Nov 12, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart on weekends, but here goes.
Two seriously good-looking well-built cowboy type guys come over to your car while you are loading your purchases. They are both shirtless and start wiping your windshield with Windex and a towel and their highly defined chest muscles and rock hard abs. It's impossible not to watch them.
When you offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask for a ride to another store. You agree and they get into the vehicle with you. On the way they start talking about all the things they would like to do with you. One of them leans over and kisses your neck and begs you to pull over somewhere so he can make love to you.
Instead...you offer to exchange cell numbers and to meet them both at a later date. However if you actually call the number that they gave you, it turns out to be a wrong number.