Gay Men - BEWARE !!!

  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 12, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
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    I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart on weekends, but here goes.

    Two seriously good-looking well-built cowboy type guys come over to your car while you are loading your purchases. They are both shirtless and start wiping your windshield with Windex and a towel and their highly defined chest muscles and rock hard abs. It's impossible not to watch them.

    When you offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask for a ride to another store. You agree and they get into the vehicle with you. On the way they start talking about all the things they would like to do with you. One of them leans over and kisses your neck and begs you to pull over somewhere so he can make love to you.

    Instead...you offer to exchange cell numbers and to meet them both at a later date. However if you actually call the number that they gave you, it turns out to be a wrong number. 40.gif




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    Nov 12, 2011 3:40 AM GMT
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    Son... I am disappoint.
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    Nov 12, 2011 3:40 AM GMT
    You snooze, you lose.
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    Nov 12, 2011 3:42 AM GMT
    Is this for real? It just seems farfetched and almost a little desperate to fall for something like this.
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    Nov 12, 2011 3:44 AM GMT
    xrichx saidIs this for real? It just seems farfetched and almost a little desperate to fall for something like this.
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    Nov 12, 2011 3:45 AM GMT
    ....And then you wake up and realize you've been humping your leather ottoman all night?
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    Nov 12, 2011 3:51 AM GMT
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  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 12, 2011 3:56 AM GMT
    xrichx saidIs this for real? It just seems farfetched and almost a little desperate to fall for something like this.


    Well, stranger things have happened. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 12, 2011 4:21 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    xrichx saidIs this for real? It just seems farfetched and almost a little desperate to fall for something like this.

    Well, stranger things have happened. icon_wink.gif


    I'm blessed with never having the opportunity to visit a Wal-Mart, but I've seen the Wal-Mart People photos.

    "Seriously good-looking well-built" and Wal-Mart are apparently diametrically opposed, so it does sound very unlikely to see such people there. So if I were to see such guys there I would know that something is amiss. - a red flag.
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    Nov 12, 2011 4:30 AM GMT
    Worst. Thread. Ever.

    I take that back from the thread about gay hierarchy...

    I've seen better twists in a M Knight Shamalayan movie...
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    Nov 12, 2011 5:09 AM GMT


    "Instead...you offer to exchange cell numbers and to meet them both at a later date. However if you actually call the number that they gave you, it turns out to be a wrong number. "


    lol, if they can't get that right between the two of them, who knows what else they're no good at.

    -Doug
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    Nov 12, 2011 8:31 AM GMT
    I think it's time Realjock had a Fiction Forum.
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 12, 2011 8:34 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said... later that week barefeet was found hanging around the wal-mart parking lot looking for two bare chested cowboys that might be wandering around with a bottle of windex


    ...or I could be looking for your feet handsome guy! icon_wink.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 12, 2011 8:37 AM GMT
    meninlove said

    "Instead...you offer to exchange cell numbers and to meet them both at a later date. However if you actually call the number that they gave you, it turns out to be a wrong number. "


    lol, if they can't get that right between the two of them, who knows what else they're no good at.

    -Doug


    Like, I've said before.....body by Nautilus and brain by Mattel...but in their case....it's all good. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 12, 2011 11:15 AM GMT
    worst porn storyline ever!
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    Nov 12, 2011 11:50 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said...

    I've seen better twists in a M Knight Shamalayan movie...


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    Nov 12, 2011 11:53 AM GMT
    Is it bad to say that I started getting turned on reading the OP? icon_eek.gif

    You ruined it, though, with that crappy ending! icon_evil.gif
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    Nov 12, 2011 12:45 PM GMT
    Martin_Maros saidI think it's time Realjock had a Fiction Forum.


    While said in jest, it's a great idea.
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 12, 2011 7:58 PM GMT
    judoguy saidworst porn storyline ever!



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    Nov 12, 2011 8:05 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidWorst. Thread. Ever.
    I take that back from the thread about gay hierarchy...
    I've seen better twists in a M Knight Shamalayan movie...
    Agreed.

    Malefeet, you really killed it this time.
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    Nov 12, 2011 8:14 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    Son... you are disappoint.


    LMAO!!!!
    Dont you mean "I am disappoint"? lol
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    Nov 12, 2011 8:19 PM GMT
    GreenHopper said
    Anduru said
    Son... you are disappoint.
    LMAO!!!!
    Dont you mean "I am disappoint"? lol
    oh fuck ur right
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 12, 2011 8:20 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    jmusmc85 saidWorst. Thread. Ever.
    I take that back from the thread about gay hierarchy...
    I've seen better twists in a M Knight Shamalayan movie...
    Agreed.

    Malefeet, you really killed it this time.


    OK, OK....let me try again...icon_wink.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 12, 2011 8:42 PM GMT
    sashaman saidIs it bad to say that I started getting turned on reading the OP? icon_eek.gif

    You ruined it, though, with that crappy ending! icon_evil.gif



    Hmmm..how about something like...."As I thrust my purple-headed warrior between his quivering mounds of flesh...." icon_wink.gif