePhil said[/cite]


He rolled his eyes at you? Well that's not very much of a complement .
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If you want to know how to make his eyes roll, just ask, and stop beating around the bush
HndsmKansan Posts: 3129
Jun 04, 2008 7:04 PM GMT
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I got the "GD... you are incredible" comment and the "you have an amazing body" comment several times.

He was probably just turned on at the moment.
teapimp Posts: 53
Jun 04, 2008 7:27 PM GMT
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HndsmKansan saidI got the "GD... you are incredible" comment and the "you have an amazing body" comment several times.



Well HndsmKansan, I think that about you, and that is only from seeing your photos!

Lately for me it was in Sydney I was complimented on how well I kiss....
nysexy Posts: 780
Jun 04, 2008 8:03 PM GMT
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1) "I thought i was going to pass out" (Actually freaked me out because i thought the guy really fainted for a bit)

2) "You own me now"

3) He said nothing...the satisfied smile on his face
said it all
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Jun 04, 2008 8:27 PM GMT
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"Forget breakfast, get your arse back in here and sit on me again you dirty Asian boy!"
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2829
Jun 04, 2008 9:16 PM GMT
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zimster said"Forget breakfast, get your arse back in here and sit on me again you dirty Asian boy!"



Why don't you reply to my email Was I that bad on the phone You bitch
epedx Posts: 119
Jun 05, 2008 1:06 AM GMT
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"are you sure you didn't bleach your asshole... its to perfect"

kind of a weird one!
Bear321 Posts: 237
Jun 06, 2008 2:30 AM GMT
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1. Wow, you have really big balls. (I think that was a compliment)


2. Wow, you are so furry. I love that!

3. Wow, you really shoot far. (I think that was a compliment)

Gigadu Posts: 1137
Jun 12, 2008 5:23 PM GMT
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1) "I'm sorry I came so quick - I've never had a blow job like that before."

2) "I never knew a guy could squeeze me that rhythmically!"

3) He nearly fell trying to get out of bed because his legs were so wobbly.
joescorpio197... Posts: 833
Jun 12, 2008 6:17 PM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said"You have the dick of a porn star."

"You have a the prettiest penis I've ever seen. You should be a 'dick' model."

Those are my two favorites...I was very flattered.


Gwgtrunks saidYou know, I get that often, too.

And I never know what to say back.


I didn't know what to say either...the guy I'm dating now keeps telling me how perfect he thinks it is. I have no idea what to say and get embarrased.

BTW, GW - something about you tells me you would have a perfect penis, just from your RJ pics...just another reason I have a crush on you ;)

Fun_n_fit76 Posts: 248
Jun 12, 2008 6:41 PM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said[quote][cite]joescorpio1970 said[/cite]"You have the dick of a porn star."

"You have a the prettiest penis I've ever seen. You should be a 'dick' model."

Those are my two favorites...I was very flattered.


Gwgtrunks saidYou know, I get that often, too.

And I never know what to say back.


Ok, it's just not fair to tease us with comments like that and not have visual proof to back them up =)

Mine though:

1) "Damn, how does your ass do that!?!?"

2) "You have an awesome cock!"

3) "Wow, you're a good kisser"

TallGWMvballe... Posts: 869
Jun 12, 2008 7:48 PM GMT
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The best compliment is when He calls you the next day still glowing and wants: to get together again. or when he says I am really happy but my ass can't take that much everyday and then wants to get right back into it that night, or morning or afternoon or .... you get the picture.
joescorpio197... Posts: 833
Jun 13, 2008 3:16 PM GMT
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Chasersprize said I think it's refreshing that your penis is a "must see" yet you have no private pics.


MuscleBudSea said Ok, it's just not fair to tease us with comments like that and not have visual proof to back them up =)


Haha! As much as I like my penis, I don't post pictures of it on the internet.
GwgTrunks Posts: 485
Jun 13, 2008 4:02 PM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said

[quote][cite]Gwgtrunks said[/cite]You know, I get that often, too.

And I never know what to say back.


I didn't know what to say either...the guy I'm dating now keeps telling me how perfect he thinks it is. I have no idea what to say and get embarrased.

BTW, GW - something about you tells me you would have a perfect penis, just from your RJ pics...just another reason I have a crush on you ;)

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Hahah. Yeah, it's one of those "um... thanks?" moments.
Jackal69 Posts: 655
Jun 13, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
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When they can't say anything but just lay there, looking stupified. Great sex should leave you speechless.
swimbikerun Posts: 916
Jun 13, 2008 4:31 PM GMT
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"That was fantastic! Here's an extra twenty."
SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Jun 13, 2008 4:43 PM GMT
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joescorpio1970 said[quote][cite]Chasersprize said[/cite] I think it's refreshing that your penis is a "must see" yet you have no private pics.


MuscleBudSea said Ok, it's just not fair to tease us with comments like that and not have visual proof to back them up =)


Haha! As much as I like my penis, I don't post pictures of it on the internet. [/quote]

That is alright JoeScorpo1970, I have a great imagination.
SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Jun 13, 2008 4:45 PM GMT
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Well its' not right after sex, but I have in the past asked guys "so what do you want for supper?" The answer comes back "your sausage". ALways gets me tongue-tied
gettoknowit Posts: 1042
Jun 25, 2008 2:58 AM GMT
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lets see, "I'm incredible", "have a beautiful, big penis", "sexiest man alive", "good bottom"
SilverBird Posts: 452
Jun 25, 2008 3:27 AM GMT
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I did alot with one guy i was with, and he thought it was over the course of a few days but it was all in one day.
Another guy told me i fucked like i cared about his happiness and it turned him on
and my favorite, "I love your tongue"
Speechlessness is a close second, although it scares me a bit at times
polobutt Posts: 795
Jun 25, 2008 5:24 AM GMT
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That he couldn't believe that he could take all of me...

But I realize that I'm not really that big, but it made me feel good.
fitnhot Posts: 65
Jun 26, 2008 11:46 PM GMT
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"I haven't bottomed since i was a teenager...with you, it's just different." and we have repeated, many, many times...


"Ilove to feel you up inside of me"


"Oh, My God....." followed with heavy breathing and silence as he and i catch our breaths....
Malibu Posts: 50
Jun 27, 2008 5:31 AM GMT
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"That was the best i ever haddddddddddddduuuuhhhhhhh"
"Oh my, it's sooooo big, how could i ever take it all"
"It's sooo HUGEEEEE"
"It's TO BIG!"
"Please, MARY ME"
"Your the KING"

Oh yeah and hummmm
"Omg i thought i was going to dieeeeeee!!!!"
When i think of more i will be back.............
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Jun 29, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
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How did you do that with your tongue?

I can touch my chin with my tongue, it does amazing things..
Robby08 Posts: 44
Jun 29, 2008 3:25 AM GMT
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You suck Dick much better than my wife
GQjock Posts: 3715
Jun 29, 2008 1:58 PM GMT
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"OW!"
iluvlthrmen Posts: 3
Jul 01, 2008 8:26 PM GMT
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This nice little bottom with the biggest cock I've ever seen...told me that i reached a spot he's never experienced before.
JohnnieRayRou... Posts: 59
Jul 01, 2008 8:54 PM GMT
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3. "That was great sex - even with a condom!" (He'd begged me to bareback him, and Daddy don't do dat...)

2. "Your dick is magificent!"

1. "Wow ... nobody's ever loved me like that before."
Hagan_F Posts: 177
Jul 02, 2008 3:40 AM GMT
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"OH......MY......GOD!!!"
metrored Posts: 8
Jul 12, 2008 6:00 PM GMT
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dreamdrop said
Are you really black?

is that really a complement? I'd be pretty offended.

I once had a guy tell me that I didn't have sex like the guys he's been with in New York. He couldn't find the word in English but the next time I hooked up wth him he said he hadn't been able to enjoy sex with anyone else.

Statements like that always make me remember something a friend of mine once said.
"Never believe anything a man says before, during or after sex."
woofydude Posts: 28
Jul 13, 2008 6:36 PM GMT
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His shit faced grin says it all. And of course, a WOOF
zeebyaboi Posts: 479
Jul 13, 2008 8:57 PM GMT
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When I was working as a Ho (whore, to you proper folks) the best compliment was either the guy giving me his number and telling me that he's gladly pay me every week for it, or giving me more money than we'd bargained for.

For just plain, relationship or recreational sex, usually "Thank you, Baby. That was great!" does it for me.
One time, a guy from England said, "Oh, that was grand!"
I got a big kick out of that.

I guess the best though, was when, after my boyfriend of 21 years would finish fucking me, he'd whisper in my ear, "Daddy loves his pony."
Made me Nay every time.
jhnjhn Posts: 38
Jul 16, 2008 10:35 PM GMT
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how haven't u not finished yet?
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Jul 22, 2008 4:49 AM GMT
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This guy once said completely dead-pan that it was the best sexual experience of his life (and he was 35).

First time with the guy I'm fucking right now, he said "Where did you learn to give head like that, holy shit."

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Jul 22, 2008 5:18 AM GMT
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He said "Que rico Papi, hagamos lo de nuevo"

(translation: " It was good Papi, let's do it again")
Tyinstl Posts: 119
Jul 22, 2008 8:57 PM GMT
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In this thread: pissing contest.

To all you guys bragging about your wonderdicks, I say pics or it didn't happen.
checkthefridg... Posts: 16
Jul 23, 2008 3:33 AM GMT
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"my entire body is vibrating.... holy shit! I've never had sex like that in my life" followed with a high five lol.
Nicolcoro Posts: 9
Jul 23, 2008 9:14 PM GMT
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ive only been complimented twice out out 5 guys ive been with.... they both said i gave the best bj they have ever gotten. even caused a rumor to float around about me.
friendormate Posts: 117
Jul 26, 2008 2:09 AM GMT
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I don't keep track of post sex compliments nor do I rank them. I do however remember one that I will never forget. I was in my early 30s and he was a very cute Belgian about 24 or so. I thought for sure he was American as looked like a blond Californian college jock. But his cute Flemish accent was even more of a turn on. After we had sex he kept repeating, "wow you're a real American" After he said that twice I asked him what he meant by it. "You're just like the porno stars", was his reply.

He came to visit me for a week when I was living in Paris and we has sex 3 times a day for a week. Then he returned to his bf and wrote me a letter about all the drama our one week affair had caused.
muchmorethanm... Posts: 2767
Jul 26, 2008 5:30 AM GMT
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Hym...let's see...guess it would have to be...


"Worth every penny!"


Leanathleticd... Posts: 39
Jul 26, 2008 11:32 AM GMT
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"You're the most passionate person I've ever met"

"You really are a great kisser"
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Jul 27, 2008 2:48 PM GMT
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"You looked great with the lights down, but you look even better with all the lights on," in the sexiest french accent I have ever heard.

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Jul 27, 2008 3:14 PM GMT
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From two of the four guys I've ever been with.

"You are so hot." Said over and over.

"I can't hold you close enough." (I guess he wanted to assimilate.)

"You drive me crazy."

FitExecutive Posts: 51
Aug 07, 2008 6:46 PM GMT
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Hmm... compliments are always nice, but the one that stands out in my memory (10 years later) was a guy who said "OMG, I've never felt anything like that" after a BJ.

Not unusual words, but what made it stick was the look on his face and the way he was trembling. You could really tell he meant it.
nysexy Posts: 780
Aug 08, 2008 10:58 AM GMT
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Well...it was more during than after...this guy i was playing with kept saying "You feel sooo good inside me" over and over again and i was like "Well...i guess i'm going something right"...the he came without ever touching himself and i was like "Whoa...i've never done that to someone b4"...needless to say the guy was very happy and my ego got a nice boost
LutherGooch Posts: 264
Aug 08, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
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You ride me like a cowboy. LOL!
gibbay Posts: 48
Aug 10, 2008 1:39 PM GMT
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for me, guys almost always say how good my BJ's are, both during, and after
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Aug 11, 2008 3:55 AM GMT
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That's not the approval code ... that's my cell-number.
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Aug 18, 2008 5:51 PM GMT
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My partner says some very unique and very crazy shit during sex, but that is really only for me to hear.


I think that it is almost obligatory to give some sort of statement on the sex, but I always liked that I still got asked out to dinner afterwards and that we usually hung out for hours or the night afterwards. To me, that is a pretty big compliment.
tommysguns200... Posts: 923
Aug 19, 2008 8:52 PM GMT
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"holy fuck..don't leave...how long will it take before you can do that to me again?"

with this guy, it took about 2 minutes...he was just as good at bottoming as I am topping..
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