Ted Allen cooks up some Pretentious Foodie Bullshit

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    Nov 10, 2011 7:25 AM GMT
    I <3 Ted Allen. I already loved him anyway, but this video makes me love him more.

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    Nov 10, 2011 10:24 AM GMT
    the link didn't work... you have to use the "embed" code, not the location of the clip.
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    Nov 10, 2011 2:37 PM GMT
    "fussy little food dishes for you and all your asshole friends"

    LMAO!!!
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    Nov 10, 2011 2:44 PM GMT
    oh man, what an awesome clip to wake up to. I wasnt too sure Ted had his head in the right place with his career, but this rectifies everything - he knows exactly what he's doing, and is having fun with it. Bravo!
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    Nov 10, 2011 3:51 PM GMT
    "...faux-intellectual gaywad dinner party guests..."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Nov 10, 2011 5:09 PM GMT
    This entire dialogue is just pure awesomeness. I ought to memorize it so I can pull it off at my next dinner party.
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    Nov 10, 2011 6:21 PM GMT
    I wish that cookbook was real.
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    Nov 10, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    This was really good!
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    Nov 10, 2011 6:31 PM GMT
    As much as I love being pretentious with my food, this made me laugh my ass off. "Eat Like a Locavore! As if that's a real thing!!"
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    Nov 10, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    The odd thing about that skit: Ted Allen is extraordinarily low-key in it compared to his expressiveness on Queer Eye and the Food Network. This skit calls for exaggeration, so it's a little confusing.

    Other than that, it is cute. icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 10, 2011 9:07 PM GMT
    sevencloud saidI wish that cookbook was real.


    if it were, i'd even camp out for its release!! this is hilarious
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    Nov 11, 2011 6:32 PM GMT
    Oh man, I was so sad when I realized that the book was fake, that would have been the perfect gift for my best friend.

    Also, I didn't know the onion did skits on IFC, I've been missing out!
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    Nov 11, 2011 6:41 PM GMT
    That was hilarious, and he was correct I have never heard of cob nuts.
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    Nov 11, 2011 8:49 PM GMT
    Good post, Nico. This is hilarious!

    "Uh, that sounds annoying!"