Top 7 Indicators He’s Gay - True or False ?

  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 14, 2011 12:58 AM GMT
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    1.The gay accent. Yes, it exists. Most gay guys have this tone in their voice that is just kind of softer or lighter. Or just the way they say certain words, emphasize certain parts of the word (especially dragging on endings), or carry their conversations.

    2. The way most gay guys walk is really identifiable. Usually the hips are kind of locked, they may shift side to side a bit. The upper part of the body has no indication that they are walking. Its kind of static as the legs move. Gay guys usually have good posture as well.

    3. Music that gay guys usually like is gay music. It’s amazing. Music by all the famous powerful women. It’s so awesome to sing along and feel the gayness. The guys music taste can be a big factor so if he’s got some Lady Gaga, Britney Spear and Madonna on his mp3 player, hes unleashing his gay.

    4.What gay guys drink can be a good indicator as well. Gay guys are associated with martini’s, cocktails and coolers. A lot of gay guys love their drinks that don’t taste like beer or strong liquor.

    5. This one is really specific but if you ever get a chance to see a guy drink through a straw, you can see the gay. A lot of gay guys hold the straw when they drink.

    6. The limp wrist. This is something that happens so naturally that gay guys don’t even notice themselves doing it.

    7. Something else that is really specific. It sounds ridiculous, but a lot of gay guys talk on their cell phones using their right hands.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    Top 10? You only wrote 7. Anyways, you can't generalize but I agree with #3, most gay guys I know love gay music (JLO, Lady Gaga, Madonna etc.)
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:04 AM GMT
    Hypnotico saidTop 10? You only wrote 7. Anyways, you can't generalize but I agree with #3, most gay guys I know love gay music (JLO, Lady Gaga, Madonna etc.)


    I didn't want it to be too long, so I edited it to only 7...icon_twisted.gif
  • disasterpiece

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    Nov 14, 2011 1:08 AM GMT
    #8 Social hability with women. A guy that is very able to socialize with women of all ages without "flirting", to me, is probably gay. If it's closest friends are girls too, he's probably gay.

    Of course, those are generalizations, and there is of course exceptions.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:09 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece said#8 Social hability with women. A guy that is very able to socialize with women of all ages without "flirting", to me, is probably gay. If it's closest friends are girls too, he's probably gay.

    Of course, those are generalizations, and there is of course exceptions.


    That's so true, I get along better with women.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:09 AM GMT

    #1. True...but it's more of a lisp than an accent. For example: That guy in the e-harmony commercials (not the soccer dude), I mean, who is HE kidding? lol


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    Nov 14, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    THANKS guys!...See, some of 'em are true...lol icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:32 AM GMT
    ... I guess I'm not gay after all.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:37 AM GMT
    for any gay guy who drives a Standard, #7 is baloney unless they're in a right-hand-drive car.
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 14, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    RoadsterRacer87 saidfor any gay guy who drives a Standard, #7 is baloney unless they're in a right-hand-drive car.


    Well, since it just became "against the law" to use a hand-held cell while driving in Nevada.....it could still apply. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:39 AM GMT
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    RoadsterRacer87 saidfor any gay guy who drives a Standard, #7 is baloney unless they're in a right-hand-drive car.


    Well, since it just became "against the law" to use a hand-held cell while driving in Nevada.....it could still apply. icon_wink.gif


    lol, i wish they'd do that here. Hell, i wish they'd actually INSPECT cars before issuing brake tags.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:40 AM GMT
    i better watch it when i hold my straw lol
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:42 AM GMT
    I thought it just meant that right handed people are more common than lefties. It would stand that there are more gay righties than gay lefties, so more gay men use their right hands to hold their cell phones.

    Number 5? Gay men will avoid drinking through a straw.
    Sucking through a straw will develop wrinkles around your mouth. If you assume that most gay men are vain and shallow, then you'd have to believe that they'd do anything to avoid developing more wrinkles.
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 14, 2011 1:44 AM GMT
    Ermine saidI thought it just meant that right handed people are more common than lefties. It would stand that there are more gay righties than gay lefties, so more gay men use their right hands to hold their cell phones.

    Number 5? Gay men will avoid drinking through a straw.
    Sucking through a straw will develop wrinkles around your mouth. If you assume that most gay men are vain and shallow, then you'd have to believe that they'd do anything to avoid developing more wrinkles.


    And sucking something else....doesn't? icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:45 AM GMT
    Ermine said

    Number 5? Gay men will avoid drinking through a straw.
    Sucking through a straw will develop wrinkles around your mouth. If you assume that most gay men are vain and shallow, then you'd have to believe that they'd do anything to avoid developing more wrinkles.


    WHAT? I didn't know that, I'm never using straws again, does that apply to sucking cock too? I hope not, cuz I'm never gonna stop sucking cock.icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:47 AM GMT
    #9 - Sucks dicks.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:51 AM GMT
    Hypnotico said
    Ermine said

    Number 5? Gay men will avoid drinking through a straw.
    Sucking through a straw will develop wrinkles around your mouth. If you assume that most gay men are vain and shallow, then you'd have to believe that they'd do anything to avoid developing more wrinkles.


    WHAT? I didn't know that, I'm never using straws again, does that apply to sucking cock too? I hope not, cuz I'm never gonna stop sucking cock.icon_razz.gif

    Only if it's a really thin cock.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    #10. Works out excessively to increase chances of fucking other hot guys.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    Don't forget Mazda Miata drivers
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:53 AM GMT
    Ermine said
    Hypnotico said
    Ermine said

    Number 5? Gay men will avoid drinking through a straw.
    Sucking through a straw will develop wrinkles around your mouth. If you assume that most gay men are vain and shallow, then you'd have to believe that they'd do anything to avoid developing more wrinkles.


    WHAT? I didn't know that, I'm never using straws again, does that apply to sucking cock too? I hope not, cuz I'm never gonna stop sucking cock.icon_razz.gif

    Only if it's a really thin cock.


    Phew! *wipes sweat off forehead* I only like the really thick ones...icon_razz.gif



    j/k If I like the guy, I could care less about his cock, I know, corny icon_redface.gif .
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:54 AM GMT
    1. Don't have this at all.

    2. I used to do this until my dad started making fun of me relentlessly. I forced myself out of this habit in a few months.

    3. I have Lady Gaga, but only that album with Poker Face or whatever... before she started catering solely to the gay community, and while her music was still good.

    4. I LOVE BEER. Fruity drinks are too sweet and they always leave me with a nasty hangover.

    5. Don't remember the last time I drank with a straw...

    6. Nope.

    7. Left handed, so phone goes in left hand.

    It's proven: this is bullshit. Thread over. Everybody go home.
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:57 AM GMT
    wade_in_BC said
    #1. True...but it's more of a lisp than an accent. For example: That guy in the e-harmony commercials (not the soccer dude), I mean, who is HE kidding? lol




    Hah! I thought the same thing when I first saw that commercial!
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    Nov 14, 2011 1:59 AM GMT
    Mostly true
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 14, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    HorrorGymGuy saidDon't forget Mazda Miata drivers


    LOL..this was actually previously included until I edited to only 7. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 14, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
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    1.The gay accent. Yes, it exists. Most gay guys have this tone in their voice that is just kind of softer or lighter. Or just the way they say certain words, emphasize certain parts of the word (especially dragging on endings), or carry their conversations.

    Not all guys have it. Just the obvious ones. I am not convinced this is not learned behavior in the bar crowd. If I spend a week in the South and I drink a lot (not too redundant), "dog" becomes a three-syllable word for me too.

    2. The way most gay guys walk is really identifiable. Usually the hips are kind of locked, they may shift side to side a bit. The upper part of the body has no indication that they are walking. Its kind of static as the legs move. Gay guys usually have good posture as well.

    Huh? As opposed to moving your hips front to back? Who walks like that?

    3. Music that gay guys usually like is gay music. It’s amazing. Music by all the famous powerful women. It’s so awesome to sing along and feel the gayness. The guys music taste can be a big factor so if he’s got some Lady Gaga, Britney Spear and Madonna on his mp3 player, hes unleashing his gay.

    I listen to rock including punk rock. Strong chicks? Sure, Janis Joplin and Patti Smith are cool. If my inner emo lesbian is around, maybe some Melissa Etheridge or ani Difranco. I wouldn't recognize Lady Gaga if I tripped on her, but more power to her, she stands by her fans.

    4.What gay guys drink can be a good indicator as well. Gay guys are associated with martini’s, cocktails and coolers. A lot of gay guys love their drinks that don’t taste like beer or strong liquor.

    I drink vodka. Next?

    5. This one is really specific but if you ever get a chance to see a guy drink through a straw, you can see the gay. A lot of gay guys hold the straw when they drink.

    I only use a straw in a bar where they only rinse the glasses in that nasty blue shit between uses. I don't think I hold it, I'll pay attention next time.

    6. The limp wrist. This is something that happens so naturally that gay guys don’t even notice themselves doing it.

    Yeah, no.

    7. Something else that is really specific. It sounds ridiculous, but a lot of gay guys talk on their cell phones using their right hands.

    As someone else said, the majority of people are righties. But actually there is a higher incidence of the gay among lefties, I think I read. On the subject of hands while you're stereotyping, you forgot being "expressive" with your hands while talking. But Italians do that too.