When will the ladies understand how it is to date a bisexual?!?!

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    Jun 02, 2008 12:39 AM GMT
    Yeah, I just got home now. Drunk. There was this good looking chap who happens to be the only one with rhythm in the room...so while we were both cutting some shape on the dancefloor I told him, "You are my biggest crush tonight." He said, "Yeah, me too... I am bisexual." Then his ugly girlfriend started getting hysterical at him until they were escorted out by the bouncers.
    I ended up finishing their bottle of Moet & Chandon "Rose" (I LOVE THE PINKNESS OF IT ALL!) on their table as everyone in the club thought I was with the lovers quarreling. hahahahahah!!!!
    He could've been a good shag, I can tell.
    *sigh* Another one of life's missed opportunities.
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    Jun 02, 2008 3:41 AM GMT
    It's my opinion that most women will never understand a bi sexual bf. Secretly I think that they believe that somehow, they will be the one to make him totally straight.
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    Jun 02, 2008 4:40 AM GMT
    Bi? Im stuck on the fact that you drank someone else's drink. Skergeicon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 02, 2008 7:24 AM GMT
    Have you ever noticed that most men don't have a problem with bi women but women have a problem with bi men? Quite interesting.

    Most straight men don't have a problem with it because, in short, they are selfish and assume that a 3some (MFF) will ensue. That is until another male is brought into the mix then things get a little squirrely and they sorta start to veer from it because it impedes on their "straightness" or so I've come to that conclusion through a hilarious observation among a few friends.

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    Jun 02, 2008 7:38 AM GMT
    Guy101 saidHave you ever noticed that most men don't have a problem with bi women but women have a problem with bi men? Quite interesting.


    women don't like competing with women for men. they always put other hot girls down. now add other men into this competition. oh!
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    Jun 02, 2008 7:56 AM GMT
    gymguy1 saidBi? Im stuck on the fact that you drank someone else's drink. Skergeicon_biggrin.gif


    I think, ultimately, he did get what he wanted ... the whine...
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    Jun 02, 2008 7:59 AM GMT
    My motto is "I Don't Do Bi Sex Ever"
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    Jun 02, 2008 8:36 AM GMT
    Homewrecker! icon_lol.gif

    Ick zim! You finished their drinks?!
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    Jun 02, 2008 12:17 PM GMT
    Well the champer was still half full! I'm not gonna let the waiters take it away like what they did with the strawberries.
    I'm also happy to be able to create a thread coherently even when I'm drunk!!! No hangover, babyicon_wink.gif
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    Jun 02, 2008 12:36 PM GMT
    Naughty, you should have saved some of that for me! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif
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    Jun 02, 2008 2:17 PM GMT
    muttskins saidNaughty, you should have saved some of that for me! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gificon_wink.gif

    We had this discussion before, butt. I mean, mutt.
    Stick to camel's milk until you're 21. Now back to your cage and study math!icon_lol.gif