Favorite bumper stickers

  • Hagan_F

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    May 31, 2008 4:24 AM GMT
    I have two bumper stickers I've seen that I love. 1) I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous and 2) Bottoms for Obama.

    Do you have a favorite?
  • metalxracr

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    May 31, 2008 4:33 AM GMT
    Yes I saw one just a few weeks back, playing a spin off of those, "My Kid is an honors student" or wv...

    It said... "My Kid is the Shiznet!!"

    hahaha. It was so cheesy, but I love cheesy corny humor.
  • JBPhoto

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    May 31, 2008 12:57 PM GMT
    "I eat my road kill".
  • Hagan_F

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    May 31, 2008 1:23 PM GMT
    metalxracr saidYes I saw one just a few weeks back, playing a spin off of those, "My Kid is an honors student" or wv...

    It said... "My Kid is the Shiznet!!"

    hahaha. It was so cheesy, but I love cheesy corny humor.


    I would have laughed too! I like it.
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    May 31, 2008 6:07 PM GMT
    " New Orleans- Proud To Swim Home"
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    May 31, 2008 6:39 PM GMT
    Easy Does It and

    Beyond Bitch

  • DCEric

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    May 31, 2008 6:41 PM GMT
    Bush/Cheney 1984
  • Hunter9

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    May 31, 2008 6:49 PM GMT
    "Partnership for an idiot-free America"

    and

    "God blesses more than Americans"
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    Jun 05, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
    If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.

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    Jun 05, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
    If god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
  • 8jock8

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    Jun 05, 2008 10:38 PM GMT
    FedSex
    (When you absolutely need it over-night!)
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    Jun 06, 2008 2:08 AM GMT
    My favorite might be the lesbian bumper sticker:

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
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    Jun 06, 2008 2:20 AM GMT
    1) Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.

    2) Lord Jesus please protect me from your followers.

    3) 51% sweetheart 49% bitch. Don't push your luck.

    4) My Karma ran over your Dogma.
  • chuckles

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    Jun 06, 2008 2:23 AM GMT
    Two years ago I saw bumper sticker that said, "Is it 2008 yet?"

    and my other favorite one said "What is our oil doing under their soil?"

    Hopefully the person whose car I saw it on meant for it to be taken facetiously.
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    Jun 06, 2008 2:26 AM GMT
    I don't know why I found this one so funny, since I tend to lean left politically, but it said:
    "Shut up Hippie"icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 06, 2008 2:44 AM GMT
    "My Rat Terrier is smarter than
    your High School Student"

    ...and, yup, he is! icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 06, 2008 3:03 AM GMT
    "registered sex offender"

    It just reminds me of dear old mom.
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    Jun 06, 2008 3:22 AM GMT
    "Evolution is a fact; God is just a theory"
    "Have you talked to my imaginary friend Jesus?"
    "Dont piss me off. I am running out of places to hide the bodies."
    "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind most."
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    Jun 06, 2008 5:52 AM GMT
    Jesus is coming... look busy!

    Where are we going? and why am I in this handbasket?
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jun 06, 2008 6:54 AM GMT
    Definitely "Al Gore didn't invent the internet, but he did make up Global Warming".
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    Jun 06, 2008 2:12 PM GMT
    I have two

    "My dog is smarter then your honor student"

    "Unless you're my husband or a hemorrhoid get off my ass"
  • bwayne78

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    Jun 06, 2008 2:27 PM GMT
    I freakin' hate bumper stickers....
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    Jun 10, 2008 3:37 PM GMT
    "This car protected by Anti-Theft Bumper Sticker"