What's the hottest / cutest post you've read on RJ?

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    Nov 09, 2011 7:01 PM GMT
    So in the "Have you ever seen a guy so hot" thread, i read a reply by jpBITCHva that was so hot and cute at the same time that it stuck in my mind and I had to make this thread just to get it out.

    As a reply for a guy talking about a guy he met in an elevator and he was too "starstruck" to do anything came the following reply"

    "Sometimes you just have to do it. You sidle up to the guy and say in your best "hey bro" kind of voice, "I want to bear your children." Then see what happens."

    How fuckin cute is that? seriously. I had butterflies in my stomach the first time I read it.

    So what's the hottest and/or cutest post you've read on these forums? Something that you still remember till now...
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    Nov 09, 2011 7:12 PM GMT
    I generally only read/re-read my own posts on the forums.

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    btw, that post by jp is adorable, sincere chat-up strategies ftw
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    Nov 09, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    This would get me in bed no time flat icon_eek.gif

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    Nov 09, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    GreenHopper saidThis would get me in bed no time flat icon_eek.gif

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    That might be the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
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    Nov 09, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    Larkin_PLR said
    GreenHopper saidThis would get me in bed no time flat icon_eek.gif

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    That might be the most adorable thing I've ever seen.


    The <3 at the end is a bit of an overkill for me. And I have yet to see a cute post so I'll post later. icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 09, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
    Larkin_PLR said
    GreenHopper saidThis would get me in bed no time flat icon_eek.gif

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    That might be the most adorable thing I've ever seen.


    I know right.. I was like "undress me" the moment I read it icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 09, 2011 10:45 PM GMT
    GreenHopper saidThis would get me in bed no time flat icon_eek.gif

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    OMG. Win.

    However, if that was just brilliant bullshit to manipulate and use her for disposable sex, making her concerns valid, soooooooo douchey and heartless lol..... [/cynicism]
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    Nov 09, 2011 10:47 PM GMT
    TrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.

    Then we became husbands. Well, I don't have any memory of the wedding, but I was probably just drunk as fuck...
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    Nov 09, 2011 10:48 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.

    Then we became husbands. Well, I don't have any memory of the wedding, but I was probably just drunk as fuck...


    p.s. - I got drunk and fell into your wedding cake while I was delivering a slurred speech in your honour. That is, however, to be expected from the fag of honour.
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    Nov 09, 2011 10:57 PM GMT
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.

    Then we became husbands. Well, I don't have any memory of the wedding, but I was probably just drunk as fuck...


    p.s. - I got drunk and fell into your wedding cake while I was delivering a slurred speech in your honour. That is, however, to be expected from the fag of honour.


    Oh !... Uh...

    Oooh ! So that might explain all the icing in our bed when we woke up.
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    Nov 09, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece said
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.

    Then we became husbands. Well, I don't have any memory of the wedding, but I was probably just drunk as fuck...


    p.s. - I got drunk and fell into your wedding cake while I was delivering a slurred speech in your honour. That is, however, to be expected from the fag of honour.


    Oh !... Uh...

    Oooh ! So that might explain all the icing in our bed when we woke up.


    And here I thought I was being incognito...
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    Nov 09, 2011 11:02 PM GMT
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece said
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.

    Then we became husbands. Well, I don't have any memory of the wedding, but I was probably just drunk as fuck...


    p.s. - I got drunk and fell into your wedding cake while I was delivering a slurred speech in your honour. That is, however, to be expected from the fag of honour.


    Oh !... Uh...

    Oooh ! So that might explain all the icing in our bed when we woke up.


    And here I thought I was being incognito...


    That would've worked better if you had not tatooed your name and phone number on Trevor's ass... icon_confused.gif
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    Nov 09, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece said
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece said
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.

    Then we became husbands. Well, I don't have any memory of the wedding, but I was probably just drunk as fuck...


    p.s. - I got drunk and fell into your wedding cake while I was delivering a slurred speech in your honour. That is, however, to be expected from the fag of honour.


    Oh !... Uh...

    Oooh ! So that might explain all the icing in our bed when we woke up.


    And here I thought I was being incognito...


    That would've worked better if you had not tatooed your name and phone number on Trevor's ass... icon_confused.gif


    Duly noted. Next time, a little more incognito and a little less gincognito.
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    Nov 09, 2011 11:08 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.



    i also remember writing him one and posting it on here incognito ... HE NEVER WROTE ME ONE... but wrote you yours...

    *sob*

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    Nov 09, 2011 11:30 PM GMT
    “it’s not the one who made them, its the one who raised them that makes them the parent.” <3
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    am i the only one???
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    Nov 09, 2011 11:32 PM GMT
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece said
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece said
    MeOhMy said
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark once wrote a song about me and posted it in a thread on here. It was very very cute.

    Then we became husbands. Well, I don't have any memory of the wedding, but I was probably just drunk as fuck...


    p.s. - I got drunk and fell into your wedding cake while I was delivering a slurred speech in your honour. That is, however, to be expected from the fag of honour.


    Oh !... Uh...

    Oooh ! So that might explain all the icing in our bed when we woke up.


    And here I thought I was being incognito...


    That would've worked better if you had not tatooed your name and phone number on Trevor's ass... icon_confused.gif


    Duly noted. Next time, a little more incognito and a little less gincognito.



    I was very drunk .... i dont have a lot of memories but i'm pretty sure it was the sweetest thing!