Yesterday, I wanted to be Vlad the Impaler.

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    Jun 01, 2008 9:49 AM GMT
    I was at the nude beach yesterday having a fantastic day. It was fantastic because there was so much eye candy walking around and as usual my mind started to wander. This one guy walked in front of where I was sitting on my towel. He was a short guy, perhaps as much as 9 inches shorter than me and he was a walking stud muffin. He had a cocky walk, a great set of defined muscles, black Mediterranean hair, grey eyes, kissable lips and as he walked by I noticed an extremely loveable sets of buns.

    As he turned round to give me a smirk of a smile, the sky went suddenly dark with heavy clouds, everyone else on the beach disappeared and he took off at a fast running pace towards the forest. I was overcome with a strong desire for a chase and jumped up just in time to see him go beyond the tree line. After I reached the forest myself, the sky turned pitch dark and I could hear thunder in the distance, but strangely, I had a sharpened vision and I could see him running deeper into the forest. I picked up my pace but I knew I would have no trouble catching him, my stride was so much longer than his and I felt a power come into to me. When I was drawing closer to him he looked around and I knew then that he wanted me to catch him.

    Yes, he wanted me to catch him really bad and I became engorged with the power of my blood. I reached forward with both my hands and grabbed him around his heaving chest pulling him back and lifting him up until his head was level with my own. Then swiftly and in one sweat slicked motion I lowered him down on me, impaling him in one upward thrust of my hips. He let out a frightful sound that filled the depths of the forest around us but then turned and gave me that same smirk of a smile and I sunk my teeth deep into his neck and made him mine forever more.

    Then, as suddenly as the sky had turned dark before, a blinding light came into the world and I was on the beach again. No one was paying particular attention to me but I swiftly lay down on my stomach to hide my erection.

    Questions:
    Does this kind of fantastic day happen to you?
    Would you like to be the Impaler or the Impalee?
    If neither, please share with us what you might experience on a fantastic day.
    Sorry, I seem to be a little horny lately.icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 01, 2008 11:04 AM GMT
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    Jun 01, 2008 6:12 PM GMT
    WOW Sedative.... great Fantasy!


    As a mostly Top guy I can say I have had thoughts like those many times icon_cool.gif
    And being a very outgoing aggressive guy when it comes to meeting people, that scenario has played out a few times with some variation icon_biggrin.gif

    Ask me in private for specific stories if you like.
    And for all you age prejudiced guys saying yuck who wants to know about some old guy, HEY! I was not ALWAYS 60 years old icon_twisted.gif

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    Jun 10, 2008 4:02 PM GMT
    Alexander, I like the way you write. I like being the impalee myself, I can run very fast but, I wouldn't run that fast if I had Vlad chasing me. Unless it's Vlad Putin, I'd never put out for that commie jerk.

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    Jun 11, 2008 12:30 AM GMT
    Alexander, OMG, that is exactly what happened to me yesterday. How did you get in my head like that. It was exactly the same thing... well except for the nude beach part and the really cute short guy from Hobbitland. icon_wink.gificon_lol.gif

    I would be the Impalee and I would squeal like a pig with pleasure. icon_eek.gif

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    Jun 11, 2008 4:05 PM GMT
    I hooked up once with a very tall bodybuilder dude who THOUGHT he was Vlad the Impaler, honest to gawd. He was THE most insensitive top ever. Ouch!! Not the most mutually pleasurable experience. :>O
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    Jun 11, 2008 5:28 PM GMT
    ICANTAKEIT saidI hooked up once with a very tall bodybuilder dude who THOUGHT he was Vlad the Impaler, honest to gawd. He was THE most insensitive top ever. Ouch!! Not the most mutually pleasurable experience. :>O


    Although your RJ handle suggests otherwise...

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    Haha - couldn't resist

    and YES - there have been times - especially in Rome - where the desire of selected certain somebodies to throw me against something and begin to impale has been that great/nearly unbearable
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    Jun 12, 2008 6:49 AM GMT
    ICANTAKEIT saidI hooked up once with a very tall bodybuilder dude who THOUGHT he was Vlad the Impaler, honest to gawd. He was THE most insensitive top ever. Ouch!! Not the most mutually pleasurable experience. :>O


    yeah, I agree, OUCH!! This is just fantasyland. In the real world, the only way to be a good top is to be sensitive and communicative with the bottom. You have to be in order to really feel the pleasure. You had a bad time with that guy, he was just a jerk, but he did not have that great an experience either, no more than just relieving a little pressure. Boring!!
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    Jun 13, 2008 6:09 PM GMT
    ICANTAKEIT saidI hooked up once with a very tall bodybuilder dude who THOUGHT he was Vlad the Impaler, honest to gawd. He was THE most insensitive top ever. Ouch!! Not the most mutually pleasurable experience. :>O


    GET OVER YOURSELF RAFFY--COME ON, YOU LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT--WHY'D U MESSAGE ME SEVERAL TIMES TO SAY U WANTED TO HOOK UP AGAIN??
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    Jun 26, 2008 5:43 AM GMT
    Sounds like Raffy's busted!